A/N: This is a bit late but here goes nothing.

Hey.

You've read my book.

Thanks I'm glad you liked it.

The acknowledgements, yeah Sara's my sister.

She's in college. English literature, she's amazing at it.

You want me to read it out.

Sure, erm 'To the people that inspired these characters. Without you life would be boring.'

Yes. I was referring to my colleagues.

They mean a lot to me. I doubt any of them read that. Although Kate, Abby and Ziva do look at me funny sometimes.

My relationships with them are not strained.

I'm sure.

Abby was sleeping at my house last week and Kate was sleeping the night before. Tony was sleeping on the table that night.

Why? It was an after-party. Gibbs came back from Mexico so we had a party. Officially it ended at midnight. Unofficially 5am. There was this game of spin the bottle.

We are not some form of drunken morons.

Your words not mine. Well I don't drink. That much. So I was semi-sober when everyone else was off their nut. So the bottle landed on Tony. On Kate's turn.

I am the only one that remembers this.

I think Gerald was passed out at the door actually. Either way they kissed. And it wasn't just one of those short pecks that usually come when you're forced to kiss. It was an actually make out session. Abby kissed me that night.

I do not go dreary eyed.

I do not have sexual feelings for Abby.

I sure. Sort of. Oh I don't know. Why would a nice self respecting goth like herself. Like me a computer nerd from MIT.

You think so. So I should just ask her?

Oh God I hope your right.

Gibbs and Tony may have something to say about that though.

Their like her body guards. And Kate's the sister/best friend. You know like the whole you hurt her. I hunt you down. That's there relationship.

I would never hurt any of them. Although if the opportunity arose. I could possibly push Tony into poison ivy. That I could live with.

I am not passive aggressive.

At least I don't think I am.

Ziva's just aggressive. No doubt about it. But I'm sure I heard from Jules. The receptionist – that she was crying one time.

What I don't understand is that Tony never called her probie. Mind you, she'd probably slaughter him. But he never called Kate probie either

He' feels threatened.

Yeah. I like that idea. I like it a lot.

A/N: Well that's that done for now. Dont' think it's the best one i've ever done. But all the same. Let me know what you think R&R. And tell me who you want next. And thanks so much for all the reviews i cant' thank you all enough!Oh and thanks to artificiallysweet for betaing.
I love ya all loads!

Love and Peace
Jess