A/N

What is this madness!? Two chapters!? Holy shite V3n3ficus!

I know right. Anyway this chapter is interesting. I just felt like doing the red head thing because it leads into something later on. The odd weather was really for nothing except a chance to bring a little more humour into it. At least that's what I'll tell you... Hehehe... This chapter also shows you a much darker side of Naruto. Some of that may seem similar to my other story and well that's because it is.

I had waaay too much fun writing the simon says scene but again I feel it shows Naruto might have been just a little more affected by the villagers then he lets on.

On a different note, some people I think who are super duper neat.
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These guys are here for one reason or another. Whether it was just being cool and having a chat with me about things or offering up ideas for the story. They are cool in my books.

If I said I'd props you yesterday and I didn't I'm sorry but I had been up for like 19 34 hours on 6 hours sleep. I was pretty messed up. Send me a message and I promise you will be mentioned next chapter.

On with the story!

"Don't go!" Naruto screamed out as he shot up in his bed breathing hard. A normal morning for the boy as he'd been plagued by realistic nightmares all his life. "Don't go..." He whispered again as he started to calm himself down. Then he noticed something drip from his face. He touched his cheek and removed his hand to see it was wet. He'd been crying in his sleep?

Naruto shook it off and got out o the large bed before heading for the bathroom. The blond splashed some water in his face to calm himself down. His hands stopped shaking and he held himself up on the sink. Naruto's head still drooped. The dreams had been getting progressively worse as of late. Yet when he woke he couldn't remember anything but blurs and messed up sounds.

It had been a week since he graduated from the academy and he'd been training till he dropped with all the girls so maybe it was jsut some kind of by product of the exhaustion. He Finally felt better and stood up straight. The moment he caught sight of himself in the mirror he froze. Everything around him seemed to fade away as he jsut starred at his reflecting and it starred back. Then the entire village was woken at 5 am by a scream.

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?"

Half an hour later Naruto stood before the members of Hellsing hair still dripping with the glare to end all glares. "Who did it." He said dangerously.

"It really doesn't look that bad to be honest." Morganna said truthfully and got a round of agreements from the group.

Naruto instant got right up in the Ravenette's face. "Was that a confession?" He asked.

Morganna placed her hand on his face and pushed him back slightly. "No it was not and I don't know what the big deal it anyway it looks fine so why are you getting upset?" This time genuine curiosity in her voice.

Naruto raised his hand and went ro respond. Then froze. He thought for a good minute his mouth still hanging open and then he lowered his hand, slowly closed his mouth and just walked away.

Seras spoke up as heir Master stomped off. "You know I always liked redheads." She said casually while a few of them nodded in agreement.

Naruto walked into the academy with the hood of his coat up. Despite having come to terms with the fact he both came to terms with it and he didn't care about other opinions of him, Naruto didn't much feel like dealing with his soon to be Ex classmates.

He took up a position at the back of the class and started reading. However he didn't get to for long.

"haha! Look at Kiba, Got his clock cleaned by the deadlast!" One of the civilians taunted the dog boy who had a rather dark bruise on the side of his face and a few teeth missing.

Kiba just gave them dirty looks as he couldn't talk properly with the swelling. They continued to taunt him for a few minutes until one of them was smacked in the back of the head. The other was back fisted by Naruto and fell to the floor. "Leave the dog alone and let him lick his wounds. I swear, kicking the dog while he'd down. You're both worse then he is." Naruto said to the unconscious forms of the boys.

Kiba starred at Naruto with an cautious glare. "Why'd you defend me..." He managed to mumble out despite the slight pain.

Naruto just looked at the dog boy from inside his hood. "I may not Like you Kiba but I'll be damned before I let someone get picked on over something I caused. I hit you to teach you a lesson not make you a target." And with that he stepped over the two boys and went back to his seat.

A few of the class were surprised that Naruto defended Kiba since he was the reason Kiba was like that. However Naruto ignored it in favour of waiting for Iruka.

Again the wait was rather short lived as the scarred Chunin showed up as the two boys were waking up. He looked confused when they stumbled off to some seat but otherwise ignored it in favour of giving his usual speech on the life of a shinobi. He then went on to list the teams. Naruto spaced out during one through six and came but at Seven. All the civilian Genin were gone leaving the clan heirs so he was curious about the rest.

Iruka cleared his throat. "Team Seven will consist of Sasuke Uchiha, Sakura Har-" YEEEEES!" The Pinkette interrupted with her banshee screech. Iruka picked at his eared for a moment to stop the ringing before continuing. "As I was saying, Sakura Haruno and Naruto Uzumaki. You will be under Kakashi Hatake." Sakura seemed depressed at this point and Naruto smirked. This was good for him because he'd probably be able to skip out on team training in favour of training with the Hellsing members due to the fact Kakashi was probably chosen to teach Saskue about the Sharingan. He was probably only there as fodder.

The rest of the teams were announced as a remake of the Inoshikacho trio under the hokage's son Asuma and a tracking team with Kiba Shino and hinata under a young Jonin genjutsu specialist.

As Naruto again guessed his was the last team waiting. He knew of Kakashi's chronic lateness due to him having read up on all the Jonin eligible for teams.

He continued to read for the next two and a half hours while occasionally glancing at his teammates to soak in their suffering. It was fun for him.

When Their Sensei did show up Naruto was still reading, Sasuke looked constipated trying to keep up his uncaring façade and Sakura was beating her head against a desk. Though the moment the door opened Sakura spun and screeched "You're late!" At the Cyclops.

Kakashi seemed un-fazed. "My first impression of you, I hate you." he was about to continue only for his eyes to widen when Naruto turned slightly. and cocked his head. "Hmm? You say something?" He droned much like the silver haired Jonin would to his 'rival' Might Guy. 'He stole my bit!' Kakashi thought indignantly. "Meet me on the roof." Was all he said before puffing out of existence signifying it as a shadow clone.

Naruto for his part shrugged and left having actually not heard the Jonin but brushed it aside. Sasuke followed shortly after with a grunt while Sakura followed the last Uchiha like a lost puppy. All the while thinking it was Naruto's fault their new sensei didn't like them.

When the three Genin arrived on the roof they were greeted by the sight of Kakashi leaning against the railing while reading form a little orange book. He gave one last small glare at Naruto before eye smiling at the other two. "Well since we're all here I think Introductions are in order. Start with your name, Your likes and dislikes, hobbies and any dreams for the future." He said.

Sakura seemed a little confused. "Why don't you go first ot give us an idea." She said and Kakashi huffed. They couldn't ever just do as he told them. Always with the questions.

"Well, My name is Kakashi Hatake. I don't really have and dislikes and my likes are a little mature for you as are my hobbies. As for dreams for the future I don't really have any." He said with a shrug and an eye smile.

Naruto was not impressed at all by his attempt to keep them in the dark. However he'd dig up info on the man later. Now he was busy face palming at the sappy, fan girly crap flying from Sakura's mouth. "-My dislikes are Ino-pig and Naruto! My hobbies... *giggle and glance as Sasuke*. And my dream for the future... *Again giggles and glances at Sasuke*." The Uchiha just grunted while Kakashi looked downtrodden. However Naruto was actually dry retching at what he'd just heard. Like he was going to vomit.

"Shut up idiot! Like you've got any better!" Sakura once more screeched out at Naruto who stopped his act and grinned. He the flipped back the hood revealing his now straight red hair that swept backwards in a tufty feathered look while a few bangs hung over his forehead. The rest went to the base of his neck on the back and sides.

"My Name is Naruto Uzumaki Hellsing. I like training with the other members of Hellsing and practising my artes I also enjoy reading. I dislike people who belittle others for their own amusement, Rapists, Paedophiles and people who can't tell the difference between a sword and it's sheath. My hobbies include reading Poetry as Kiba so kindly pointed out the other day in class and playing the piano or violin. My dream for the future is to restore the Hellsing Family and organisations to their prime and to lead the family like my ancestors before me." With that he finished and took in their faces. He wasn't sure but they seemed to still be processing the hair.

After the shock wore off Kakashi informed them of the secondary test and left them. Sakura being the encyclopaedia she is questioned him on it finding out it that the exam was just to see if that had the basic skills. This would see how they react to a combat situation. Naruto didn't really mind as the graduation exam was too easy in his opinion and this just meant they weren't sending ill prepared kids to their deaths. As for Kakashi's advice that was advice that's Naruto would respectfully decline. He had gone without food for a long time and knew it did no one any good. So he would accept a delicious if lighter meal and would show up at nine. Two hours later then he again suggested.

Naruto walked into the Hellsing manor just as it seemed the rest of the group were winding down a meeting. They'd been discussing starting to take on mercenary work and had gotten a license from the hokage to operate inside the village for now. However unlike ninja they wouldn't be taking jobs like weeding someone's garden. It was to secure income for the Hellsing family and to give them something to do while Naruto was off on missions. Though a three man squad would always accompany Naruto. It was part of an agreement that allowed konoha to hire them at a discounted fee if they ever needed to.

The room they were all in had been decidedly called the 'mission' room. There were a few tables with maps and such all around the room while a large empty notice board would be up for them as well as future organization members to take jobs from.

"Am I interupting something?" Naruto asked as he strolled in and sat on a table.

"Not at all. We just finished up for the morning which means it's time for training." Integra said with a slightly cruel but also teasing smirk.

"Try not to be too harsh today. I've got another test tomorrow and I have a feeling I'll need to be in peak condition to pass this one." And with that said the rest of the day was spent training Naruto.

The next morning finds Naruto walking towards training ground seven around nine o'clock in the morning. It was an odd day in fire country as the weather was very cold and foggy mist blanketed the roads and ground today as well as the sky being overcast.

Naruto had the collar on his coat flipped up and the hood up over that to keep the old at bay. He then came upon the sorry sight of his half asleep, half frozen teammates. "Oh come on really!? Let me guess you didn't eat anything either." This was answered byapair of growling stomachs. "For the love of Kami. The least you could of done was wear something warmer. He didn't even mention that." Naruto ranted as the two simply glared at him in his thicker coat.

That was when Kakashi decided to make an appearance wearing a thicker outfit with a scarf due to the weather. "Good to see you all here on time." He said with a slightly mocking eye smile. Sakura growled slightly. "Actually you and Naruto are two hours late..." She chattered out.

Kakashi mocked surprise and looked at a watch that wasn't there. "Huh, you're right sorry about that." He said still giving that eye smile. Sakura growled again and Sasuke grunted.

"Anyway, you have until midday to get these bells off me. If you fail to do so you'll be sent back to the academy." He said while pulling out two bells.

"But wait, doesn't that mean one of us is getting sent back no matter what? There's only two bells." Sakura asked. She thought this might be her chance to get on a team alone with Sasuke.

Kakashi again feigned shock. "I guess you're right. One of you is getting sent back no mater what." With that said, Kakashi placed down the timer and set it for three hours. "Ok, begin." with that said Sasuke and Sakura disappeared into the foliage while Naruto stood there with his arms crossed.

"Naruto, aren't you going to go hide?" He asked with a raised eyebrow.

"What's the point of hiding from you Kakashi. You can summon hunter Ninken. If worst came to be you'd use them to seek me out." Naruto said while Kakashi was surprised the redhead knew that.

Naruto caught onto his surprise and smirked. "What, you didn't think I would come into this blind did you? A proper ninja's best tool is information and a good ninja uses anything available to them. I got a friend of mine to dig up some information about you. Now, Lets do this." Naruto got into a ready stance and watched as Kakashi reached into his weapons pouch and retrieved... a book?

That annoyed Naruto to no end. Even he wasn't rude enough to read while fighting. Then he saw the title and his rage only grew. He was being raised by nine women recently and had quickly picked up a trait allot of women have. An ungodly hate towards perverts.

Kakashi wasn't really paying attention and only barely focused on Naruto. So when a fireball the size of his head flew right infron of his face and singed a few hairs and most importantly three quarters of his book he was wide eyed. He still held the remains of the smut as his head jerkily turned to Naruto. "Did you just..." He left the question hanging.

Naruto smirked as his right hand glove still had a few wisps of smoke coming off it. "That's right. I killed your smut." he said with a crooked grin. Kakashi quickly discarded the burnt remains of the book and drew a kunai. He was rather upset with this student now. First he burns his precious Icha-icha. Then he insults it right in Kakashi's face. The Cyclops was going to make him pay.

This was what Naruto wanted and his grin grew a little. With a flourish Crimson wing came to life in his hand. He stood with his left arm behind him as he leaned forwards with his right hand infront. He looked like he was ready to pounce at the silver haired jonin. Although the fact that glove hadn't stopped smoking despite no signs of and singing on it were worrisome.

Naruto took the initiative and leaped at the Cyclops with a downward swing of his blade that was blocked my Kakashi. Only then he realised his chest felt hot and saw a fireball in Naruto's palm. just as the ball of fire launched form the redheads hand, kakashi swapped with a long that was instantly burnt to a crisp and blown up. Kakashi noted that the fireball technique wasn't just for burning. It seemed they were explosive as well.

Naruto landed in the crouched stance again. Kakashi also noted it seemed the stance was for offence instead of defence. So taking advantage of that he quickly flew through some hand signs. "You know what they say Naruto, Fight fire with fire! Fire style: Great fireball Jutsu. Was called as Kakashi breathed out a decently sized fireball that rolled towards Naruto scorching he earth in it's path.

However Naruto didn't move and simply grinned wider as he was engulfed by the flames. The Jonin as well as the hiding pinkette and Uchiha were either surprised, worried or cruelly enough happy that Naruto had taken the fireball head on. However their worries were unwarranted when the boy stood completely fine with what looked like a light blue sphere surrounding him. Not even the grass inside the sphere was scorched by the fires. The blue light died down and Naruto once more leaped at Kakashi with another downward slash.

"It almost worked the first time Naruto, but not this time." Kakashi said as he instead blocked and kicked the blond away only for it to fade like an illusion. 'that was a clone?!' he thought in alarm. 'but where's the real one?' Kakashi checked his sides as well as his flank but didn't catch sight of the blond turned redhead. 'could he know an earth technique?' Kakashi thought as he searched the ground for any disturbances.

"you know humanities problem?" came the voice of Naruto. It sounded like it came from everywhere at once. "We rarely look up!" This time it distinctively came form above Kakashi and he barely rolled out of the way of a spining double axe kick that left a sizeable dent in the ground where Kakashi had been a moment ago.

Once more he was impressed simply by the skill that a fresh Genin showed. Strength most Chunin didn't posses, tactical abilities, strange techniques that would keep and enemy guessing as well as proficiency with a weapon other then those taught in the academy. Just to name a few.

Naruto then formed a shape with his right hand and it stopped smoking before a the boy chanted something quickly and a circle flashed for a brief moment below him. Then something weird happened.

Naruto's shadow started moving independently. It started to crawl out of the ground in a way and when it finally stood it too on a shape and colour. It was a physical exact copy of Naruto however it was monochromatic. It's skin was a gray colour with a lighter gray for its hair. instead of red clothing it wore black and gray. Though it's eyes were a deep crimson red colour. The thing took on a more feral version of Naruto's stance and grinned with a mouth full of razor sharp teeth. It also bounced on it's feet seeming to be itching to fight.

"Get the bells." Naruto ordered. The monochromatic clone nodded and leaped forwards with a flurry of swings. It's attacks were noticeably more ferocious then Naruto's own. Though they lacked the tact his did in favor of trying to break Kakashi with brute force.

The Silver haired Cyclops found and opening and took a swing only for his arm to pass right through like the shadow wasn't there. He'd think it was an illusion if not for the fact his bones were still rattling after it's hard swings.

Naruto again took notice of Kakashi's confusion and decided to explain. "You like it? It's my own version of a shadow clone. Instead of being a chakra construct I infuse my shadow with a part of my soul or being that I don't use as often such as instinct and agression and then animate it. Though he lacks my level of mental capability his instincts are extremely good. he will also do anything I command. The best part is he can hit you all he likes however you can't hit him." Naruto said with a rather proud tone of voice. That spell had taken a large amount of time to get into a combat ready position.

Kakashi had to swap with a log again and watched the thing getting cleaved clean in half down the middle by the swing he just avoided. If that had been him, Kakashi would be done. The silver haired Jonin discarded his kunai as it was starting to break under the endless assault and pulled out another one just in time to block another swing.

Coming up with an idea, Kakashi quickly drew another Kunai and threw it at Naruto. The shadow instantly turned into a puff of black smoky wisps and moved at blinding speeds to intercept the projectile. he caught it and threw it back at Kakashi.

The blood redhead smiled at him finding out so quickly. "Well done. You realised I'm vulnerable while he's out. I can't really move more then speak until he returns. However I plan to fix this in the future. Now return shadow." Naruto ordered. In another cloud of smoke the shadow flew at Naruto before enveloping him and slithering down the boy to his feet before stretching out. Naruto himself stretched his stiff muscles from holding the same position for so long. He let out a relieved sounding sigh. "That's better, It's weird losing those feelings. I act too smart."

He then dropped into his stance again. "Alright Kakashi, one last attempt to get you down." With that said Naruto help his blade over his head with the tip pointing towards the ground. He then started chanting as he ran his hand from he cross guard as far along the blade as he could before flicking his hand forwards. As his hand slid over, runes lit up on both sides of the blade in a language they couldn't understand. Now Naruto stood with the blade covered in the strange glowing runes. "Prepare yourself. I'm not holding back!" and with that Naruto swung his blade out in front of him.

Despite being over thirty feet away, Kakashi prepared and watched as the blade's tip glowed brighter before releasing what appeared to be a crescent of energy in his direction. Dodging out of the way he was relieved as the blade kept going through the forest cutting down trees for quite some distance.

However it wasn't over as Naruto started swinging again. Again this fresh Genin shocked a seasoned Jonin and Ex Anbu. He could use a skill like that so quickly? This crescent was allot wider however Kakashi noted that the cutting power seemed to decrease the larger it was.

Naruto started swinging rapidly letting off waves of different sizes to throw off the Jonin who just kept dodging. Then he watched the Genin take a different stance with the tip pointed at him and the blade drawn back ready to thrust. And thrust he did.

Like before the tip glowed only this time the projectile moved allot faster and appeared like a large spinning drill. It his a rock a bore a hole straight through. Then the timer sounded and Kakashi let out a small breath. He'd been hoping time would run out soon.

Sasuke and Sakura were so caught up in watching the deadlast fight off a Jonin they hadn't moved for three hours. Now they'd failed.

The three stood in front of Kakashi "Sorry but you three fail. You didn't get the be-"He'd reached back to grab them only to realise they weren't there. "What? Where are they?" He asked himself more then the Genin. That is until the sound of the bells tingling came from Naruto who held both bells in his hand.

Kakashi did a quick check for an illusion only to find out they were real. "When did you-" When you shot the fireball at me and stared while waiting to see what happened. Remember that was a clone. I got behind you and took them when you were focused on the clone. So I guess I pass." He said with a more fox-like grin.

"Well who are you going to give the other bell to? remember the one without a bell goes back to the academy." He reminded.

Naruto raised an eyebrow at this. "Bullshit. Who ever heard of a two man team. Not only that but I already know you're being forced to accept the Uchiha by the civilian council and pinky is here because of her mothers spot on said council. So I will give the other bell to my shadow because he did more work today then these two combined." he threw the bell in the air and the shadows arm came from Naruto's normal shadow and snatched it out of the air. the bell actually going it with it.

Kakashi just sighed and shook his head. "Whatever. Be at the mission hall at nine tomorrow and don't be late..." with that he was gone in a swirl of leaves.

"hey dope, teach me those techniques." Sasuke demanded.

Naruto just looked over his shoulder at them with a scowl. "Kill yourself." was all he said as he walked off ignoring the screams of Sakura. and the angry glare of Sasuke.

The Hokage sat in his office waiting for the last Jonin to arrive. His test had taken the longest.

Kakashi arrived in a swirl of leaves and looked slightly defeated. He then reached for his equipment pouch for his book only to be reminded Naruto incinerated it. his shoulders then slumped even more.

"Now that we're all here I want reports on who passed and failed." Hiruzen said.

"team 1 failed."
"team 2 failed."
"team 3 failed."
"team 3 failed."
"team 4 failed."
"team 5 failed."
"team 6 failed."
"team 7 passed..." This got a few strange looks.

"Naruto's file is way off. It says he's a dead last with nothing going for him besides Taijutsu which is only any good due to brute strength. The Naruto I fought showed several different skill sets not even seen in most Chunin. He played mind games with me at the start by burning my book to get me angry which lead to me making a mistake later in the fight. He was strong enough to compact the ground with a kick, showed a mind for tactics as well as showcasing multi skills I've never heard of. Also his Ninjutsu were strange. He barely preformed hand signs and they were some rather unique top of that he's proficient with a strange sword. " he said once more sounding deflated. Everyone was a little surprised. that the boy they'd read about could do all that.

"I'll have it looked into." Hiruzen stated. He had a feeling he knew what was going on."Kurenai, Asuma your teams?"

"Team 8 passed."

"Team 10 passed."

"good. The teams that passed will start D-ranks as soon as you think they're ready. The sensei of the teams who failed will return to regular duty as of tomorrow. Dismissed." With that everyone left and Hiruzen sat back with his pipe deep in thought.

The sun had set a few hours ago and Naruto stood out in the middle on training ground seven. He'd decided to train by himself today so he had some time to think. He went over the test today. He'd revealed Crimson wing, Two of crimson wings artes aswell as his shadow clone and fireball spells. That wasn't a whole lot but it was more then enough to prove he wasn't the same kid as he was only a few weeks ago.

'I guess I'll just have to wait and see what happens.' Naruto thought as he picked his coat up off the ground.

Somewhere else in Konoha a drunken Anko Mitarashi had just left a bar after celebrating with her team on a job well done. Anko wasn't sure why she felt so sluggish because she hadn't had that many drinks but after just throwing it under being tired form the mission she strolled through the darkened streets of Konoha on her way home.

That was until as the special Jonin passed a darkened alley she was dragged in by a set of hands over her mouth and chest. "look at this boys, we caught us a little snake whore." said what Anko recognised as one of her team from the mission.

"Look at you. Always walking around with a sway in your hips wearing such skimpy clothing. It's only fair we let you take care of all these problems you caused us." He said with a wicked sneer.

Anko tried to struggle out of his grip however it felt like her limbs were made of cement. Then it hit her like a sack of bricks. They'd drugged her. The snake mistress had been caught up in the celebration she didn't notice.

"Bingo, now why don't you put that pretty little mouth of yours to good use." With that said he ripped the mesh on her chest away and started undoing his pants while the men surrounding them sneered at a frightened Anko. Despite the rumours she was actually still a virgin. Who'd want to be with the 'snake whore' or the student of a traitor.

Just as the deed was about to be done the sound of humming permeated the air. It sounded similar to lullaby or a song children would sing. There was no distinctive direction it was coming from.

The attempted rapists stopped in their tracks as they got an odd chill from the sound. As they looked around the alley for the source the sound finally gave them a source in the form of a crimson clad hooded figure standing at the end of the alley.

"The hell are you looking at?" The leader yelled.

"I'm not quite sure. But it's disgusting to even think about it." Was the answer given laced with malice, hatred and loathing.

"Oh don't tell me you're going to stick up for the snake whore!" The man yelled.

"I don't see a whore. I see a group of men around what looks like a drugged women about to have their way with her. Now let her go." The figure now stood with his arms crossed as his eyes pierced the darkness and seemingly their souls.

"Screw you. Lets just kill the bastard." The leader said again. He then dropped his hold on Anko's hair and pulled a kunai while starting forwards only to stop when no sound came from behind him. Then a bell seemed to tingle behind him.

He slowly turned and jumped backwards when he came face to face with a monochromatic copy of the man at the alley's end. The sound of the bell came from the bell that was tied in the copies hair. However instead of looking deathly serious this one looks murderously gleeful. That image was increased tenfold by the four dead bodies laying around the floor with their necks slit. Even the blood on the long blade he held took on a monochromatic appearance.

The shadow then pointed back in front of the man with it's grin stretching wider. The leader silently turned back to the crimson one and again jumped back through the shadow as Naruto was right in his face as well.

Anko just starred at the sight not quite sure what was scarier. Her almost rapists of this embodiment of hatred that seemed to enjoy what it was doing to the man.

"We're going to play a little game." The crimson one said. "If you live then I'd better never hear of you doing anything like this ever again. Or I will find you. But if you die then I guess the gods think you deserve it."

The man was literally pissing himself at the intense Ki radiating from the man like a furnace. "W-what?" He stuttered.

"We're going to play simon says. If you do something simon doesn't say then you'll be punished. Now, Simon says stand against the wall." Naruto said with a cruel smirk. The shadow lifted the man roughly up and there him against the wall.

"Raise your right hand." Naruto ordered.

The man did as told only to scream out in pain as a kunai then pinned the hand to the wall. "I did what you said!" He screamed.

"Yes! You did what I said! But Simon didn't tell you to do it so I punished you!" Naruto shouted back.

Anko for her part found this sick and twisted children's game to bee oddly entertaining and the sadistic nature this person seemed to have attracted her.

"Let's try again." Naruto breathed sounding calm again.

"Simon says stand on one leg." The man did at told and Naruto smiled. "Good." he said cheerily with a little clap.

"Simon says clap your hands." The man looked at the hand nailed to the wall and slowly moved his other hand towards it.

"I said clap your hands!" Naruto bellowed.

the man started clapping only to shout out again when his left hand was nailed to his right with another kunai. "But you said!" The man moaned in pain as tears started flowing down his face.

He dropped the leg he'd been holding up and the ankle was the nailed to the wall as well.

"You need to pay attention! The rules change. You see simon told you to clap then I told you to clap. and no one told you to drop your leg!" the manic redhead once more shouted in the scared fool's face.

"Naruto looked truly distressed with this man. He walked in circles for a moment seemingly trying to calm himself. He then quickly turned and got up in the Jonin's face again. He grabbed the man's face and looked him straight in the eyes. "Ok-ok-ok-ok-ok-ok-ok." he said very rapidly getting quieter and quieter. "I'm going to give you one last chance. Nod if you understand." He very quietly.

The man nodded quickly but he went wide eyed when he realised. "I didn't say simon says." Naruto said cruelly before jamming a kunai through the man's skull.

Naruto's shadow slithered back to the ground and faded int ohis regular shadow. The seemingly unstable Hellsing head then turned and stepped away form the man while an exact copy seemed to faze out of him and started cleaning up the bodies on the ground.

The real Naruto crouched down in front of Anko who still had yet to see his face. "No need to be scared. He deserved that. You don't. Now what's your address I don't think you'll be getting there on your own." He said with a warmer smile. The hood seemed to shadow everything from the mouth up. Even his cheeks were shadowed.

Anko thought over giving this psychopath her home address but eventually decided to. he hadn't actually done anything and something about him made her want to trust him. So the purplette relented and soon after she was swept up in a bridal carry and they were flying over the roof tops of Konoha.

An hour later Naruto came through the doors of the Hellsing manor with a shit eating grin plastered on his face. "Welcome home Master." Hariett said as she'd been walking past the door.

"Good night I guess?" Morganna asked as she'd been with Hariett.

Naruto nodded. "yeah I played some games. It was a good night." He said grinning and walking off.

What the redhead didn't realise was the fact his face was literally painted crimson.

The Hokage sat at his desk starring at the pictures of a crime scene found this morning. It showed four corpses seemingly kneeling around a fifth who was nailed to the wall like they were praying to it. Around the nailed up corpses neck was a sign that read. "A rapist and his followers" the only thing they all had in common was that they'd all just returned from a mission. The only member of the team not dead in the alley was Anko Mitarashi who had just finished explaining what she could.

"So we've got a psychotic serial killer in the village." Hiruzen mumbled angrily.

Anko shook her head. "I don't think so. He took me home and even tucked me into bed. He killed them for trying to rape me. I don't think he's a serial killer. More like an angel of death..." Her expression grew somewhat dreamy at the memory of the crimson clad hero who saved her.

Hiruzen seemed to grow concerned. "We'll have to look into this..." He said before dismissing the snake mistress and going over the files. 'Well done Naruto... Well done." he thought with a smile.

If you're curious how Naruto got so strong, Well he has been training with super humans. He thinks he's fighting high Jonin level people while they're actually off the charts. Also I didn't directly say it but all the people he killed were drunk.

Also, Haku will be living and will be part of Naruto's Harem. I don't think a single god damn person wanted HER to die and it makes me so damn proud of you guys.