A/N: This is how I thought Ch 146 should have gone. But then, I'm pro-violence. *snickers*
Disclaimer: I do not own Skip Beat! or any of its characters. I only borrow them on occassion for my own amusement.
Self Defense
"Let me taste it too."
What?
Kyoko's mind went blank for a moment, shocked pass any coherent thought as that Sho-Baka grabbed the front of her shirt and kissed her. For a whole second she remained frozen in disbelief before the feel of his hands possessively grabbing her hips woke her.
Furious, Kyoko curled the fingers of her right hand, leaving her palm flat and open. Her knuckles hit the front of his throat with enough force to remove his mouth from hers. The next second the idiot had fallen on his ass, choking and gasping for air.
Kyoko moved to wipe her mouth with the back of her hand, but hesitated. She couldn't decide whether she wanted the taste of the chocolate gone from her mouth (because of what it reminded her of) or if she wanted more. It really was good. She settled for clenching the hand into a fist and gritting her teeth.
"You self-absorbed ass! I should castrate you!"
On the floor, Sho's attempts at speech had deteriorated into sputtering. "You…you assaulted me! My voice!" The last was exclaimed in despair as he realized that he sounded like a pre-pubescent male – fluctuating between squeaky or gruff.
Kyoko lifted an imperious eyebrow. "It was self defense. I must protect myself when a fan decides to try and maul me."
As Sho continued to sputter incomprehensibly, Kyoko turned and stalked away. Her walk was an odd combination of Mio and Natsu: all confidence, superiority, and controlled rage.
That day Mio managed to frighten more than a few into fainting.
Director Ogata was ecstatic when he himself was revived.