Chapter 4: Lucius Malfoy And Severus Snape Have A Very Tasteful And Not
At All Romantic Tête-à-tête
"I think I'll have the eel soup first, and then the crow pie...." Snape said thoughtfully, looking intently at the menu.
"Rararararararaaaa." Lucius drawled in reply.
"Excuse me?" Snape said, raising one eyebrow.
"Raarararaarararara, rarara!!!!!" Lucius said irritably, dropping his menu card.
"I'm sorry, I can't understand you if all you're saying is 'Rarara'." Snape said.
Lucius very slowly arose from his chair and shook his hair threateningly.
"Lucius, what's wrong??' Snape asked, backing away from the livid Lucius, who was now once again omitting a stream of drawling sounds no-one could possibly be expected to understand.
Then Lucius drew a big, angry breath, and bellowed: "SEVERUS, I TALK LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME!!!"
"Really??" Snape mumbled, leaning away from him.
"YES!" Lucius shouted "LISTEN: RARARARARA!! RARARARARA!!!"
"Oh, right!" Snape said, an expression of great enlightenment on his face. "So you want the salad? Why didn't you just say so??"
"I think I'll have the eel soup first, and then the crow pie...." Snape said thoughtfully, looking intently at the menu.
"Rararararararaaaa." Lucius drawled in reply.
"Excuse me?" Snape said, raising one eyebrow.
"Raarararaarararara, rarara!!!!!" Lucius said irritably, dropping his menu card.
"I'm sorry, I can't understand you if all you're saying is 'Rarara'." Snape said.
Lucius very slowly arose from his chair and shook his hair threateningly.
"Lucius, what's wrong??' Snape asked, backing away from the livid Lucius, who was now once again omitting a stream of drawling sounds no-one could possibly be expected to understand.
Then Lucius drew a big, angry breath, and bellowed: "SEVERUS, I TALK LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME!!!"
"Really??" Snape mumbled, leaning away from him.
"YES!" Lucius shouted "LISTEN: RARARARARA!! RARARARARA!!!"
"Oh, right!" Snape said, an expression of great enlightenment on his face. "So you want the salad? Why didn't you just say so??"