Luna brings Ditto to Celestia, who informs Ditto of his new orders.
"Well.. I'll try my best" Ditto insisted.
"Great.. But try to keep the prisoner alive this time" Luna said sternly.
"Hey. Hey. You can't keep blaming me for that!" Ditto whined.
WEEK AND A HALF EARLER:
Ditto hogtied a small time criminal who was robbing one of the places in Appleloosa, and put the thief in the back of Luna's carriage, as she was choosen to be the one to bring Ditto back, as his wings were damaged from that day.
"I did all without firing a bullet" Ditto said, revelling to have an old style revolver as his weapon of choice.
Luna was still driving though the desert, still not having picked up enough speed to fly yet.
"Are we there yet?" The prisoner childishly asked every five or ten seconds.
Ditto annoyedly turned towards the prisoner "Do you ever shut u-
Suddenly, Ditto's gun mistakingly went off and resulted in the prisoner bing shot in the face from off view, and blood sprayed all over Ditto and Luna.
"What was that!?" Luna cried, unaware what happened, and only heard the noise, and was sprayed by the blood.
Ditto looked over at the still off view, body.
"Aww, shit, I shot him in the face" Ditto groaned.
"WHAT!? WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT!?" Luna angrily screamed.
"Wow.. Never heard you swear., it's kinda hot" Ditto flirted.
"Shut up! I can't believe you would kill someone like that!. I mean, I knew you were always kinda crazy bu-
"I'm not crazy!. It was only an accident" Ditto replied.
"Aw man. I've seen some crazy shit but th-
"Calm down., As I said, it was an accident.. We must of hit a bump or something" Ditto insisted.
"It's a desert, it's ALL bumps!" Luna cried angrily.
"Look. I didn't mean to shot the kid in the face. These things just 'happen" Ditto admitted.
"God! I'm gonna need a shower!" Luna cried, looking at all the blood covering her beauitful blue body.
"Ohh.. Thanks for the 'vision" Ditto said pervertly.
"Shut up! I'm not in the mood" Luna growled.