All right so here is the next chapter and MY WRITING MUSE ( i have no idea what specifically my muse is) HAS RETURNED! I fell MUCH MUCH MUCH better about this chapter and lack of motivation to write has finally come to an end! So I will try to update this more, but my allergies have been really kicking my butt this past week and today my stomach was killing me, so I haven't been feeling super great. I got some prescription medicene for my allgeries though, so hopefully they won't be bugging me for much longer. Anyways, enjoy!

Episode 4

"So, ya'll are from earth?" Applejack asked for even more clarification.

Taking a deep breath to calm myself and make sure I didn't explode screaming in her face I stated through slightly gritted teeth, "Yes we're from earth and we're not really ponies; we're humans, but I guess switching dimensions changes your physical appearance."

"Well that would make sense. If you were all humans walking around that would definitely clue everypony in on the fact that you're not from here which would then cause mass hysteria," Twilight observed. Okay, she claimed to be super smart and everything but with all the no-shit-Sherlock moments she was having since we'd first met her I was seriously doubting her high intelligence.

The blood red moon/sun…thing had descended enough leaving just a sliver and therefore only giving us just enough light that we could see enough. Even though the forest was supposedly dangerous and scary it appeared we were enough on the edge that nothing thought it worth their time to bother us. We had been able to find enough food to feed us all dinner and breakfast and had even managed to make little lean-to type things to give us a bit of shelter. One thing I could say about these way too colorful ponies was that at least they were nice enough to not run us out of town with pitchforks and what not. Speaking of which, there had been something I wanted to ask them, but they chance hadn't really shown itself until now.

"So what kinds of weapons do you guys use around here?" I was met with six pairs of blank stares which was making me very self conscious.

"Weapons? What in the name of Celestia are you talking about?" Rarity spoke up in her rather annoying voice.

"Y-you know like, uh, guns or something?" I tried again folding my ears back against my head in awkwardness. Okay, apparently ponies don't believe in violence; lovely.

With one eye squinted in question Twilight spoke up, "I honestly don't know what you're talking about. I've never heard the terms 'guns' or 'weapons' before so we obviously don't have any of those here."

Speaking up for the first time since our arrival, Kaito interjected, "What do you use to beat enemies then?"

"Well the elements of harmony are usually what takes care of the big problems, but other than that there really aren't any scraps that some talking it out can't handle," Twilight recited a smug smile on her face.

"It's official; we're screwed." I would've thrown my hands up in defeat, but seeing as I didn't have any I had to settle for my wings. Len and I were kind of starting to get used to the mechanics of these things, but it was still weird and took a second for me to remember how to use them. "If you guys don't even really know how to fight how are you expecting to beat that evil horse?"

"First off it's not an evil horse, it's an alicorn. And secondly…Twilight has the answer to that," Rainbow jumped in landing right in front of me and shoving her face into mine. Do these ponies know anything about personal space? Turning to her lavender friend she said, "Well give these crazy ponies your awesome plan that will totally work even if we don't have whatever it was they were talking about!"

Once again there was no gleam in her eyes or any life at all in her movement. Twilight simply stared at the ground with her ears down and said in an almost monotone voice, "I don't know what we're going to do. The elements of harmony won't work and those are the most powerful objects in all of Equestria."

Miku stared wide eyed her mouth hanging open. "You're telling us that we're all just going to die here?" Hyperventilating, she started trotting around in random patterns rambling on and on to herself about how we were all going to die in a world that wasn't even our home; she even went on to mention some of her childhood. I guess that was supposed to be her life flashing before her eyes even though she wasn't about to die right at this very moment.

"What if we throw the most awesomest party ever? That can cheer up anypony!" Pinkie Pie shouted excitedly literally bouncing in place.

Twilight sighed as she flopped down onto her haunches. "Pinkie there's no way that will work. I know you're trying to help, but we just need to face facts and try our hardest to beat her."

To my great surprise Len walked over to the lavender unicorn and stood in front of her, leaning his head down to try and look her eye to eye. "From what I've heard of these girls say about you, you sound like a smart and really talented girl. I'm sure you can figure out something. Besides, if you let yourself get too down, Luka's going to give you another scolding." He shuddered slightly at the thought as did me, Kaito, Gumi, and even Miku though she was still freaking out.

A Luka scolding was one no one wanted to get as she would seriously lay down the law and have absolutely no censor on what she said. She would say some of the meanest stuff ever and not feel bad about it at all. Of course she wasn't doing it to be a bully; it was just how she motivated people, but a lot of people viewed it as her acting all high and mighty and being rude and mean.

Twilight looked up at Len, softly smiling. "Well if we're going to have any sort of chance we really should get you all trained up." Standing up she called Rainbow Dash, Rarity, and Fluttershy over as well as me, Miku, and Luka. "Gumi, Kaito, Pinkie, and AJ can just stay here and I guess just try to come up with some strategies. As for the rest of us, we need to teach you humans how to use your magic and your wings. Rin and Len, you'll go with Rainbow and Fluttershy; Miku and Luka, you'll come with Rarity and I." Without waiting for any confirmation that we were okay with this, she trotted off into the woods with her group trailing behind her.

"All right you guys; let's see what you got." Rainbow's eyes were shining with joy, but Fluttershy was looking more nervous and scared.

Honestly I felt like throwing up with nerves and Fluttershy looked the same. I think the two of us might become great friends.

OKAY, i don't know if anyone who has read this will actually see, but when i went back to read this little note I was like, what the crap is this? i guess the reason i went off on a rant that was totally unrelated was because that is the only thing i hear about anymore and I was kinda loopy cause I had just started taking new medicene, so yeah. ignore that whole ramble and I won't get so off topic and out there again.