The Cullen's house was incredibly boring.
There was nothing to do! I went hunting more often then I needed to, always picking out harder victims. I've been here for about 3 months, and I was dying to get out of the house, so I decided to go hunting with Emmett, the whole "vegetarian" thing, it was defiantly more fun. Emmett and I teased the bears and mountain lions. I liked Emmett… most of the time. The only time I didn't like Emmett is when he's around Rose. I really think they should be more discreet about their relationship, it was getting irritating and embarrassing to be around them.
Edward was standing near me, listening to my thoughts, and was agreeing with me. Edward usually reads my thoughts more often than anyone else because I'm the most interesting. Edward rolled his eyes at this thought.
Desperate for something to do, I went over to the TV and snatched the remote from Emmett's hand and changed the channel to Family Guy.
"Hey!" Emmett exclaimed
"Oh, don't even start; you've had the TV all day!" All month is more accurate I added mentally. I saw Edward grin.
. . .
About a week later, everyone was really tense, so that must mean the Volturi were coming. Even Emmett was less cheerful, but not totally scared. I was excited; I've always lived a boring life, I couldn't wait. The smell was also getting horrible, the stupid dog never left. I wondered why, but every time I did wonder, Edward got all stiff and angry and would hastily change the subject.
I eventually left and went outside when the smell was overwhelming and went to go dazzle people. It was pretty amusing, watching their eyes widen and try to flirt with me. I eventually took Maggie along and she liked it, too. Today I went out and did this again, and I was thinking about what I would do when the Volturi came and, hopefully, left without hurting people. I defiantly wouldn't go back to Ireland, I feel like I grew out of that place. I wanted to go somewhere new, maybe England or France, to go live with mine and Rosalie's cousin, Fleur Delecour, a French witch who just got married back in July and lives in England now. Rosalie and I weren't allowed to come to the wedding because it was on a nice, sunny day.
I also might go live with our other half-sister, Jessica Hale, she lives in France. But I was pretty sure that it would have to be Jessica, because Fleur was human. It sort of sucks, I like Fleur a lot better than Jessica. I finished my walk and ran back to the Cullen's house, wanting to ask Rosalie what she thought, and making sure to demand that Edward doesn't speak of me leaving to my family, because I knew he could hear me.
I went to the front door and opened it, only to find Maggie on the other side, with an expression of misery mixed with betrayal on her face.