Chapter Three
Harry decided to go to the library and go to the new computer station. He went online in his Friendster Account. It wasn't really popular in England but he and his friends liked it better than MySpace. He signed on. He remembered what Dumbledore called Hermione. Rayanna Riddle. Another disturbance. RIDDLE. He searched Hermione in Friendster. Rayanna Riddle. None. He remembered Pansy calling her Ange. He searched. Ange Riddle. None. What else did people call her?!
Just then, Blaise Zabini sat down at the seat beside Harry and signed in his Friendster Account. Vincent Crabbe was sitting beside him and they were looking at some girl's profile. "Wow. Yana really changed when she left, didn't she?" Harry heard Vincent say. That's it! Yana Riddle!
Then he found it. Once he found it, he changed his computer and went to the one at his left. Just to be a seat away from Blaise. He clicked her profile and saw that Hermione had a FULL account and had 1000 Friends! He even saw at the About Me part: hey hotties! Full account. Hihihihi! Add up my fifth account: okay?! Well, if you wanna add me, add me now! That fifth account is getting full. Thanks! FIVE ACCOUNTS?! Whoa.
He looked at the pictures and saw 50 pictures. This was not the Hermione he knew. Well, of course she wasn't. She's Yana Riddle.
Her display pic was her wearing a black bikini and it said as a caption: I kno, I'm too hot to handle, right?
She had a picture where she was with a dude who had his arms around her and he was kissing her neck. Caption: Giko and I. I love you, baby. If only I could see you every NIGHT.
She had a picture where she was wearing a hanging top and mini shorts and she had a cowboy hat on. It was obvious she wasn't wearing a bra. Caption: I'll handle you like we were on a rodeo, baby. You know I would. (wink)
She had another picture where it had a white background and she was making a flying kiss Caption: photoshoot for porn. Hahahaha! Kidding, folks. But wow, what if that was true?!
She was making out with a girl in just a bra and mini shorts. Caption: getting ready to fuck with my slut.
Picture with Malfoy. Caption: With my hott fuckbuddy back in England. This was taken the night of my Sweet 16. I miss him to death. I LOVE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH THAT WE FEEL OUR LIVES DEPENDS ON EACH OTHER.
Picture with Blaise: Caption: BLAISE! I love you, hottie. My slut says he's hot. I know, right?! I love this dude, for life.
Harry noticed the following pictures were with Slytherins.
Pansy. Caption: My pancakes! I love you, pans! She's my number one best girl friend back in England. And in my whole life!
Vincent and Greg. Caption: My "body guards" nah! They're more than that. I miss and love you, Vince and Greggy! Don't they look twins?!
Theo. Caption: Theeeeeoooo!!!! ILOVEYOOOOU. I love all my friends!
The whole Slytherin Group. Whoa. Caption: WITH MY NUMBER ONE LOVESSSSS. I LOVE THESE PEOPLE BY HEART AND I WILL NEVER FORGET THEM. NO MATTER WHAT. I LOVE YOU GUYSSS! I MISS YOU TO DEAAAAAATH!!!!!!
Harry couldn't believe what he was seeing. He read her testimonials. There was one from Blaise.
YANA! Yeah, I finally tried this thing. It's cool. I miss you so much. Great to know you're doing well there. I hope you come back soooooon! As soon as possible. You're so fucking hot in your pictures! Now I really wanna see you back here in England. Haha! Love you yana!
There was one from the guy named Giko. His picture was he and Hermione making out. It was the latest testimonial she received.
NO ONE AND I MEAN NO ONE HERE IN THE PHILIPPINES FUCKS WITH MY GIRL FRIEND. ENGLAND IS EXCEMPTED. HAHAHA! I LOVE THIS GIRL. SO IF THAT DUDE DRACO HURTS YOU, YANA, GIMME A HOLLA. THIS HOT MODEL IS MINE. I love you, baby.
MODEL?! More testimonials. One was from the slut that Hermione – err, Yana calls.
Once upon a time, a poor girl was walking down the streets, homeless. For money, she had to be a hooker and one girl named Rissa, the hott girl, danced with her in a strip bar and they became best friiiiends. They promised each other that they would never ever hurt each other. They kept the promise. These two girls were dancing in an all boy teen party when the poor hooker girl gave a hott guy named Giko a lap dance. In the end, they ended the night and started the morning in a bedroom, fucking each other. Giko and the poor hooker girl became a couple and everytime they see each other's pictures, they masturbate. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, this poor hooker girl is Rayanna Angela Riddle. My slut. My hoe. My fuckbestfriend, My bitch. Mine. I love fucking with her and she's the BEST model ever. I love you! Take care there in England. Say hi to hottie for me. Mwahmwahmwah! Libre lang mangarap, pare!
Harry didn't know if this testimonial was true or what. He didn't understand the last sentence. Bummer. Wow. He didn't realize that he was turned on by the testimonial the girl gave Hermione. HE logged off, deciding to continue reading and looking at Hermio- YANA's profile later.
He walked to the Heads' Commons and entered seeing Yana talking on her cell phone. She smiled fake-ly at him and he sat down on a chair, and watched Grease. He couldn't help but listen to Yana's conversation.
"Yeah, I miss you too, baby. No, Draco's not hurting me. I love it when you're concerned for me. Actually I love you. I miss those nights, Gosh! –Harry heard Yana moan a little- Shit! Giko, stop it. Nandito si Fuckface. I need to go. Draco might be arriving soon. I Love you, I miss you, most of all I wanna fuck you. Buhbye, baby." Hermione turned off her phone.
And as if on cue, Draco did enter the common room. He made his way to his girlfriend and started a make out session. Harry went to Parvarti and his room. Of course, they were sharing a room. But not a bed. Parvarti wanted to take it… "slow". Harry knew she went to the Room Of Requirements every night, cheating on him with Dean Thomas. He didn't care. He still caught himself snogging with Ginny sometimes anyways.
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