A/N: Chapter four here. Hope you enjoy. End A/N

I woke up to find myself back in the library. This time however I wasn't tied up.

"Ooh! Now I can have some books!"

"DO NOT TOUCH ANY OF THE BOOKS!" I heard Twilight yell.

"Aww...I want some books."

"If you want to have something to eat, I can make you something."

"Can you make me some books?"

"NO."

"What about the greenish thingy?"

"Is that really what I look like?" I heard from across the room. Twilight just sighed.

"I'll go make you something. Spike, make sure he doesn't do anything stupid." Twilight said as she walked out of the room.

It was now me, that greenish purple thing Twilight calls Spike, and the owl who was still very pissed at me.

"BOO!" I yelled.

"AAHHH!" Spike screamed as he ran out of the room.

I proceeded to grab a book.

'Finally.'

"Spike!? What are you doing in here?" I heard from the other room.

"He scared me."

"DO YOU REALIZE HOW MANY BOOKS HE COULD'VE DESTROYED BY NOW!?"

I went to rip out a page, but remembered what happened last time.

'Fuck it.'

As I went to rip out a few pages, the books suddenly levitated out of my hand.

"I SAID NOT TO TOUCH ANY OF THESE BOOKS!" Twilight shouted at me.

"They're too tempting to eat!"

"It seems I have to watch you myself. Spike, you go make something. You can have all the ice cream you want afterwards."

"Really!?"

"Yes, now go make something please."

"Right on it!" Spike proceeded to run into the other room.

Twilight just stared at me.

"Why do you keep staring at me? Do you like me?" I stated.

"W-what!? Of course not! How...?"

"I know you do."

"That is absurd! You're more annoying than Pinkie Pie at times."

"Who's Pinkie Pie? Is it a talking Pie?"

"What? No."

"Why would someone be named after a pie? Then again I had that one friend who was named Jizza Cumalot."

"Who."

"Shut up owl!" I yelled.

"Hey! Be nice to him." Twilight replied.

"He pecked the shit outa me!"

"Deal with it. How does that sound?"

"It sounds leik a novice trying to be kool."

"What?"

"Nothing. Can I have a book now?"

"NO."

"I'll tell you a secret."

"NO."

"Fine. I'll have the owl then."

"WHO!"

"Don't touch the owl!"

"Why?"

"Just don't!"

"Fine. But I want some Final Battle's afterwards."

Spike finally yelled "It's ready!" From the other room.

"C'mon Jakar, lets go eat so you could leave my books alone." Twilight said, walking into the other room.

'Oh, that won't stop me.'

I went over to a book and ripped a few pages out, very quietly with a troll faceish grin.

'For later.' I proceeded to put them in my pocket.

"What's taking you so long?" I heard Twilight yelled from the other room.

"You gotta taste these! This book, Rare Spells! It's ve-" Before I could even finish Twilight ran into the room, a look of pure hatred.

"PUT THAT BOOK DOWN OR YOU WILL BUCKING REGRET IT!" She screamed so loud the other side of the world could've heard it.

"I was just kidding, crazy bitch." I said, mumbling the last words.

"Don't EVER do that! And what did you call me?"

"Not important."

Twilight just shrugged it off. We both proceeded to walk into the other room, Twilight making sure I was following.

I looked inside to see Spike had made pancakes.

"Ooh! Pancakes!" I yelled, running toward them.

The tray of pancakes suddenly glowed, then levitated up.

"Hey!" I said, jumping up, trying to get it.

"Get over here you fuckin pancakes!" I yelled.

"I'll bring them down if you promise me you'll eat them NORMALLY." Twilight stated.

"I thought that was normally."

"No, it wasn't."

"Wait, I know that you are the disliker."

"What?"

I jumped up and grabbed the tray of pancakes.

"Hey! Give those back!" Twilight yelled as I ran out of the room. However she didn't follow.

"I can't believe Princess Celestia assigned me to watch over this crazy thing while she finds out how to send it back." I heard her say from inside.

'Yaaa, I got mah pancakes.' I proceeded to start eating them all.

A/N: Chapter four over. Hope you enjoyed. Next one shouldn't take too long. End A/N