Disclaimer: I do not own RWBY or any of its characters.
AN: Sorry for the lateness guys. I keep playing warband. Hopefully the next chapter will be out faster next time.
Jaune sat cross legged in front of his two friends, head poised and eyes gleaming with excitement. Blake looked embarrassed but Yang was smiling gleefully, her chest puffed out in mock pride.
"You came to the right place Jaune ma' boy!" She said while smiling smugly. "Let the master of love impart to you her wise ways!" Blake groaned and elbowed her, but Yang's smile barely faltered.
In fact, she looked even more pleased, turning to give her girlfriend a wink.
"So, first thing's first. How do you plan on wooing the redhead?"
"Erm…wait," Jaune said thoughtfully as he scratched his chin, "I was thinking about buying her some roses? O-Or a box of chocolates?" He said hopefully.
"Bzzt!" Yang flicked his forehead, causing the boy to cry out in slight pain and surprise. "Hey!"
"An amateur's mistake." The blonde nodded seriously. "Listen up, if you wanna get the girl, you gotta be creative!" She declared soulfully. "How many guys do you think have the same idea as you, huh? I bet that Pyrrha's already gotten so much chocolates and roses that it makes her sick."
"R-Right. So what should I do?"
Yang grinned.
"Pick up lines, of course!"
Jaune let out a sound of confusion while Blake just deadpanned. Of course, leave it to her dumb girlfriend to try and ruin a relationship before it even begun. The cat Faunus opened her mouth to interject, but was cut off when Yang spoke again.
"You better believe it, Jaune!" She slapped him on the back. "So use picks up lines. Lots and lots of em'."
"B-But–" He spluttered, arms flailing and head spinning. "I don't know any good lines! I mean I had that snow angel one but I don't think Pyrrha would appreciate me using that on her." The boy trailed off awkwardly as he remembered his pathetic past attempts to woo Weiss. It apparently didn't work, since Ruby got the girl anyway. Not that he minded of course. "And how do I know it really works? What if you're just pulling my leg or something?"
"Psh, please." Yang harrumphed. "I will swear on all my hair products that it always works. Trust me! When have I ever lied to you?" she said.
Blake and Jaune both deadpanned.
"Er o-okay fine, but I'm not kidding this time!" She exclaimed. Her lilac eyes began to glaze over as she recounted one of her more interesting memories. Yang shot him a grin, making the boy shiver ominously.
"I laid some of them lines on these pair hot twins at a club, and let's just say they responded very favorably." She said wolfishly.
However, the temperature in the room suddenly dropped, causing Yang to freeze and Jaune to back away slowly, his face pale as a sheet as he witnessed one of the scariest things ever to walk the earth. Blake had a calm expression on her face despite the iron grip on her girlfriend's arm.
"Yang…"
Jaune swallowed at the terrifying look on her face. "Oh hehe l-look at the time. G-Gotta go see ya!" He sprinted out of the room as fast as his legs could carry him. If this was what happened if he followed Yang's advice, Jaune thought he was better off listening to Ruby. Letting out an exasperated sigh, he prepped himself for a trip to Vale. It looked like he would be going with his 'cliché' idea after all. He remembered the dark look on Blake's face and shivered. Silently praying that his friend would leave to see another day, Jaune quickly exited Beacon and headed for the airship.
Meanwhile back in team RWBY's room; the blonde had been backed against the wall, trying her hardest to possibly become the beige colored wall. Sadly, it didn't work as Blake continued glaring at her with a possessive look in her eye.
"You didn't tell me about your…exploits." The cat Faunus purred.
"I-I wouldn't call them that…" She said sheepishly and jumped when Blake blocked off her escape with one arm.
"Oh? Then what, pray tell, would you call them?" Yang didn't dare answer that. Every fiber of her being was warning her that answering that would cause her potential harm to her both physically and mentally. She shivered. "I thought so." Blake murmured.
"So Yang…" She said lowly, "Do you still think of those hot twins? Tell me the truth…darling."
"N-No I don't! I-I only think about you, Blake."
"Really? Because if I find out that you're lying…" She trailed off, her fingertips lightly tracing the nape of her girlfriend's neck. Yang trembled when Blake grabbed a handful of her gorgeous blonde locks and tugged lightly. "I'll make sure that you'll be wearing wigs for the next four years."
She nodded frantically and breathed a sigh of relief when the girl let go of her precious hair, stalking out of the room. She knew that Blake would definitely keep her promise and vowed to never mention anything like that again. But still…
Yang stared at the closed door with a glazed look in her lilac eyes.
A dominant Blake seriously turned her on.