Hello, meh peepwells and loyal readers! (Hopefully)From now on, the story will be told in third person. Or from my point of view. Or yours or- whatever! Ya get the point! Also, smut and adventure is on its way here.

Smut: *singsong* We're here!

Adventure: Ugh, so annoying.

Me: What? No, I asked you guys to come in later on, not now!

Smut: But girls love me!

Adventure: Fangirls hate me! Boys and girls almost like Lexy like me.

Me: *sigh* Just go.

The god raised his hands to the heavens and called out in a merry tone, "Greetings! I am Apollo, God of Music, Prophecies, Medicines, Poetry, Art, Archery, Plagues, and great intensive Knowledge! Ha ha ha, yes! It's me!"

Apollo looked around and waited, his hands still in the air, as if waiting for applause. No one responded. They were all too busy bowing.

"Oh, get up already," the goddess exclaimed. "He doesn't deserve as much applause as he assumes he deserves."

Everybody got up obediently, but as soon as they saw the goddess's face, they all fell to the ground again.

Apollo rolled his eyes. "Tell me, Dite, why does this always happen to you?"

Aphrodite? Lexy whirled around to see a smiling god and a gorgeous goddess that looked very much like Lexy herself. Beautiful, tall, elegant, seductive, and charming all at once.

Aphrodite had dirty blonde hair that was braided into a hairstyle that looked perfect on her head. She was wearing a tight silk dress that showed off her perfect body, curves, and long slender legs. Her eyes were constantly changing from the brightest blue to the darkest green. Her features were so perfect and flawless, it was hard to describe them.

Aphrodite shrugged her shoulders shyly. "Oh, I don't know. It's just one of those things, you know?"

Apollo shrugged his shoulders as well. "Anyways," he said, turning to Lexy. "You are the new Oracle. Do you accept the consequences, gifts, curses, privileges, rights, responsibility, death, life, immortality, prophecies, foreshadowment, and lastly, free choice?"

"Um, yes?" she questioned. She wasn't sure whether Apollo had said something twice or that was just her imagination playing on her.

"Yes, good!" he clapped twice and murmured something inaudible. Aphrodite raised her hands and swung an arc around her head. Suddenly, a light started to shine around Lexy. Her body started to tremble, not on her own doing. She started to physically change. Her facial features felt different and her body felt weird.

Once the whole drama experience ended, Lexy fluttered her eyes and looked down at her body. It was similar to Aphrodite's body. She was shocked. Lexynith was now a beautiful Oracle with a curse upon her head, not from one god, but two.

Sorry about that last cliffhanger. I love you all very much. Heh, catch ya later! Reviews are lyfe! ;D