A/N: Currently at my boyfriend's house watching 1,000 Ways to Die. It's my first time watching it and it's rather entertaining. Anyway, I hope you enjoy this chapter. Gotta love dat randomness!

Wake Up

Four: In Backseats Staring Out of the Window

"Seriously, shut up!"

"We are so going to get caught."

"Relax will you? God, you are such a girl."

"I am not a girl!"

"Really? Because you sure do act like it."

"And you act like a Prima Donna, but I love you anyway."

"See? That's what I mean! But you didn't believe me."

"Whatever. Can we just get out of here? I do not want to be here when he gets back."

"Fine. God, just let me fill this up… Okay! We're good. Let's get the hell out of here."

"Finally."`

As quietly as they could, stifling giggles and chuckles, Jack and Evan snuck got of Mike's locker room and practically sprinted down the hall and went right. They didn't stop running until they made it to their locker room, which was really everyone else's. When they got there, they started laughing, loudly. So loud that Kofi came back to check on them.

"Hey guys, what's going-"

"Shush!"

"Zip it! He doesn't know where we are!"

"Who doesn't know-"

But before Kofi could finish his sentence, he got his answer. A loud yell resounded from Mike's locker room and both Jack and Evan started laughing even harder. That was, until they heard the charging stampede coming straight for the locker room. Both paled as they heard Mike fast approaching. Kofi, who didn't want to get in the middle of their lovers' quarrel, went to the far back of the locker room and tried to blend in with the scenery. No more than a second later, Mike came bursting into the locker room, covered in honey and feathers and looking so pissed off that he looked like he was about to cry.

"What. Did. You. Two. Do?" He was practically seething, and Evan cowered behind Jack, trying to hide his giggles. They didn't go unnoticed by Mike though. His blue eyes narrowed as he peered at Evan. Jack backed away from the man, his laughter slowly dying.

"We just…you know…decided to preen your feathers." Mike frowned and glared at them.

"I don't have feathers you idiot. You-"

And then, Mike stopped and actually looked at the two of them. Both of them were breathing heavily and had flushed faces. Then, he looked down at their pants and a smirk started making its way on his face.

"I get it now… You two are little fucking perverts." Evan moved out from behind Jack and leaned against the blonde who wrapped his arms around him. Both of them grinned up at their older lover with lustful gazes.

"It's just like Jacky said Mikey. We just wanted to…you know…preen your feathers." A predatory grin spread across Mike's face and he straightened up.

"Well then, who am I to disappoint you?"

From his small corner of the locker room, Kofi silently cursed himself. He would have rather bumped into a pissed off Mike than listen to the threesome going on only a few feet away from him.