Short chapter, and the spacing is weird again…Merry Christmas everyone!!!!

Disclaimer: Not mine…

"Well, there's only one person left to try out! Naruto, come on doooooown!" (Price is right :) also not mine…)

"Alright, everyone else took my songs, so I guess I'll sing that one at the end…Poor Jack." Suddenly speakers crackled, and a voice that was undoubtedly Kakashi's blared over loudspeakers.

"Ladies and gentlemen, please don your earplugs now, unless you want to be in more pain than I was is Tsukiyomi. Thank you and try to enjoy this performance." Naruto turned red.

"I'm not that bad!" he yelled, and started singing.

What have I done, what have I done?
How could I be so blind?
All is lost, where was I?
Spoiled all, spoiled all
Everything's gone all wrong

What have I done?
What have I done?
Find a deep cave to hide in
In a million years they'll find me
Only dust and a scroll
That reads, "Here Lies Naruto."

But I never intended to let him go, never
And nobody really understood, well how could they?
That I did my best to save him and it hurts that he's gone
Why does nothing ever turn out like it should?

(Out of nowhere, Sasuke pops up onstage to save everyone from Naruto 'singing'…GO SASUKE!!!! XD)


Well, what the heck, you went and did your best
And for a moment your friendship nearly pulled me in
But I really do need strength to avenge my clan
And understand - it's just a new beginning, it is

And for the first time since Itachi betrayed me
I felt like this loser was my friend - family
But I, Sasuke Uchiha
That's right, I have a brother to kill!

And I just can't wait until we meet again
'Cause I've got some new jutsu that'll really surprise them
And, by God, Itachi is gonna feel my might
After that, I'll have time to set things right
Goodbye, dobe…

And he disappeared…how random…and why was Sakura tangled up in a butterfly net backstage? Kakashi removed his earplugs with relief, and Gai, the only one without earplugs, applauded Sasuke, the audience crying because they hadn't heard Sasuke's angelic voice…

"Okay, I think that was the last audition, right?" Kurenai said hopefully.

"I haven't gone yet!" came a strange, muffled voice, and there on the stage was Gai-sensei in a ridiculous disguise (see episode 193 in the filler arc). He started to sing 'Old Macdonald' and was booed off the stage, only Lee supporting him.

"Thank you everyone for trying out, this is going to be very difficult…" Kakashi announced. "Alright, let's sing to fill this chapter!" More sweatdrops…

(A/N: 'Town Meeting', more or less…I wanted to include some people who weren't in it at all)

(Kakashi)

Everyone, listen!

There were tryouts so peculiar, they were not to be believed

But this is called fanfiction after all

There's talent unlike anything we've ever seen

And as hard as we try, can't seem to decide

Who should be our star, our lead

So you must listen while we tell you this

Whoever jumps in with lyrics will be crowned the best!

(Kiba - to Akamaru)

This is a thing called a leash

So, do you want it or not?

Behave, or you'll find

You're in a bit of a tight bind

Alright, will you make up your mind?

(Shino)

If you please

Bugs are much easier to handle

And the whole thing suits me just fine

(erm…anyone…)

Ew, bugs? But why?

How ugly!

They're in you, they're in you?

(Shino)

That's the point of this, guys

They serve few

It's so great

They won't bite

It's my fate

To use them

And my power, you know it's from bugs that it stems

(Kiba)

That's really weird, we're agreed

Oh man, this guy is such a freak (A/N: no offence to Shino, he's awesome!)

(Kakashi)

NEXT!

(Chouji)
We pick up an over-sized pork
And shove it like this is your mouth

(Ino)
Oh, gross! See it's not fully cooked
I can't bear one more look
It's still raw and fat-covered with gook

(Chouji)
Hmm, let me explain
We eat fish raw all the time
And who can wait when you're hungry?
Mmm, pork

Take a bite of this snack

Or flavour you'll lack

Or perhaps I'll just eat it myself out of greed!

(Ino, sarcastically)
What a splendid idea
Pigging out sounds so fun
Snap out of it, Chouji
God, you're such a dunce

(Chouji)
Ino-chan, please now, not so fast
There's something here that you don't quite grasp


(Kakashi)

Ah, well, may as well give 'em what they want
And the cast, decision passed, here it is at long last

For the star of our musical
Is a fearsome man with a deep mighty voice
Itachi takes the leading role!
And it's also been chosen
Sakura really unfroze us
So it's she who'll be Sally!
The cast list is posted, with everyone on

Go and find your part, rehearsals start soon

And tryouts end, what a finale!

And on a dark cold night

Under full moon light

We will play out the show

Like professional actors

Konoha, let's do our best!

O.o

Then end! Thanks for reading!!