JANUARY 15 th
(Schu is madly typing something on his typewriter inside his office)
Schu: Gah, my boredom has reduced me to *writing*! Stupid house…
JANUARY 21 st
(Nagi is playing with his toy cars in the living room as Crawford watches tv)
TV: Come knock on our door…
Crawford: *sings* We've been waiting for you…
Nagi: Mom…
Crawford: *glares* You interrupted my song! THREE'S COMPANY TOOOOOOOOO!
Nagi: I have to get my fire truck from you and dad's bedroom where it was so 'conveniently' placed…
Crawford: Can't you wait until your father wakes up?
Nagi: I WANT MY FUCKING FIRE TRUCK!
Crawford: Fine, go get hacked to death by your slowly maddening father and see if I care…
Nagi: *glares and runs off to get his truck. Crawford crosses his arms and turns back to the tv* Oh, John Ritter, you are a god…
(meanwhile, Nagi has snuck into Crawford and Schu's bedroom. He grabs his truck and is almost out the door when he sees that Schu is awake and staring at him. His hair is disheveled and it's obvious he hasn't been shaving because he seems to be growing a beard)
Nagi: (stares back) Ummm…yes? Is there a problem?
Schu: Hey there, Nagi…
Nagi: What is it?
Schu: Why don't you come over here and sit on my lap?
Nagi: The last time you did that-
Schu: Shhhhhhh!!! Do you want me to be reported?!
Nagi: Ye-
Schu: Of course not! Now…you know that I would *nevereverevereverevernevernevernevernevereverevereverevernevereverneverneverevereverevernever* do anything to hurt you and your mother…much…right?
Nagi: *blinks*
Schu: *starts crying* Because I love you so much…
Nagi: OMIGOD!!! He really has cracked! *runs out*
Schu: Wait! Come give daddy a kissy-kiss!