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Sabrina Grimm So Lou and Percy are half-bloods...okay, that's a little new.

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Daphne Grimm What now?

Lou Wade Tell the whole world, will ya?

Percy Jackson Plus I told you I'm not the only demi-god.

Annabeth Chase I am!

Caitlyn Duncan Me too!

Travis Stoll Me three!

Connor Stoll Me 4!

Piper McLean I think I am.

Jason Grace I am...

Katie Gardner I am!

Thalia Grace I am!

Leo Valdez I know I am.

Raye Jones I am!

Lou Wade Raye, I thought mom told you to get off of Facebook.

Raye Jones She did.

Nichole Wade I know I did! So get off!

Raye Jones Fine! :P


Lou Wade Happy Birthday!

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Leo Valdez Who's birthday is it?

Lou Wade Someone's somewhere.

Leo Valdez Oh. Happy Birthday stranger.


Puck Goodfellow Next time you bring your dog over, Lou, keep him on a leash. And don't let him in my room.

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Lou Wade C'mon. He doesn't bite.

Puck Goodfellow He jumps!

Sabrina Grimm He he, you scream like a girl.

Puck Goodfellow Shut up.

Daphne Grimm I missed Puck screaming like a girl? Darn.

Lou Wade It was something to see.

Puck Goodfellow Shut up all of you!

Lou Wade NO! :P


Baxter the Dog I have a Facebook!

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Travis Stoll Lou, your dog has a Facebook?

Lou Wade It's not my business what he does in his spare time.

Hecate I think it's right for your dog to have a Facebook, like he is an equal human.

Lou Wade Aren't you the goddess of dogs?

Hecate That is true. I'm the goddess of 37 things.

Lou Wade Awesome!


Lou Wade I like fancy glasses!

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Lou Wade I'm commenting on my own post!

Lou Wade It's a weird day for me...

Lou Wade Why is no one talking to me! I feel lonely.

Lou Wade Travis! If this is your way of getting back at me for sticking that pot I made in art on your head, I'll get you back for this too!

Lou Wade Leo?

Leo Valdez Yeah?

Travis Stoll NO! You broke the trend!

Lou Wade Trend?

Travis Stoll Ignore you and see how long it took you to notice. It took you 3 hours and 54 minutes! :)

Lou Wade You guys have until the count of one to hide. One.

Travis Stoll Oh Styx. Not again!


Lou Wade Never cross me. You will get hurt.

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Percy Jackson Not a problem.

Lou Wade Travis has a problem with it.

Connor Stoll And that's why he's in the infirmary. For the second time.

Lou Wade Cue evil laughter: Mwahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Leo Valdez Sometimes you scare me.

Lou Wade But that's why you love me!

Aphrodite Awwww

Lou Wade Go away! I don't need you in my life.

Aphrodite That's mean.

Ares Yeah, lay off.

Lou Wade I dislike you sometimes Ares.

Connor Stoll Invasion of the gods!

Artemis And goddesses!


Sabrina Grimm Whoa...there are actually gods and goddesses too?

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Percy Jackson No, demi-gods were born from believing in the gods and goddesses.

Lou Wade Lay off the sarcasm there Seaweed Brain.

Annabeth Chase Actually, I was born from thought.

Daphne Grimm O.O

Sabrina Grimm O.O

Puck Goodfellow Cool!

Annabeth Chase Puck, I think you are the first person not to find my born from thought thing weird.

Lou Wade He doesn't find much weird.

Puck Goodfellow :P


Aphrodite I'm visiting Camp!

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Lou Wade I speak for everyone at camp: NO!

Sabrina Grimm I think it would be cool to have the goddess of love come to my house.

Percy Jackson Not if she is probably the most annoying goddess.

Aphrodite What is it, Hate-On-Aphrodite-Day?

Lou Wade Is that an official holiday? That's something I want celebrate.

Piper McLean It's okay mom. I probably won't celebrate that much.

Raye Jones Me either.

Aphrodite Thank you girls. And no, it is not a real holiday.

Lou Wade Then it's official. Starting today and on through, August 10th will be know as Hate-On-Aphrodite-Day!

Daphne Grimm I never knew you could be this mean, Lou.

Lou Wade Really? I'm mean to Puck all the time.

Daphne Grimm True...true...


Lou Wade to Aphrodite Why are you bugging me of all people?

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Aphrodite Because you are my next project.

Lou Wade Project?

Aphrodite You and that Hephaestus boy.

Lou Wade Leo?

Aphrodite Yeah, I guess.

Lou Wade Why?

Aphrodite Because I'm finished with Percabeth, Tratie, Pison, and Kaco.

Lou Wade What about Puckbrina?

Aphrodite Oh, all I have to do is give them a little push and their together. But you and Leo...well, not much work but some.

Leo Valdez You know anyone can read this.

Puck Goodfellow Puckbrina?

Sabrina Grimm You control my love life?

Aphrodite Yeah. I control everyone's love life...at least part of it.

Lou Wade Now do you find her annoying?

Sabrina Grimm Yes. Very.


Lou Wade created the group We hate Aphrodite

Percy Jackson, Leo Valdez, and 11 other joined this group

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Lou Wade No gods or goddesses joined this group. I feel sad. Doesn't anyone up on Olympus hate Aphrodite?

Aphrodite You people are just rude.

Lou Wade Stop being evil and annoying and we'll leave you alone.

Aphrodite But it's my job.

Lou Wade Then face the wrath of Camp Half-Blood!

Sabrina Grimm And Ferryport Landing!

Baxter the Dog And animals everywhere!

How did you like it?

Thank you Athena and the-crazy-kit-kat for the idea and Hermes for the Internet

Review or Aphrodite will annoy you!