Okay, I know that I said I'd make a Hermione/Ron fic next, but I am listening to a very funny song right now that goes on for hours! It's been going on for 2 whole hours now! And the best part is that I just thought of a story line to use! Yay me! By the way, this song is where I got my name from.

Chapter 4

The Llama song

A.K.A. The New Song That Never Ends

Our favourite trio plus Ginny was sitting in the Gryffindor common room, when Hermione noticed yet another notice on the notice board, saying that there would be a field trip for Gryffindors only to a petting zoo to see the amazing singing llama.

"And the best part is," she continued, "that the field trip is tomorrow!"

The other three cheered.

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The next morning, all of Gryffindor was awake early to get ready for the trip to the petting zoo. Everyone was excited, from little 1st years like Amanda Perkins to 7th years like Harry, Hermione, and Ron. Don't ask me who Amanda Perkins is, because I only just made up the name. The whole house lined up in the Entrance Hall, waiting for McGonagall to get there. Since she was the head of Gryffindor and also the Transfiguration teacher, the rest of the school got to skip Transfiguration for the day while McGonagall took her house to the petting zoo.

Once they got there, everyone was disappointed. Nobody knew what to expect, but they didn't expect to see a huge pen filled with llamas, ducks, plates of cheesecake, a couple tablets, some bricks, a bag of potatoes, a bunch of mushrooms, a tree house, a cake, an orange, a rake, a tombstone, a book laying open to a page, a little Muggle child, a safety rail, a farmer, a racing car big enough to fit a llama, an old man, a glass of lemon juice, a doorknob, somebody's severed ankle, someone with a cold, a leprechaun, and two old people sitting on a bench who were clearly retired.

Suddenly, one of the llamas stood up on its hind legs and started singing really fast while walking around, gesturing to the different things. Everything it sang about, it then pointed to as it was saying it. This is what it sang:

"Here's a llama," it pointed to a llama beside it.
"There's a llama," it pointed to a llama farther away from it.
"And another little llama," it pointed to a baby llama.
"Fuzzy llama, " it pointed to a fuzzy llama.
"Funny llama, " it pointed to a funny looking llama.
"Llama, llama, " it pointed to twin llamas.
"Duck." It pointed to a duck.

"Llama, llama," it pointed to twin llamas."Cheesecake," it pointed to a plate of cheesecake.
"Llama," it pointed to another llama.
"Tablet," it pointed to a tablet.
"Brick," it pointed to a brick.
"Potato," it pointed to the potatoes.
"Llama," it pointed to a llama close to it.
"Llama, llama," it pointed to twin llamas.
"Mushroom," it pointed to the mushrooms.
"Llama," it pointed to another llama.
"Llama, llama," it pointed to twin llamas.
"Duck." It pointed to a duck.

"I was once a tree house," it pointed to the tree house.
"I lived in a cake," it pointed to the cake.
"But I never say the way" it pointed to a llama with a blindfold on.
"The orange slayed the rake," it pointed to an orange and the rake.
"I was only three years dead," it pointed to the tombstone.
"But it told a tale," it pointed to the open book.
"And now listen, little child," it pointed to the Muggle child.
"To the safety rail." It pointed to the safety rail.

"Did you ever see a llama?" it pointed to another llama.
"Kiss a llama," it pointed to two llamas kissing.
"On a llama," it pointed to Neville, who was sitting on a llama.
"Llama's llama," it pointed to a mother and baby llama.
"Tastes of llama," it pointed to a llama licking itself.
"Llama, llama," it pointed to twin llamas.
"Duck." It pointed to a duck

"Half a llama," it pointed to a llama cut in half.
"Twice a llama," it pointed to twin llamas.
"Not a llama," it pointed to Harry.
"Farmer," it pointed to a farmer.
"Llama," it pointed to another llama.
"Llama in a car," it pointed to the racing car, in which was another llama.
"Alarm a llama," it pointed to Amanda Perkins, who was trying to scare a llama.
"Llama," it pointed to another llama.
"Duck." It pointed to a duck.

"Is that how it's told now?" it shrugged its shoulders as if to say, "I don't know".
"Is it all so old?" it pointed to the old man.
"Is it made of lemon juice?" it pointed to the glass of lemon juice.
"Doorknob," it pointed to a doorknob.
"Ankle," it pointed to the severed ankle.
"Cold," it pointed to the person with a cold.
"Now my song is getting thin," it pointed to an extremely thin llama.
"I've run out of luck, " it pointed to the leprechaun.
"Time for me to retire now," it pointed to a pair of old people that were retired.
"And become a duck." It pointed at the duck once more.

The llama then started at the beginning of its song, and kept on repeating itself, still pointing to everything that was mentioned above. Harry was startled the first time that the llama pointed to him, but began to get used to it by the time the llama reached it's 37th reciting of the song. However, Neville continued to ride his llama, and Amanda kept on trying the scare the same llama.

"We have a whole day of this?" Ron asked, wearily.

"Unfortunately, yes." Hermione responded.

Almost all of Gryffindor had fallen asleep, grateful that there were chairs. Some strange people, like Dean Thomas, were still listening intently to the llama's song, although it hadn't changed for 9 hours. The llama didn't show any signs of tiredness, not even when McGonagall woke everybody up at 1:00 the next morning to take them back to Hogwarts. Once they were back in the Gryffindor common room, the whole house agreed that the only good thing about the trip was the fact that the got to skip school for a day.

End

I know, I know. The song was completely idiotic. If you want to hear the tune of it and how fast it is sung, along with the hilarious pictures that go with it, just go to then go on the side under media to flash movies, then scroll down to "Classic Popular Flash Movies" and the Llama song is the first one. Trust me, it's hilarious. If you listen for long enough (I've been listening for 3 hours straight now), you can even write down the lyrics, since they flash at the bottom of the screen one line at a time. Or, you can just sing along using the lyrics I posted in this chapter! The choice is yours! But remember, if you have any song ideas or plot ideas (or both for that matter), send them to me in a review. See you next chapter!