Chapter 4- the Hardy Factor

As the weeks toiled down to the Royal Rumble, I couldn't help but feel pumped for my title shot. I have defeated Matt on so many occasions, which means Jeff should be an easy push over! Yet throughout all my planning, Vicky has yet to pay attention to what I am up to, let alone to what I plan on doing to Jeff. I have told her many times over of my idea, when she only smiles to me and says, "That's nice" and wheeled on her marry way.

I got to put the break on the chair when I am talking to her.

Big Show has spotted me a few times and he was snickering aloud to me. "What the hell is so funny!" I demanded of him.

We stood in the hallway alone, as I demanded to know what he knew. Show didn't say anything at first, he wasn't done laughing at me. "I don't know about you Edge, but I think you may want to watch your back on your lady"

"What the hell do you mean by that? If you forgot, I was the one who stole Lita way from both Kane AND Matt Hardy. Women don't break up with me, I break up with them!" I hissed to him.

"Ooo, Kane and Lita. Look, you and I both know Kane isn't exactly smooth with the ladies, and Matt's a lovable loser. But something tells me you haven't had someone break up with you before"

He was damn right about that. I am in control of the relationship! Not them!

"What do you know?" I growled to the big man.

Show only continued to Snicker. "I don't know, Vicky isn't my wife. She's not my mistress either. Not my type, I got standards you know"

I got nothing more out of the giant, but perhaps I know someone who COULD find out for me. It would be a tough pill to swallow, but only he could be slyer than I could be.

Later

"Let me get this straight, you want me to spy on your wife to get dirt. Possibly ruining your grandest meal ticket of all?"

"Well now that you put it that way, I think this was a bad idea."

There was a grin on his face. "I'll do it, and since I am in such a great mood, I won't even tell her you put me up to it!"

"Thanks… I think"

That smile on Triple H's face said it all. He was going to enjoy this. Something tells me I made the worst deal ever in my career.