A teenager was at a baseball game with her parents when a little boy appeared on the screen. He said he'd destroy the world, and turned on a hose to do it. She just thought he was adorable, and wanted to give him a hug for trying. So, while her parents were taking part in the orgy, she got to researching.
She discovered the boy was actually named Butters, and he lived in a small town called South Park. She left her parents, grabbed a hundred bucks, and got on a bus to meet this professor.
She searched all over town. She found soup bowls had been miss categorized at restaurants. Erasers stolen from classrooms. Backyards flooded. It was then, that she noticed 2 little hamsters with tin foil on them. She picked them up, and told funny little words to them. She then saw the professor, and his general in a state of panic. She walked over to them.
"Minions?! Where are you Minions?" She smiled looking over the boys. They had tin foil suits on, nearly identical to the hamsters. She walked over to them.
"Are these your minions?" She asked with a giggle. The professor nodded, smiling.
"Yes. Thank you mam." She smiled back at him.
"I saw your broadcast. It was adorable." The little boy began to glare.
"It was not adorable it was chaotic! Evil!" She smiled shaking her head.
"I know. But it was adorable too!" She bent down, and handed the hamsters tot the general. "Now let me give you a hug professor."
He allowed her too, and they both waved goodbye.
As she got on the bus, she thought of making a comic book about him.
-I just watched the professor Chaos episode.-
It was so cute, I had to write something for it.