Some mysterious voice over guy: "Know your Kingdom Hearts stars," (echos several times), "Know your Kingdom Hearts stars, know your Kingdom Hearts stars...
...Roxas..."
Roxas: "Hello!" *Roxas waves politely*
"Roxas wears the same lucky underwear every day!"
"EW...what?! Definitely not true!"
"He is obsessed with Jesse McCartney."
"Come again?! Mr. Beautiful Soul?! I cannot STAND the guy! He's even worse than that Bieber kid!
"Roxas even has a Jesse shrine in his closet."
"Who do you think I am, Helga G. Pataki?!"
"Roxas is secretly bald."
"Are you kidding me! LOOK AT THIS HAIR!"
"He's wearing a whig."
"DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A WHIG TO YOU, VOICE?!" *starts ridiculously tugging at his hair with both hands, does it hard and painfully enough that his eyes begin to tear*
"Now you can say that you know your Kingdom Hearts star."
*Keeps tugging hair* "THEY...DO...NOOOOOOOT!" Camera starts backing away.
THE END
Sorry if some of you don't understand the Hey Arnold reference. It's that 90's Kids in me :) Rate, review, and if you want me to do a certain character, leave it in the comments!