''He He he That's right ladies it is I the famed author of Icha Icha and Sannin of the Leaf the Gallant Jiraiya! AND I'M HERE TO PLAY!''
Yelled the man as he opened his wallet revealing a large stack of Ryo within instantly three woman latched themselves to him giggling and laughing within the bar as a blonde outside of a nearby window that was open shook his head then dispersed into a puff if smoke.
Dark room.
''THAT LYING SACK OF SHIT!''
Said the blonde out-loud to no one in particular thunder rang out distantly but there was no rain and it seemed as if it had responded to the blonde Uzumaki's outrage.
''I need to go meet with one of my contacts Naruto an agent who it is critical for me to meet with Naruto it's important business and I'll be meeting him in a graveyard! BAH! He knows I hate creepy g-g-ghost related things damn it I still need to practice those exercises to get rid of that fear just three more steps and I'm done with that still that bastard left me hanging I wonder how he'd feel if I went through his stuff the way he does mine!''
Said the blonde angrily as he had definitely been hungry and his wallet was now definitely empty when he filled it at the bank in the last city they had been to in fire country. And granted they were still near the country in a safe house Jiraiya had on a return trip back before heading further South the blonde knew the nearest bank was closed as it was sundown and was less then pleased that he was broke.
So with that in mind the blonde did some hand seals for one of the few jutsu he knew and clapped them together.
''Ninja Art :Search Pulse.''
It was jutsu apparently made by the third Hokage that the old man taught him and made him promise to use to only search for things that were important because e kept losing his important school documents .And while Sarutobi was suspicious on how suspecting outside influences he had taught the Uzumaki so that he could always find them when he needed to re apply for the academy every year.
So with that in mind he was shocked when the pulse went out and touched the walls pulsing like blue rings from the four points the walls floor and ceiling and each moving towards a spot on the far right wall where a gaudy looking toad emblem with a face similar in boisterous acting to Jiraiya glowed before falling off the little bronze toad hitting the floor with a dull clang as several seals on it sizzled out .Shrugging the blonde went up to the safe and was shocked to find some scrolls with some complicating fuinjutsu in them he pocketed them but was even more shocked to find a book that says Journal Copy IV-The Gallant Jiraiya!
Snorting the Blonde opened t up glancing for sections that were important however he noticed a section of it glowing with the same color as the Third Hokage's jutsu blue and seeing this sighed .
'Maybe it's a jutsu or something but finally something good out of this mess I mean damn how long can this guy go on listing women's measurements and talking about himself like a god or something!'
Wondered the blonde and read the small passage unprepared for what awaited him as he read it.
Today I was named godfather of Naruto by Minato Namizake my student and Kushina Uzumaki his fiancé. With both of them excited and deciding to name him after the character in my first book the only one I did not write about porn but about a ninja named Naruto who would go on to do great things while protecting his precious ones and becoming a strong well respected ninja. I could hardly predict this coming heck I couldn't but I am deeply honored and swear I'll do my best Minato's such a stickler for details wanting to make it official by having the Fire Daimyo recognize it of all things! Oh boy the less I am around the man the better as I wish his younger brother had gotten the throne eldest or not the man definitely has some screws loose. But Kushina's reaction was the funniest she kept going on and on about how manly her son would be and how she hoped he got a nice girlfriend who loved him and made him a better man for himself. Of that last part I can agree with her on he he he he well it's time for me to go see sensei man this book is filled up I really need to get a new one bye until the next volume my pretty book.
Calm dead silence reigned both outside and around the small shack hidden by shrubbery before a burst of killing intent flooded the small clearing making the animals by a nearby brook scatter.
''JIRIAIYA! ''
A screech of anger rang out as a brief flash of red covered the blonde and his eyes flickered red before he took several deep breaths and counted down he could hear the growls of anger of his tenant but said nothing as he calmed down his ferocious rage knowing that his beast chakra would get the man running and he definitely did not want to be caught with the man's safe open oh no that would simply not do any good things for him.
'I need to be smart I might not be like Shikamaru but I'm no dumbass when it comes to revenge and planning.' He thought as he made several shadow clones then motioned his arm saying.
''Head back to the leaf village and use your copy of the stealth seal form Jiraiya's vault to get in undetected afterwards break into the library search everything you can copy what's valuable then head somewhere private and disperse after sealing the contents of the scrolls into the two way storage scroll then disperse.''
Nodding his clones disappeared into several puffs of smoke changing into birds before flying out the window the original Naruto had now opened .
Three Horus Later.
Naruto stopped his training both his practice of taijtusu and what his shadow clone self was doing trying hard to duplicate Jiraiya 's seals and while not up to the level of detail as the man's the blonde work was coming surprisingly easy to him in the retracing and channeling f chakra as well as writing of the numbers and drawing of the arrow patterns well.
Ironically the blonde found out why it came easy as Jiraiya added on his early seal notes to ask Uzumaki seal masters or a master Genjuro for help and he realized his family was probably skilled in it. However it also helped that he got a good idea from the opening statement to Jiraiya's first attempt .
Alright this is my first attempt at fuinjutsu and though it sucks I've learned a lot about the art .The first thing ironically is that despite nto being used as often Fuinjutsu is a lot like Ninjutsu only you write down the combination of words in a patterns with lines with arrow heads pointing to the next series in the chain or tiny barely if not unrecognizable ones guiding the seals functions in seal masters work. Things that don't' look like commas on the words letters but are those are the most powerful kind of fuinjutsu because their so damn intricate usually using math, writing, and formulas of both to get the desired effect.
Naruto had found the advice exceedingly helpful however his anger and scorn towards Jiraiya was something he suppressed as while the man had not taught him about it they had only spent about two years into their trip and it was a possibility that he may have been saving that for the last year to introduce him to or possibly at a later date. That was the kind of thoughts the blonde had when his shadow clones begun dispersing and he got a good bit of knowledge that shocked him.
There inside the library his clone had looked over and through several documents he remembered a few things from Iruka 's class about the last war the Fourth Hokage fought in so he decided to look there he was astounded by all the confirmed kills he had and also by the man's brilliance as several people including his sensei, Jiraiya , and others praised his skill however the thing that shook him up was when he found an old Bingo book under the war times section it was one belonging to Stone and it had a good number of ninjas from several nations however halfway through the book on the 56 page he found what he was looking for his eyes widened at the face in the book he dropped it in shock ''H-H-H-he-'' he couldn't even finish speaking it but in his mind he could 'HE LOOKS JUST LIKE ME!.''Thought the blonde as sure enough picking it up the entry read Minato Namizake Home :Konohagakure , Age:27, Rank: S rank , designation flee on sight do not engage if you see target do not engage try to sneak away if he spots you ,your doomed .Known for using an instantaneous Teleporting jutsu to destroy his foes with his natural speed.
As he went over the entry he saw that it was rumored he married an Uzumaki and then slowly but surely the pieces began to fit in place Naruto might not be the brightest one around but seeing a Hokage who looks like an older version of him in the Stone bingo book.
End Flashback.
The ninjas around the blonde were shocked eyes widened for the Mist ninjas and Ryuzetsu while looks of realization and horror were plastered on those of the stone ninjas Naruto took out a kunai and looked resigned to a fight but the stone ninja form before shook it off then grunted a.
''Damn so you're his son he killed my bastard of a cousin who was wrecking my families home because my dad favored him and gave him our inheritance thanks.''
This shocked the blonde who awkwardly said.
''Your welcome what about the rest of you?''
Looking at his fellow stone ninjas the man grunted then said.
''Please your embarrassing yourselves we may not be stone ninja but damn get a grip! This kid ain't his father he's strong but he's not him so if you want to treat him like he's him I'll kick your fucking ass act like grown men and for god's sake if you've got a problem go don't' make a fight in a n unknown continent alright?''
''The men nodded but much to Naruto's shock he found out none of the men had a grudge as half the people Minato killed had been angry about the ceasefire plans the Tsuchikage had begun considering before Minato slaughtered them and said ninja had begun plotting an assault while the other ninjas had been killed in the line of duty but ironically had no relatives among the men or the fleet he led.
''Wait so that means the Fourth died and you were left an orphan damn I bet even them some of the hardcore haters back in the village would be happy to hear that.''
''Yeah especially considering the fact that I am a Jinchurikki to boot.''
Said the blonde while thinking.
'Let's see what you think of that .''
''Holy shit he could slaughter the bandits on his own.''
''Damn he's got that kind of power.''
''Fuck we definitely made the right choice.''
''Well no challenging this guy fuck that I like my body the way it is.''
Similar statements went throughout the men but he was surprised by their blowing off on it to which the man explained.
''The Tsuchikage doesn't let hatred cloud his ninjas minds he wants focused ,tempered rock hard ninja he only allows his ninja to loath the governments of other villages they fight not the ninja .As the ninjas only follow the wills and plans of the Kages and the Hokage set up his men not Minato .It also helps the Fourth Hokage actually apologized for his actions in the war via a transmitted speech from the Hokage 's Tower when he was elected .''
Said the stone ninja much to the blonde's further shock but also something which further enhanced is suspicion of his old home village nodding he was surprised when his friend hugged him and gave him a kiss on the cheek saying.
''Baka if you told me I would have known to put more faith in you at the prison damn it made me so suspicious when you made the clones with the flame seal on you anyway. That's why I approached you and acted how I did while in the prison and trying to free Muku.''
Sighing the blonde said.
''No problem uh Mist ninjas you-''
''Were fine it's just wow wait till Numishira Sempai hears about this .''
Said the man as the ninja group was soon already to go and the blonde directed his group forward to the bandits camp.