The Diary of the Hidden Paw

by OddThingtoHaveaNameFor

My interpretation of the origin of the main villain of Cats, the Napoleon of Crime, the bafflement of Scotland Yard. I refer, of course, to Macavity. Slash. My apologies to Kristin-Kai-Lundy for spamming her inbox by uploading everything at once.

4. September 21st, 1992

Macavity's Diary, September the 21st, 1992

---

Well, today I "came out" by telling everyone about an upcoming date with Sam. Of course Jed and Rats found out about this, and vandalized my home with rude slogans... Of course nobody did anything about it, because "Oh, we can't prove it was them, and maybe they're only bragging about it because they wanna sound cool, and I'm a little bitch who can't get shit done, and blaaaaah." Bullshit. And Demeter still doesn't believe that I didn't sleep with Bombalurina. I don't even like that kind of...stuff...Fuck. Then there's my Dad, who tried to keep it together, but I could tell he was disappointed. I don't see why he should be, I'm not viable as his successor anyways. Whatever, I always knew he was a bigot, I don't have to live with him anyways.