"Yo, Naruto-oniisan, Sakura-san." Trigen said, smiling down to the two. The two were looking up at him, and he jumped down, his black trenchcoat flapping as he fell. He landed in front of them and he was right about Naruto's height. This make Sakura-san very annoyed and discouraged, having a exastured comical face on. Oh, come on! Even Trigen is taller then me…Wait- What is he holding? Sakura thought, and when Naruto and Sakura looked closer at Trigen's hand, they saw he was holding- Icha Icha Paradise!?!
They both flung back with comical recoil, and they got up and yelled, "You're actually reading that perverted piece of trash?!?" Trigen laughed slightly, blushing alittle as well, scratching his nose with a embarresed smile on. Ero-sennin didn't know wether to be delighted knowing he had a new reader, or to be furious that they are calling his 'master piece' a piece of trash.
Trigen laughed, and managed to say, "It's not so bad. Granted, it's perverted, but it's actually a nice story." Before Naruto and Sakura gave him a big punch to the head. They yelled at the boy, telling him to stop being such a pervert.
Now, before we go any further, you want to know- who is Yoshimoto Trigen? Trigen Yoshimoto is a Genin from Konoha, who is a Jinchuriki. His beast is the Gobi, which is a Five Tailed demon wolf of Chakra. This one, however, was not made by the ninja nations, it was created by Trigen, and a freak accident of a group of powerful satanic ninja cultists. He is a very powerful Jinchuriki, and he is not in danger of Akatsuki, because he is not listed as a 'legal' Jinchuriki. Akatsuki could use him, or the legal Jinchuriki of the five tailed beast they hold; either way, it's one or another. Trigen has silver hair, a strongly built body, and a large intelligance. He has knowledge of many jutsu's, and is a Taijutsu specialist. He lacks in Genjutsu defence, but he knows some Genjutsu himself. He has much training in hand-to-hand combat, and the use of staff weapons. His demon chakra is black, and his hair turns into a sleek onyx black when the chakra activate's. It gives him red eyes, just like Naruto's, and he becomes nearly as fast as Itachi. He has a chunin sister, named Kirianne, but we will just call her Kiri.
After they yelled at Trigen, Naruto remembered something, and spoke up, "Hey, where is Kiri, Trigen?"
Trigen stopped holding his head in the case of another on-coming thumping, and replied, "Oh, Kiri-oneesan is on a mission to Amegakure(Village Hidden in the Rain), she might be back here in Konoha later this afternoon if she makes great time. In the meantime, Naruto-oniisan and Sakura-san, you and Jiraiya-sama should go to Tsunade's office. They will be waiting for your report on your training." Naruto and Sakura were surprised at his reminder, and they realized they were going to be late. They ran off, and Jiraiya ran off with them to Tsunade's office.
Trigen Yoshimoto watched them run off, and he decided to go off to a diner to eat. He finally found one, and walked into the open diner. He saw some people in the room; men and woman, none he recognized- Wait a blasted second… is that Yamanaka Ino, and Tenten? And that man next to Tenten- is that Hyuuga Neji? No way. My, how have they grown. Trigen took off his glasses, and he put a hand to his eyes and started to rub his eyes, trying to make sure he wasn't going to make a fool of himself. He saw Neji's pale eyes, the kind of eyes that only the Hyuuga's have. And he saw the same old headband on his forehead. He recognized Tenten by her brown hair, tied into two buns on the side of her head; and he recognized Ino by her purple clothes and touroise eyes. He saw Ino's body, and he could only think one thing; a saying that all men would say, if they saw Ino's figure and clothing style:
Holy shit, that's hot.
Trigen composed himself, and he walked over to the table, catching the attention of the three.
"Who're you?" Neji asked. Trigen smiled, and replied.
"Why, Neji. Has it been so long that you don't remember me?" Neji squinted at the man in black clothing, and he stared into the man's eyes, seeing through the man's glasses, and going into the green pools of fire of his eye. He looked at the man's white hair, and was startled in realization.
"Is it really you, Yoshimoto Trigen?" Neji asked. Trigen laughed heartily, and replied.
"Hai, I have returned, Neji." Trigen saw Ino's and Tenten's eyes open, and they were wide-eyed, mouth's a-gaped, to Trigen's muscular body, and stunning good looking face. They immediately crowded around Trigen, almost drooling over him, had it not been for Neji to cough slightly; and Tenten and Ino immediately backed off.
My, my. I must have missed something here. Trigen though, smiling with content. Trigen pulled up a chair in front of them, and sat down. "So, would any of you mind to tell me how things have been going in Konoha, and what has happened to everyone? I have been away for so long, I don't want to fall behind." The jinchuriki asked.
Ino replied first, as fast as lightning to it. "Hai, Trigen-san! I'll tell you." Trigen sat back, smiled, and took in what he heard from Ino.
Naruto, Sakura and Sakura finally made it to the Hokage's office, and walked in, seeing Tsunade and Shizune at the Hokage desk. Tsunade spoke. "Long time no see, you two. I take it the training had some results, right?"
Jaraiya was foax-surprised, and spoke back in a skeptical tone. "Did you think he'd come back with no results?"
Naruto spoke next, pride in his voice. "I did great!"
Tsunade leaned forward, putting her hands on top of one another, looking straight at Naruto and Jaraiya. "Well then, let's see those results."
Naruto was confused, and said, "See them?" he asked.
Tsunade spoke next, still in her informal tone. "I'd like you to fight against a certain someone. I haven't given him any missions the past few days so that he could rest up. Your opponent is…"
By the way; I am skipping the Shikamaru-Temari encounter, I don't want to go into that, it is just too embarresing, and follows the plot like a perverted hermit with a good looking young lady.
"…over there!" The Fifth Hokage pointed to the window, and Naruto, a confused expression on his face, walked over to the window, and pulled it up. Outside, he looked to his right, and when he looked to his left…
A smile came on his face, and a voice spoke. "You've gotten big, Naruto." It was Hatake Kakashi, his former sensei! He waved, and said, "Hey!"
Naruto's smile got bigger, and he happily said, "Kakashi-sensei! Sensei, you haven't changed at all." Naruto jumped out of the window, standing on the rutters. He crouched down for leverage, and remembered something.
"Ah, that's right! Look here, look here." He reached into his belt back, and looked for something. "I have a present for you, Kakashi-sensei!" Sakura and Tsunade walked to the window, and looked at the two.
"This is such a nostalgic sight, isn't it?" Tsunade idly asked her student. "Hai." Sakura replied to her Master.
"N-Nani?!" Kakashi studdered out, when Naruto finally gave him the present. "Y-You… Th- Th- This is…" The present was- a new Itcha Itcha book? Ah, but it was no ordinary book, it was Jaraiya-sama's uncensored new book, Itcha Itcha: Make-out Tactics! It was sea-blue, and Kakashi was stunned.
Naruto explained, "You see, this is the first new book from the Make-out Paradise series in three years! It's really boring, but you like, don't you, Sensei?" In the Hokage's office, Jaraiya humphed, and silently thought to himself.
The fool! Like a brat like him would be able understand how interesting this is! And that one hasn't even been put through circulation yet.
On the roof, Kakashi slowly opened the book, and in his eyes, the inside's were glowing as if God had made that book. To Kakashi, he did.
Tsunade shook her head, and called to Kakashi to pull him out of La-La Land. "Ok, stop goofing around, Kakashi." And she walked back to her desk.
Kakashi hated to part with his Gift from God, but he finally closed it, and stood up. Naruto looked up at him, and was surprised. "It can't be! My opponent is supposed to be…" Kakashi made a little noise, and spoke again.
"That's not quite right either." Kakashi walked over to the window, and saw Sakura in the room. "My, it's been a while since I've seen you, Sakura!"
Sakura replied, "Hai, Kakashi-sensei!"
Kakashi finally got down to business. "The two I am to fight is…" He jumped onto the ledge of the window, and Jaraiya smiled. "…Naruto and Sakura. The two of you together."
Aaaaaaaandddd, end chapter right there! Whew, that was a lot. I will continue this later. Also, great news! July 8th is my birthday! I am turning 13. Have a great day, ya'll!