One day, Oz was eating his favorite type of cake.
"Oz, we left the spell-checker on in the last chapter!" said Gilbert, panting from running all the way from the Abyss to the Rainsworth Manor.
"Oh, did we? Wait a minute... did the fanfiction start?" said Oz.
"Yes it did," said Gilbert. "Can you run over to the control panel and turn it off before we get to the next paragraph?"
"Sure!" said Oz. He ran to the control panel and flikc the spelchek lvr of.
"actualy mabe kep it on for tis hapter " sad Glibert.
"k" said zO, woh flcked the spellchecking levr bak on, and all the text went back to normal text.
"Right... take two." said Alice. "I didn't even get to come in."
"Shut up." said Gilbert.
One day, Oz was eating his favorite type of cake when he heard Break talking to Sharon, who finally gets to be added to the character list for this fanfic.
"Good thing Oz has not discovered his new power yet. When someone reaches the age of 15 and is still kawaii, they gain mystical abilities." said Break.
"True." said Sharon. "He has become the embodiment of the legendary Kawaii Lord, Cierno."
"Indeed."
Alice sat next to Oz and said, "Do you have any meat?"
"No," said Oz. "I am eating cake."
"All right, let's go beat up some Chains then."
"Right, let's go!"
(Oz finishes his cake first.)
Alice and Oz arrived at the location of the chain. It was another Mrmtzlpdlykzrk (SPELLCHECK_ERROR: CODE 102: NO SUGGESTIONS).
"This seems familiar." said Oz. "I'm getting deja vu here."
"Yeah, you finished your cake first again too." Alice sighed. "This is boring. I'm going back. Even YOU could deal with one of those things."
Oz attempted to pronnounce an emoticon, ;(, to be specific, but he remembered that he had the spellcheck on so it wouldn't work.
The Mrmtzlpdlykzrk (SPELLCHECK_OVERRIDE: IGNORE FUTURE INSTANCES OF 102 ERROR) breathed fire everywhere and Oz's hidden power activated and his kawaii rating rose by 20.
Suddenly, sparklies everywhere and an image of kawaii Oz smiling appears.
The Mrmtzlpdlykzrk dies in a shower of flowers, increasing Oz's kawaii rating by 56.79.
Alice yawned and came back. "Hello, Oz."
Oz turned to look at Alice.
Alice blinked.
Oz blinked.
Alice blinked.
Oz blinked.
Alice blinked.
Oz blinked.
"Okay then," said Alice. "So you're kawaii now."
Suddenly, sparklies.
Alice fainted.
"Oz, you now have the power of kawaii. People cannot look at you for too long any more without fainting because of kawaiiness," said Sharon, who was covering her eyes.
"What about the chain that exploded?" said Oz.
"That's was just narrative convenience," said Sharon.
"How do I turn off this power?" said Oz.
"When it makes the least sense for it to turn off whatsoever because this fanfic is horrible," said Sharon.
Oz's kawaii rating normalized to a 10.
"There we go," said Oz.
"Well then," said Sharon. "I guess it's time for dinner since we all got to beat up some Chains."
"No it's not!" said Alice. "I didn't beat up any."
"Okay, well, let's go beat some up then," said Sharon.
So they beat up some chains and then had a picnic in the Abyss.
THE END (of part FOUR)