TEAM MAGMA 4

AUTHOR'S NOTE: Ok.

Maxie woke up within a trashcan. "God damn it, Archie." he mumbled while trying to get out. The trashcan fell over and he rolled down a hill. "GOD DAMN IT, ARCHIE." The trashcan hit a tree and ceased motion. Maxie screamed with angst.

Tabitha showed up carrying groceries and noticed Maxie screaming within the trashcan. "Leader Maxie having a fit again, should probably avoid him for the next five days. Need to be sure he has Midol and maxie pads though."

"SHUT THE FUCK UP, TABITHA!" Screeched Maxie, "I HEARD THAT!"

Tabitha patted the trashcan. "I'll go get you some chocolate as well."

Maxie remained quiet for a few moments before sighing. "Thank you, Tabitha. "

"You are welcome, boss. You know I always got your back."

Suddenly Archie approached. "WHO IS THE ANGRY BITCH ON THEIR PERIOD?" He kicked the trashcan. "I CAN SMELL IT FROM HERE."

"GOD DAMN IT, ARCHIE!" Screeched Maxie as he tried to get out of the trashcan to strangle him, but he was stuck and gave up.

"Need help, Leader Maxie?" asked Tabitha bending over to see Maxie.

Maxie was covered in all sorts of various slime and goop. His usual angry face seething with rage out into the world with a piercing glare.

"Ju-Just roll me back to the base and leave me like this in a corner." He sighed.

"Sure thing, Boss!"

Archie farted into the trashcan and then slammed a lid on it.

"GOD DAMN IT, ARCHIE!" Maxie went into a screaming fit pounding at the walls.

"Who else but Archie?" Laughed Tabitha.

An audience cheered.

"I HATE ALL OF YOU SO FUCKING MUCH!"

Suddenly a UFO started blasting everything and then Ash strolled on by and noticed Tabitha and Archie standing by the trashcan. "Gee, what is going on?"

"Your mom." Muttered Maxie his voice muffled from within the trashcan. "Fucker."

Ash gasped. "IS THAT A POKEMON?" He quickly threw a pokeball at the trashcan causing a loud horrible metallic sound inside.

Maxie gave up screaming and remained silent for a whole ten minutes causing some concern.

"Did he die?" Gasped Tabitha in horror.

Archie grinned. "I'll go check!" He sat on the trashcan and farted again causing Maxie to scream. "HE'S STILL ALIVE!" He laughed. "GHAAAAHAHAHA!"

Maxie screeched, "GOD DAMN IT, ARCHIE!"

To be continued?

Yes.

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