Notes: This is my first Omake chapter. It has an Omake that relates to other stories, movies, mangas/animes, etc. And I don't own them, so don't sure me!

Omake Chapter 1

Omake 1: Randomness

Naruto awoke from his sudden unconsciousness. The blonde Jinchuuriki sat up and found nine people. These nine people were the strangest people (other than Orochimaru) he had ever seen.

One was a female him, except she was wearing a Playboy version of a sailor uniform, with several crescent moon symbols on it. She was currently pirouetting in a constant ballet dance. This made Naruto thank Kami that he wasn't born female. Then he sweat-dropped when the female him fell.

Another was Sakura, with a red leather vest, black capris, and a blue Rickenbacker bass guitar strapped to her back. She was playing a red Gibson Flying-V to a bowl of ramen. The blonde knew something was off, as Sakura didn't play guitar and she sure wouldn't waste her time playing to something Naruto would eat. The blonde sweat-dropped again.

The next was Lee, with a straw hat, red sleeveless polo shirt, and baggy shorts. He had a very crazy look and was mumbling on something about 'the King of Pirates'. Naruto shrugged at that, as Lee was always weird.

Then there was Hinata, wearing a very tight white t-shirt and very short black shorts. She also had black battle gloves and boots. Naruto thought she looked a lot like someone who should belong in a video game… or in a violent strip club. Naruto, instead of sweat-dropping here, resorted to having a bleeding nose, which he plugged immediately.

Next to Hinata was Kiba, except his hair was longer and spikier than normal. He stood in a stance, looking like he was getting ready to fight for his life, and he would've looked very threatening… had not he be staring into space, constantly chanting random garbage. It sounded like 'Kamehamehamehame…'. Naruto felt another bead of sweat going down the back of his head.

And with them was… a sponge… with a shirt and tie. The only thing that identified the sponge was Shikamaru's hairstyle adorned on its head. The 'Shika-sponge' as Naruto had dubbed it, was trying to catch… a flying electric jellyfish… with a butterfly net. The blonde almost face-faulted at the absurdity of this, but he had to resort to sweat-dropping.

Then there was Chouji. He was eating some pie. Naruto thought this was the most ordinary thing here. But he sweat-dropped anyways.

Next to them was a sulking girl who looked a lot like Sasuke. She was sulking over what appeared to be a small porcelain duck in her hand. Then she sneezed. The duck fell and shattered into a million pieces on the ground. The FemSasuke then started crying over it. Then she started to laugh at Shika-sponge, who got stung by the jellyfish. Naruto sweat-dropped yet again.

Next to her was Neji. Except, this Neji had boobs.

"HAHA! BOOBIES! YOSH!" Lee suddenly shouted. Naruto sweat-dropped. At least he would've had not his sweat glands dried out.

And next to them was a hole. And next to the hole was a Kikai bug. Naruto figured Shino was in the hole. Then Shino's head popped out.

"Lee, we all know Neji has boobies." Shino-in-the-hole deadpanned.

FemNeji huffed. "You're just jealous mine are bigger than yours."

Shino's sunglasses shined (AWESOME!). "That doesn't make sense. I am a guy, therefore, I do not have boobies."

Suddenly Ino popped from nowhere and started to pull her shirt off. Naruto slapped his hands onto his eyes.

"What the hell are you doing Ino!? What the hell is wrong with you!? Come to think of it, what is wrong with everyone!?" Naruto screamed. Suddenly, Sakura's guitar, Lee's mumbling, and Kiba's chanting disappeared. The blonde hesitantly took a hand off of one eye. He was greeted by a smiling face.

"WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF RANDOMNESS!" The smiling face shouted. Naruto was blown back by the sheer loudness of the voice. He looked up to the face of a male. He had black messy hair, dark brown eyes, a handsome face that looked made for smiling, a blue shirt that said 'Banzai!', a pair of jeans, and sneakers.

"My name is Ranpu Ryu! But everyone calls me Joey!" 'Joey' stuck his hand out. "Nice to meet ya!"

Then everything suddenly blew up.

Naruto awoke with a gasp.

"Hey Naruto, you okay?" Nariko said as she crawled into the male Jinchuuriki's tent. "You suddenly went unconscious and started screaming about randomness."

Naruto waved off his alternate self. "Nah its nothing."

"Well, okay, if you're sure."

"By the way, you'd look good in a sailor uniform."

"…"

Just wanted to do this. Hehehe…

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