ZOMG a real written chapter!
The youthful task of kissing Gai was a success, and I found out he has man boobies!
Kishimoto owns the schmexy (not) Gai-Sensei (and everyone else who no one cares about).
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A loud knock was heard from the inside of Yoshiko Tsukinoyo's house that day, soon after Sasuke announced he would be paying a visit. Lee, in a complete panic, started screaming and running around in circles. Finally, as Sasuke was about to break down the door, Lee jumped out a window of the seventh floor. He climbed back up and watched from a nearby window to view what would happen next.
"ALLY!!!!!!" Sasuke cried in distress. Seeing the young girl on the floor, he ran over to her and yelled, "ZOMG! Is she dead?" In his head, only one thought appeared as an option to help. 'Mouth to mouth…' he thought with a blush, just to snap out of his thoughts to whisper, "Ally?"
From the window, Lee smirked happily and began cheering. "SUCCESS!" he cried out as various pedestrians looked up at the big, green beast on the building edge.
Ally, still being the unconscious person she was, needed to be lifted onto her couch by the Uchiha avenger. She still wouldn't wake, so Sasuke rummaged around until he found a clean towel to dampen and place on her forehead. Immediately, Ally's face got redder, but she still was silent from her position on the couch. Sasuke sighed and placed his hand on the towel. At that moment, Ally's face got even redder.
"Ally?" Sasuke asked, looking at her intently. Her blush intensified, but still no response. "Wake up, Ally." Sasuke commanded softly before kissing her softly on the lips.
Meanwhile, on the outside of the tall building, Rock Lee began screaming various words such as "Youth", "Kiss", "Gai", "Success", and "BOOBIES!!!!". (The poor soul doesn't know what it means) Jumping up and down with the yelling was obviously a bad idea, but apparently Lee didn't think so. He jumped so high that his head hit the top of the window, and with a girlish scream, Lee came tumbling down the seven floor apartment building.
Ally's eyes immediately shot open after the kiss. They were huge and her mouth was in a strict "O". She stayed like that for a moment before a small blush appeared. Then, little by little, it grew darker and darker until her whole face was red as a ripe tomato (Sasuke's favorite food). Sasuke smirked, being the weirdo he is, and began to walk out the door, playing hard to get, of course.
Ally's eyes immediately softened as tears began to fall. "W-Wait… Don't leave!" Sasuke turned around and made a "Hm?" noise, seeming to not have heard her. Ally blushed and closed her eyes. With all the courage she could muster, Ally shouted out, "Aishiteru!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ally looked to her feet with a tearstained face and a blank look. Sasuke looked at her for a moment before smirking. Then with one swift movement, he was infront of her and then kissing her again. Ally's eyes widened slightly before she kissed back.
After a moment, the two pulled apart and smiled softly. There's only one action that can be used to say what happened next……
GLOMP!