Hey! Me again!
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1) Drive his Jeep and put it in mud or quicksand
2) Somehow hypnotize Jane and tell her that she should love Emmett
3) Give him a Teddy Bear for Christmas
4) Make him watch a million Soap Operas with Bella, Rosalie, Esme and Alice
5) Force him to read fanfictions that has the pairings of Jacob x Rosalie and Edward x Rosalie
6) Tell Alice that Emmett wants to go shopping with her
7) Tell Emmett that Rosalie had cheated on him and she went with one of the Volturi.
8) Talk using big words that he can't understand
9) Make all the Cullen siblings (and you if you want to join along) talk in a British accent
10) Say to him that Jacob is gay and he thinks that Emmett is hot