The Purple Eco Sage - Chee-yah, man. Me like it. You do well on the action scenes. I'm impressed. Nice job on the Chrno Crusade referance. Hah! Beef-Sausage. That's great. Keep writing. Your Obediant Friend, Purple
Response:Thanks, I never knew I could write action scenes. I was obessed with Chrno when I first saw it. I love him! He's so cuuute X3 Well, I just have a freakish perverted mind for the Sausage. XP
Mandya1313 - love the ending, clasic, lol
Response: I know, eh? Daxter's always there to amuse us :P
Aurayalis Sun - I seriously love this story. Hella funny...Uh, why do I get the feeling that Diana would soon lose control and rape Jak?... Ah, nevermind. Keep up this funny story!
Response: Thanks. Don't worry, I won't let her lose control...yet. XD
Author's Note: Not much people reviewed this time over... I wonder if I should even write sometimes...?? Anyway, as I promise; more Jak... and Daxter... I hope Jak's not OOC. (Out Of Character.)
Disclaimer: I do not own Jak and Daxter neither do I own Zelda nor the other characters mentions in this story minus Diana but I do own all Jak and Daxter games! Minus Daxter for PSP. Nor do I know Chrno Crusade , Final Fantasy OR D.N Angel Characters!
Summary: Diana,a elf with a lot of spunk. What happens when her spunk attracts more than she bargained for? Dark JakXOC maybe JakXOC Rated for later chapters. Angst because of Dark Jak.
Chapter 4: A Normal Day... For Bonding
"The sewers? Why were you there of all places?"
"Just a job we had to do..."
I was sitting on my couch with a clean Daxter beside me. He was explaining why they had to use the shower and why they didn't smell very pleasant when they walked in. Apparently some job they had to do, but unfortunately; no details. The ottsel kept looking at the bathroom door, as if Jak was going to pop out of there. I think he wanted to tell me but didn't want to make his friend angry.
I turned my head around to look at the door. "Is he making funny faces or something?" Daxter's eyes averted from the door to me.
"..No." He scrunched his nose, as if he imagined Jak doing that. "Just wondering why he's takin' so long in there." My face went blank as my mind ventured to the elf in the shower.
'Hot steamy...sexy...blonde...'
"...Di?"
'Naked...drenched in water... hair dripping wet...'
"Diana?"
'Muscles glistening....'
"Diana!" I snapped out of my daydream and looked down at Daxter who seemed to be giving me an amused expression. He tapped the corner of his mouth. "Ah... got a bit of drool there sweet-cheeks." Sure enough, I touch my mouth and I could feel my saliva.
I quickly grabbed a tissue and wiped it as Daxter laughed at me. "M-My bad, Lighting... just thinking." I actually started to call him Orange Lighting but it was too long so I stuck with Lighting.
"About what?" He asked as I froze slightly.
Why must people insist on being persistent!?
The door behind me opened. Someone yet again saved me from an awkward question that related to my sexual desires. I turned around and almost jumped out of my seat. Jak was standing just in a white towel, looking down the hall until he spotted us. He kind of stared at us for a minute, before walking to the guest room.
After the door shut, I fell back breathing out. Closing my eyes I, a whine escaped my lips. "...To much effort..." I muttered to myself, though I'm sure Daxter heard me.
"For what?"
"What are we playing; twenty-one questions again?"
"Do you want to play?"
"Do you?" I sat back up to see Daxter nod. I was surprised at the least. Daxter was more out going than Jak was which I bet many people ever wonder how their friends. I grinned cheekily at him. "I'll start."
Daxter started to frail his arms in the air. "I just asked you a question though!"
"What?" I stared at him blankly as he grinned back at me.
"To much effort for what?" He repeated as I groaned. I can't believe I really fell for this one...
Sighing, I glanced down at my hands. "To much effort for self-restrain."
"Why?"
I smirked at him. "One question per turn." The little ottsel scowled but fell back against the couch's pillows and crossed his arms. "Alright..." I tapped my chin with my finger. "How old are you two?"
"Jak's seventeen... and I'm sixteen." He announced rather proudly. I could see Daxter being sixteen and all but Jak looked older than myself though he's a little on the short side in a male's perspective. "So why did you use so much effort for self-restrain?"
'He's never gonna let this go, is he?'
"Well, if I don't some one's gonna get mauled." I told him as he looked utterly confused, making me grin in satisfaction. "So are you from Haven City? You said something about the country..." I trailed off as his eyes widened a bit, glancing once more at the door. "Personal question? You don't have to answer then."
Daxter glanced up at me. "No, we are from the country." I guess he figured it was only one question to be answered. "What does 'maul' mean?" I laughed at the way he had said it.
"Maul in my friends and my dictionary is when you tackle some one but it's like raping them but with clothes on." He stared at me blankly and I burst out laughing, holding my stomach. He was shocked.
We heard the door open and Jak came out with Kaiten's dark clothes on. I knew it would fit him. Wiping my tears away, I grinned at him and stopped my laughing. His blue eyes were still as angry as ever but I saw a little confusion in them.
"...Seriously?" Daxter finally said, and I turned to him with a nod. "You actually do that?" He said, flabbergasted and l laughed at him, but not as much.
After I calmed down, I nodded. "Yeah, but it has to be really out there." I explained as Jak walked past us and sat down in the single chair. "Now I get to ask you two question!" His eyes widen slightly but nodded in defeat as the blond looked between us. "Hm...How'd you join the Underground?" They both looked at each other.
"About three days ago." This time Jak had answered me, which I was kind of surprised. He seemed suspicious of me but I chose to ignore it.
Then it hit me. "So where did you sleep for the first two days?" I asked as Daxter grinned sheepishly.
"We had to sneak in some inns." The ottsel told me as Jak scowled at him. I suppose it was hit to a BAMF's ego. I nodded in understanding. I wasn't going to make fun of them. We all had that time here in Haven. "So do you have a boyfriend?" I stared at him in disbelief as he gave me a sly flirtatious smile.
"No, why would you think that?" I was completely shocked and I didn't even know why.
Daxter shrugged. "I thought, as a beautiful girl as yourself would have a boyfriend." I almost scowled at the beautiful part. I knew I wasn't beautiful. "So who where those guys then?"
"Guys?" Jak muttered to himself but I heard him and grinned.
"Oh, you were sleeping." I told him as his head snapped in my direction. Though his annoyed expression was on, I could tell he was embarrassed. "You mean thought pairs of twins? No!" I let out a small laugh. "I don't think I could live very long going out with one of them." Jak froze slightly, while Daxter raised a brow.
"Why?" The ottsel asked, little concerned.
I shrugged. "All four of them have suicidal fan-girls." As I explained, Jak grew less tense. "One time, I think it was Zack's fan-girl, you know the one with purple-- er violet hair?" Daxter nodded. I don't know why, but Zack always like me to say violet instead of purple. "Yeah, she came at me with a knife."
"A knife?" Jak said, clearing not believing me.
"Yeah." I nodded, shivering slightly. "Thought I was kind of crept out , Zack was horrified." A grin plastered on my face. "Only because I told him if she did that to me just because I spoke with him, imagine what she's gonna do when he has to tell her he doesn't like her?"
Daxter shuttered at the thought. "Ah... I don't think I wanna know." I laughed.
"Well, I guess our game is done." I announced, getting up from the couch. I personally knew Daxter wouldn't talk that much with Jak in the room; I guess some personal things between them can't be shared. "...It's getting late..." I muttered glancing at the clock hanging on the wall.
Daxter jumped off the couch. "Thanks for lettin' us use your shower." I stared at him as they started to walk towards door.
"Are you serious?" I asked rather bluntly, making them turn around and face me. "Do you really think I would let out sneak in some inns instead of being comfortable here?" A grin crept on my face as Daxter smiled wildly at me.
The ottsel jumped into my arms. "I knew you couldn't resist my charm!" I laughed slightly, and glanced at the BAMF who was staring at me with an unreadable expression.
"You can have the same room." I told Jak, who snapped out of his stare. "I got home just when you guys knocked on the door so I'm sure all the stuff you used is left in the same place." Suddenly, I remembered something. "Oh, were you guys here when the two pairs of twins came?" They shook the heads and I walked into the kitchen.
Jak followed me. "What were you doing before?" He asked me as I looked though the cupboards to make sure the boys didn't forget to drop off the groceries like last time.
"I was doing a mission for 'Tattooed-Wonder', that is." I grinned, recalling Daxter's nickname for Torn. "It was a rescue mission. One of them forgot to take some extra ammo." Turning around, I leaned back on the counter with Daxter still in my arm. A smirk formed on his lips, as if to say 'Idiots...'
..... Well, I hope he knows he might not be safe tonight.
"Anyway." I said, shaking my thoughts away. "Like I said before, stay as long as you like. Don't ask for anything just use, take, and do whatever you want." I felt Daxter snuggle against my stomach. "Someone looks comfortable. " I smiled at the animal in my arms.
Jak stared at his friend with tiniest smile. "Yeah..." There was a long silence, though it wasn't an awkward one. "You really trust us, don't you?" He suddenly asked, as I stared up at him. "You wouldn't do this for anyone would you?"
"Well, no." I admitted sheepishly. "I don't really how to explain it..." I paused, seeing his eyes staring in my eyes. "Are you hungry or something...?"
"No." He said, looking away from me.
I nodded, though I knew he couldn't see me. "Alright then, I'm gonna put him on your bed, alright?" As I started walking past I him, I could feel his gaze lingering after me. I placed the ottsel on the bed and turned around to see Jak. "Are you trying to give me a heart attack!?" I scowled.
He gave me an amused smirk while leaning against the door frame. "Maybe."
Total BAMF attitude just now.
"Right..." I let out a shaky breath as I walked towards the door. However, as I passed him I swear I felt a jolt of energy hit me even though we made no physical contact. His blue eyes widened slightly and I stopped. "Something wrong?" I asked, turning to him as I ignored the shock. It happened sometimes.
He shook his head. "No."
"Good night, then." I told him as I walked out of their room and towards the kitchen. I forgot to call Tess to make sure she got home safely. After I picked up the phone and dialed her number, I said down on my chair.
"Hello?"
A grinned appeared on my face. "Hey there, how would you like to go on date with the famous Diana?" I asked her, trying to make my voice sound like Zack. She started to laugh.
"That'll be sixty bucks." I chuckled at her response. "I'm kidding, for you it's free."
"It better." I scowled at her before laughing again. "I see you got home safely."
She giggled. "Yeah. But no cute guys would talk to me when I was there." My best friend whined. "All they did was stare."
"Honey," I started, leaning back my chair. "I would stare too if I was them." Tess giggled at my comment and I grinned. "Well, you could try my approach."
She scoffed at me. "Right. 'Hey you're a sexy BAMF can I rape you?'" I almost fell back in the chair laughing but stopped leaning and covered my mouth. They were trying to sleep after all. "So what did you do?"
"Well, I went shopping with the guys; the usual." My voice was deadpanned, making her giggle. "Then I went to rescue a pair of Under." We always used codes when we referred to the Underground because we always thought the phones were tapped. "It was this girl Rosette and this guy Chrno--"
Tess suddenly squealed through the phone loudly making me move it from my ear. "Isn't Chrno soo cute?!"
"Dude, I was tempted to molest him." I laughed, thinking of the long haired boy. "But I would be pedophile wouldn't I?" Getting up from my chair, I walked to the living room. "What is he like twelve?"
Tess giggled. "No. He's actually twenty." My eyes widen as I plopped on the couch.
"The hell he is!" I scowled at her, and she laughed again. "...Are you serious?"
"Definitely."
I leaned into the couch, my back facing the hallway. "Damn... he's short" I muttered, lowly. "Wonder if he get's picked on."
"Actually," Tess started, "He's a really good fighter. I've seen him a couple times in action."
I grinned cheekily. "Not that action I'm thinking about." Her laugh was echoing though the walls in the Underground so it seemed louder than usual. "Are Rosette and him...?"
"No, they're not." I stared at the phone in surprise. As if she could see me. "Trust me, I was surprised too. Actually she likes--" Her voice was cut off as I heard Torn yelling at her in the background. "Shoot. I was laughing to loud! Gotta go!"
"Yeah, bye!" I laughed before pressing 'end' on my house phone. Getting up from the couch, I turned to put the phone on the receiver and noticed Jak standing there. He had the most confused, shocked face I've ever seen him have. I blinked at him. "...Did you hear us talking...?" I asked as he nodded slowly.
Well, this is awkward.
"Um..." I scratched the back of my head nervously, and then let out a weak laugh. "Sorry, if I interrupted your sleep. Tess is kind of...like me but more hyper." I stopped and noticed him staring with an unreadable expression. "Right you haven't been around me that much..." A grin plastered on my face. "But you will now!"
His blonde eyebrow rose. "I will?"
"Uh-huh!" I nodded, as he still looked a bit confused. "Well, you're staying here aren't you?"
Jak crossed her arms, giving me an amused smirk. "Who said that?"
"W-Well..." I just realized I made an assumption. He chuckle ever so slightly but his deep voice made it seem so sexy for some reason. "Mar Damnit..." I scowled lowly, resisting the urge to jump him. "I guess you can stay as long as you like, Jak."
I think he shivered when I said him name but I could be imagining things again. "Right..." He turned around, to walk back to his room as I smiled at him.
"Hey, are you starting to trust me now?"
I saw the tiniest of smiles appear on his face as he turned to me. "Maybe." With that, he walked into his room and shut the door.
'Oh, Mar....'
THUD
"Must...not... go...fan...girl..."
The end of Chapter 4! I had trouble typing this because I kept going Fan-girl mode on Jak... sorry about the Chrno and Rosette parts... I had to let this story have SOME fillers :P
OH! I might make a Chrno Crusade Story too, tell me what you think?
Anyway, please R&R