A/N: Hi~! I hope I didn't make you guys wait too long! Your reviews have really kept me going!

Brave Little Lion: I'll try. I have school work to do and other things. Thanks~ I'm glad you enjoy it.

lostfeather1: Haha, thanks! Luka is such a cute person~ If you wanted Luka to develop a close relationship with the host, I think I can do that. I'll have to try, but not in a romantic type because I already have a guy in mind. I'll try to update ASAP, I also have another story to work on in the process.

Y: thanks for enjoy it~

Synk: Yes, poor him. He must've need a vacation already.

GingerHaruhi: Haha, thanks! I tried to include him in parts of the story, so it'll feel like he's a real character himself.

UruTulip: Ah you're right! I haven't read that for a long time, but that manga was one of my favorite! Haha, he does kind of remind me of him except the sweets ( or was it bread? ) part. XD

Summary: Tsukiyomi, Luka is the oldest child of the Moon Light Industry President, but is often mistaken as the President instead. While he was roaming around to find a place to nap, he stumbles into the Host Club. He figures out that Haruhi is a girl with just a look! Now, he becomes a host, but he has a habit: He falls asleep anytime and anywhere. MorixOc

Disclaimer: I do not own OHSHC nor the picture cover, they belong to their respective owners. I only own Tsukiyomi, Luka.

Attack of the Lady Manager : Let's Act!

"You look so handsome, Luka-sempai!"

"KYA~! He looks like a real noble Japanese~!"

"He even looks beautiful when he's sleeping!"

"Ah! He's waking up!"

'Of course. You girls are so loud...'

"Huh...? Oh, hello..." The now awaken raven-haired teen let out a small smile at his clients, who blushed.

"H-Hi Luka-sempai!" They greeted with a smile, blushing. Luka layed on his side, propping up his elbow so he could lean on his fist. A sly smile replaced the dazed smile.

"When I woke up, seeing your beautiful faces first made my day..." Luka flirted, sparkles appearing around his apathetic form.

"KYA~!" The clients squealed, almost fainting at the sight making the blue-eyed senior wince at the high pitches.

"Lu-chan!" A familiar voice cried out causing the said teen to blink and turned to the voice.

"Haninozuka-tan..."

"I can't find my sandal." The short blonde senior sniffled, rubbing his eye with his sleeve. With an inward sigh, the blue-eyed senior stood up from his position, walking over to the blonde senior.

"I'll help you look for it." He placed a hand on the shorter teen's head, kneeling down to his level.

"R-Really?"

"Yeah... But in return, you give me a piece of your cake... okay?" The blue-eyed senior stared down at the short blonde.

"Okay! Let's go find my sandal!" The blonde senior declared, pointing to the air with his finger while the blue-eyed senior crouched beside him, blinking.

"Yeah!" He monotonessly exclaimed, lifting his arm halfway as sprinkles around them.

"KYA~! MOE~!"

"Mitsukuni." A deep voice interfered, making both seniors looked up and blinked up at the tall senior, who was holding up a sandal. The tall senior crouched down and slid the sandle onto the short senior's feet, causing the blonde to stare at him in amazement.

"Takashi..."

"It was lying over there." He replied, nonchalantly.

"Takashi!" Hunny hugged the tall senior causing a moe moment.

"KYA~!"

"Morinozuka-tan..." The blue-eyed senior blinked before staring blankly up at him, standing up straight.

"You beat me. Good Job, Morinozuka-tan.." Giving him thumbs up, he nodded.

"Hm." The tall senior grunted.

Then, they all turned their attention to Tamaki, who has spoken out loud.

"How wonderful!" He twirled, sparkles around his form. He shoved his face towards Haruhi's deadpanned one.

"Such devotion to your mother! Here, Haruhi. Take as many as you want!" Fake tears appeared at the end of the tall blonde's violet eyes as he placed several traditional sweets onto the brunette's palm.

"Isn't this our cue to clap...?" Luka asked, staring up at the tall teen.

"Hn." He grunted before the other host club members clapped at the Tamaki's generous action.

"Are those fake tears, also?" Haruhi deadpanned.

"How can you say that? My tears are always genuine! Being able to cry without using eye drops is the mark of a true host." Tamaki strike a pose as he speeched, but something flew out of his sleeves and hit straight onto the dazed senior's forehead.

"...Ow... that hurts..." He muttered, holding his pink forehead before bending down to grab the mysterious tiny bottle up, inspecting it.

"... Isn't this Tamaki-chi's eyedrop?... It says his name." Luka blinked, turning to the sleepy Hunny and stoic Mori.

"Huh? We have a brand new guest." The twins stated the obvious as all the hosts turned to the pillar where the female is peeking out of. The twins vanished from their spots, appearing in front of the new female teen with their roses.

Then, Tamaki appeared in front of the host with his own charm. The female teen slapped the tall blonde away of her, shouting.

"No! Don't touch me, you phony!"

All the hosts gasp in surprise.

"I'm... a phony?" He repeated, his hand covering his face.

"Yes! You're a phony!" She confirmed, pointing at him dramatically.

"I can't believe that you are the prince figure in this club! The prince character doesn't go spreading his love around so readily! How can you be so stupid!? It's almost like you're dim witted narcissist!" She continued as arrows stabbed the blonde's ego.

"Incompetent! Mediocre! The pits!" She added until Tamaki got electrocuted.

"Oh no!" One of the twins exclaimed when Tamaki slowly fell back.

"It's the one-man slow motion!"

"Wow... She's so amazing..." Luka's droopy blue eyes sparkled in admiration.

After Tamaki fell, revealing Kyoya behind him. The glasses-wearing second-year thought for a while before realization hit him.

"By any chance, are you..." He trailed off as she gasp, tears flowing from her eyes as she tackled him into a hug.

"Kyoya-sama! I've wanted to meet you. My own prince." Her mind went off from the world.

"Tamaki-chi... are you okay...?" Luka crouched beside the lying body, poking him.

"Fiance?"

"Kyoya-senpai's?"

They all stared in disbelief.

"Yes. My name is Hoshakuji, Renge. I will be transferring into 1st-year, Class A tomorrow." The french female transfer student smiled, politely while Tamaki was in his corner of woe.

"Look he's mad." Hikaru spoken.

"That's because Mommy was hiding something from Daddy." Kaoru stated.

"Whatever. Are you trying to make this married couple thing stick?" Kyoya asked.

"It is indeed love at first sight. The way you were adoring those flowers by yourself in the back courtyard, even when no one is looking. And the way you kindly reached out to that injured little kitten..."

"Who are you talking about?" The twins deadpanned.

"Could you have the wrong person?" Haruhi asked.

"... I think this guy you're looking for isn't here.. Maybe he has the looks the same as Kyoya-chi, but... Kyoya-chi's actually a devil in disguise." Luka deadpanned and he felt a shiver through his spine. Whipping his head over his shoulder, he just saw the second-year raven-head staring blankly at them.

'Must be my imagination.'

"No! You guys can't fool my eyes!" Renge shouted at them, shoving her face towards theirs.

"He's someone kind and yet does not seek to have anyone take notice of him-" She rambled about Kyoya's 'kindness'.

"Ichijou, Miyabi-kun and that's you!" She finished, pointing at him.

They all frozed.

"Uki?" Haruhi blinked.

"Doki?" Hunny tilted his head.

"... Otaku..." Luka stared blankly.

"An Otaku!" Tamaki freaked out.

"She's an Otaku!" The twins freaked out as well.

"...?" Mori stared.

"I've never seen one before!"

"I see now. You're infatuated with the character. You're projecting the character infatuation onto me, going so far as to delude yourself that we're engaged. This Miyabi-kun character probably wears glasses, too correct?" While Kyoya was explain the situation, the otaku was running around, squealing.

"Whoa, deluded, you say? Then, the story about you being her fiance..." The twins sweatdropped.

"I don't remember ever acknowledging that. For one thing, I've never met her until today." He answered.

Cue sweatdrops.

"I thought about it all last night, and having a lady manager might not be bad at all." Tamaki started the meeting in the Host club. Luka was sitting in between the twins, slouching forward as he snored softly.

"What do you mean by that?" The twins asked.

"Don't you see? She has transferred into the same class as Haruhi. If the two become friends as girls, Haruhi might be more girlish. The uniquely girlish air of tenderness about her, could stimulate Haruhi's own sense of femininity." Tamaki explained, fantasizing the image in his mind.

"Good Grief..." Haruhi deadpanned.

"This is a grand project in order to stir Haruhi up to be more girly! Only having these two disreputable twins as close classmates is not good." Tamaki pointed at the twins.

"That's telling us, all right." The twins raise an eyebrow.

"Everyone..." The door creaked open as the said 'Lady Manager' peeked out of the door.

"Renge, your Host Club drawing card, has baked some cookies." She smiled, holding up a napkin of cookies.

"Oh! How ladylike! I'm so moved!" Tamaki exclaimed, striking a pose by her.

"I didn't bake them for you, phony prince." She deadpanned causing him to go to his corner of woe.

"They're a little burnt, but I know what you're going to say Kyoya-sama." Renge flushed, offering the napkin of cookies to Kyoya, going off to her dream land.

"Oh, Kyoya-sama!" She squealed as Hunny took a bite on the cookies.

"You're right, these are burnt." Hunny agreed.

"Mitsukuni, stop. They're bad for you." Mori warned, angering the female who baked them. She chased after them as Mori carried Hunny, running from her.

"Ahhh! She's so scary!" Hunny cried out.

When Renge was running after the two seniors, she didn't pay attention to the legs that were laying in her way.

Tripping over the legs, she fell onto her face causing the two seniors to stop running and glanced back.

"Ow, Ow..." She mumbled, rubbing her face as she sat up. She glanced over her shoulder to take a look at what had tripped her and saw legs behind the couch.

"... Ow..." A voice murmered as the owner of the legs sat up. Luka blinked slowly at his legs before turning to the gaze he felt.

"... Oh, you're that delusional lady manager." He bluntly stated causing the said female teen to shove her face to his, showing a furious expression.

"I am not delusional!" She shouted making the blue-eyed senior's short hair fly back.

"... Sorry." He said, patting his hair to place it back in order and averted his gaze to his legs and away from the medusa-like teen.

'So scary...'

"Lu-chan!" Hunny exclaimed, dashing over to his friend with Mori in tow.

"Haninozuka-tan... I want milk." Luka stated.

"Okay! Let's go get milk!" Hunny pulled the blue-eyed senior up on his feet and dragged him over to the kitchen.

...

"Renge-chan! Renge-chan! Want some milk?" Hunny asked, lifting up his mug of milk. Luka was slouching behind him, drinking his own milk. She stared at them with narrowed eyes before she turned her head to the side.

"Too tepid..." She mumbled.

"Eh?" Hunny blinked.

"It's all too tepid!" She shouted, gaining attention from the whole host club.

"Except for Kyoya-sama, all of your characters are too lackluster!" She pointed to the unsuspecting host club.

"All of you host club are lacking a 'dark' side! Girls are vulnerable to handsome young men going through trauma! If you guys keep doing this, it's only a matter of time before everyone grew tired of it! Are you trying to ruin Kyoya-sama's precious business?! As manager, starting today, I'm changing all of your character's backgrounds." She ranted as everyone gave different reactions.

"Starting with you!" Renge pointed at the short senior causing him to flinch.

"If all you are is cute, inside and out, then you're the same as a baby. As such, you're now 'The cute-face, who's actually a thug!' " She announced, shocking the senior.

"Morinozuka-senpai, you're the 'Childhood friend flunkie' !" Renge pointed at the tall senior, who deadpanned.

"The twins will be basketball players, 'Shut up in their own world!' "

"Tsukiyomi-senpai, You're the one whose abandoned by your friends, 'The Abandoned friend!' " Renge shouted, pointing at the blinking, slouching teen.

"... Eh?" He muttered, his blue orbs stared blankly at her form.

"... Does that mean I have to stay awake the whole time...?" He mumbled, frowning.

"Haruhi-kun, you're an honor student, faced with 'Intense bullying!' "

"And Tamaki-san, you are the school idol, esteemed for your looks, but actually, you have an inferiority complex. ' The Lonesome Prince!' "

"Oh, Kyoya-sama, you're perfect. You just have to stay as your usual kind, affectionate self." Renge fangirled.

"I'm honored." Kyoya faked a smile.

"The lonesome prince. Indeed, that is perfect for me!" Tamaki narrated.

"That's probably the one she got wrong the most." Haruhi twitched.

After Tamaki's part, the camera focused on the blue-eyed senior. Luka was sitting against a tree trunk, soaked to the bone as he stared at the dirt.

"Why did they leave me...? I did everything for them, yet they think I'm not good enough? Why?!" Luka shouted, clutching his fists against the wet mud and tilting his head up to the dark cloudy skies.

Then, the camera focused on the three other member's part. Haruhi ran and was trapped in front of the tree trunk, stopping beside it and slid down.

Two teenagers appeared in front of her.

"Mitsukuni, everytime you hurt somebody, you're the one who ends up getting hurt." Mori interfered.

"Don't try to give me any advice, Takeshi. You don't want me to put you over my knee, do you?" Hunny threatened.

"I hate it when people try to rise above their own station in life." Hunny smirked darkly before his dark expression turned into a teary one. He tackled the brunette cross-dresser into a hug, crying.

"Haru-chan, I'm sorry! I can't really do this!" Hunny shouted.

"Cut!" Renge yelled.

"You there! Stick to the script!" Renge ordered.

"But I..." Hunny frowned.

"Cameraman, hold up for now!" Renge ordered before she moved to each station, ordering their jobs.

The other host members were getting dried up or having a break for a moment. Luka was slouched beside the pillars, asleep.

A crash was heard, jolting the blue-eyed senior up as he glanced around, seeing nothing out of order and fell back asleep.

Several days later...

"I bought that video!" One of the customers exclaimed as the others also bought it, making the host club blink in confusion. They all revealed their likings and comments about the video which the host club had acted for, several days ago.

"Kyoya..." Tamaki called out.

"I may have broken the lens, but naturally the footage that was already shot still remains. Of course, the violent scene was cut out. Sales have been pretty good.

Then, Renge appeared.

"Huh? I thought you went back to France." Tamaki blinked.

"I realized something. Your kindness earlier when you rescued me and your deep love for giving those, at times, stern admonitions. This is what you meant by watching people and falling in love with them. Right, Haruhi-kun?" Renge clasped the brunette crossdresser's hands.

"Come, let's go to my house to play some games together." The French female dragged the brunette crossdresser out the door.

"Wait a minute!" Tamaki shouted after them.

"... I'm tired..." Luka murmered before he passed out, snoring. Mori, spotting his friend passing out, caught him from hitting the ground.

"Lu-chan, let's take you to your bed!" Hunny exclaimed, jumping up and down with his pink bunny.