Jacob took the tape off of my mouth. Finally - I could breathe at last. "Get me Edward! I want Edward!!!!" I yelled loudly. Jacob did not get me Edward. Instead he admitted the truth; He turned to me and said, "I only made up that story about your parents because you're so gorgeous that all the werewolves are in love with you. Mate with us! Not with that vampire man."
"No!! Edward is my one true love!! He and I will be together forever, mark my words Jacob and there is nothing you can do about it!" I continued to yell, utterly terrified at the prospect of me and Jacob together. I was afraid he was going to rape me. Oh, but he wouldn't because he didn't want to make me upset because I am so beautiful. Then, since I'm also incredibly smart, I came up with an idea. I yelled to him, "I'm not going to even talk to you unless I get my Edward back!"
"Oh you'll get your Edward back, won't you my pretty?" Leah cackled in the corner, and began to make out with Jacob in front of me. They continued to make out until Jacob stopped and looked at me. "Atalanta," he said scarily, "You will have sex with me before I get you Edward". "Okay", I said. I was desperate. "Hey! She actually consented! This isn't rape!", Jacob yelled to his weird friends. Then, we had sex.
The next morning, I woke up, and I didn't know if I was pregnant or not. Oh my god! I was so worried. Then Jacob brought in Edward, and all my troubles disappeared. Edward immediately punched every werewolf in the head. They all died, and we escaped.
We walked into the spaceship yard. There were lots of old ugly ships like a Rolls Royce. Then, I saw a pink Bentley spaceship, and we had to steal it because it was pretty and pink! The pink wasn't a hot pink color, but it wasn't dull either. It was just my favorite kind of pink! It was a pinkish pink that was very pink. I thought it was one of the prettiest pinks I had ever seen. It made such a pretty pink spaceship, so the shade of pink was just great. I don't know why the werewolves had such a cute ship, but oh my god! It was so cute!
I hopped in and saw that it had a white leather interior and I was really exited because pink and white together are my favorite colors in the world. Edward saw my excitement and - he kissed me! I was frozen in time, forever, in this amazing moment. I stopped, my heart stopped with the amazing power of his wonderfully wonderful kiss. His vampire tongue was in my mouth and it was heaven on earth, if vampires could be in heaven, since they are undead - but that was beside the point in my love-addled mind. I was in love with Edward so much. We kissed more and my heart began to thump against his stony, white, marble chest - he was a god, an angel and an archangel combined and I was just a normal, plain sort of girl who everyone loved for some reason. I guess I could be called beautiful - Edward began to run his cold, pale, white fingers though my sunburnt sunshine locks and began to kiss my face even more. I kissed him and ran my hands all over his cold, pale vampire face.
"I love you so much Edward," I murmured to him, "You are mine forever and ever," I continued to mumble.
"Oh Atalanta," he said, his brows beginning to furrow with concentration on our amazing kiss, "I love you too. As soon as we get back to earth, I will break up with Bella for you. You are amazing." He began to take off my shirt - oh my god this was it! Edward was going to have sex with me! I was so exited and began to take of his shirt, putting my hands on his perfectly chisled chest - it was so awesome and so amazing. His eyes dazzled in mine. As a meteor passed by us, its light shone on Edward and made his beautiful vampire skin sparkle against my plain white skin. We had sex for what seemed like an eternity - and it was, in space time. Many many years passed on earth - no doubt Bella was a old woman, unsexy and ugly and hated by Edward. She would be old and her breasts would sag in a way that no man would ever feel desire for her. It was.. my moment!
We had sex, and it was far better than when I was practically raped by that ugly Jacob werewolf. "Oh my god, Edward", I said, "I might be pregnant. Let me check!" I let him steer the ship since I knew he was smart enough to do it. He was hot too, and his shining skin made me desire him more. I plugged the pregnancy test into my belly button, and removed it a minute later. "Oh my god, Edward", I said, "I think I am pregnant! I don't know if it's from you or from that nasty creepy evil werewolf guy!" Edward turned to me with an attractive smile on his attractive face. His attractive lips opened his attractive mouth allowing him to say to me in his attractive voice that he could use his attractive vampire powers to check what race the baby was.
He put his head on my chest and listened. I was so frightened, but I felt calm because Edward was around. He always made me feel calm. He turned to me and said, "Have you been sleeping around? This baby isn't vampire or werewolf. I don't think it's human either!" I screamed worried about what kind of monster fetus that could be eating my food with me!