A/N: I really have nothing to say here except keep reading and enjoy!
The Legend of Pucca: Twilight Fiends
"Can we take a rest now?" asked Vendetta for the twentieth time.
"We've only been walking for an hour and a half," said Link.
"That's a long time!" Vendetta exclaimed.
"Actually, I think we all need a rest," said Garu. Not that he was tired. He just wanted Vendetta to stop complaining.
"Okay, fine," said Link. "Let's go sit over there." He pointed to a huge boulder that was big enough for them all to lean against. They walked over and sat down.
"Midna, will you get off my shoulder?" Link asked. She had been sitting there for over an hour, after she had gotten bored with floating around.
"Okay," said Midna. She got off Link's shoulder, only to float up and sit on his head. Link sighed.
"Hey, Link," said Charlotte. "Who's that over there?"
"Over where?" asked Link, turning to face Charlotte. He shifted his gaze to where she was looking. There was a figure running towards them.
"Um, Midna," said Link. "Were you expecting any more visitors?"
"No," she replied, watching the figure coming closer.
"I didn't think so," Link said.
"Hey!" Midna exclaimed as Link jumped up and she fell off his head. He took out his sword and ran at the rapidly approaching figure.
"What are you doing?" Garu called after Link. But Link didn't hear him.
Garu then jumped up, and Pucca, Vendetta, and Charlotte followed suit. They could see the figure now. It was a monster with a skull mask and a huge club in his hand. And Link was running straight towards it.
"I have to help him fight that thing," said Garu.
"Are you stupid?" questioned Midna, floating over so she was level with Garu's face.
"No! But-" Garu began.
"Do you have any weapon at all?" asked Midna, cutting him off.
"Well, no, not with me," said Garu.
"If you go over there, you'll probably get yourself killed," said Midna, pointing to where Link was running.
"But. . . that thing has a club," said Garu, looking at Link and the monster. They were almost close enough to touch.
"And Link has a sword. Don't worry," said Midna, smiling at Garu's distressed face. "Link's fought theses guys before. Watch."
Just as Midna turned around, Link reached the monster. He jumped up in the air, his sword held over his head, and came down on the monster with a shout. The sword struck, and the monster fell down. Garu started to run over to Link.
"No, you idiot!" yelled Midna. "It's not dead yet!"
Sure enough, the monster got up as Link stepped back. Once again, Link jumped into the air with his sword held high, and brought it down on the monster with a yell. This time, the monster fell down and exploded into a cloud of black dust.
Garu looked at Midna and she nodded. He ran over to Link, who had turned around to face them. Pucca, Charlotte, Vendetta, and Midna followed.
"See, not a scratch," said Link, spreading his arms out when the five of them had reached him. He wasn't even out of breath.
"You've fought these guys before?" asked Garu.
"Yeah, lots of times," replied Link, frowning at the memories. "Well, let's get going."
"Already?!" asked Vendetta.
"Yeah, we just had a rest," said Link.
"Yes, for five minutes," argued Vendetta.
Link glared at her, and she glared back.
"Ugh, fine," said Link with an exasperated sigh. "Come on." He started walking over to the rock they had been leaning against before. Midna floated over and sat on his shoulder, again. Link rolled his eyes and kept walking.
As Garu was following Vendetta and Charlotte, he felt someone run up behind him and grab his waist, making him almost fall over.
"Augh! Pucca, get off me!" he exclaimed. He stopped walking and pulled Pucca's arms off of his waist. She immediately wrapped her arm back around him, making Garu frown. He stood there for a few seconds before quickly grabbing Pucca's arms, pushing her away, and running.
By now, everyone else had sat down and was watching as Garu ran and Pucca chased him. She caught him once, when he tripped on a rock and fell. She jumped on top of him and started kissing him. Garu frantically jumped up, knocking Pucca to the ground, and the chase began again. Link, Midna, Charlotte and Vendetta watched this for about three minutes in silence, until Link spoke.
"Are you ready to go now?" he asked, turning to face Vendetta.
"Yes," she said, standing up. Charlotte and Link stood up, too, Midna still sitting on Link's shoulder.
"Are Pucca and Garu coming, too?" asked Charlotte.
"Of course they're coming," said Link, watching Pucca chase Garu. "We just need to get their attention."
"Oh, I can do that," said Midna, smiling.
"Wait-" Link started to say.
"HEY!" Midna shouted, so loud that everyone stopped dead in their tracks and covered their ears. "WE'RE LEAVING! COME ON!"
After Midna stopped shouting, everyone uncovered their ears and Pucca and Garu ran over to her as fast as they possibly could.
"Geez, Midna, volume," said Link, shaking his head to make the ringing in his ears stop.
"Was that to soft for your little light-dwelling ears? I could yell louder," Midna said.
"No, no, that's okay," said Link, hastily. He started walking in the direction of Hyrule, and the others followed.
"Midna, how about you float for a while," suggested Link. Midna wasn't as light as she seemed if she had been sitting on your shoulder for half of the day.
"I don't want to," said Midna, crossing her arms in front of her.
"Well, I don't care what you do," said Link. "Just get off my shoulder."
"Fine," said Midna with a huff. She rose off Link's shoulder and floated over to Garu. He winced as she sat down on his shoulder and looked at her.
"Eee-hee! Don't worry," said Midna with a giggle. "I won't bite."
Garu grimaced and turned his head back around. He still didn't know whet the heck and imp was, but they didn't sound too good. After all, Midna had fangs, and fangs weren't usually a good sign. Garu picked up his pace to close the gap that had formed between him and the rest of the group. They kept walking towards Hyrule, unaware of who awaited them on the way.