a/n heyas peeplez thankyouu for the reviews xxxxxxxxxxxx

When i woke up, i saw something that made me jump in serprise. There was a present lying on my bed, rapped in silver and violet (my name! hahaha!) rapping paper. I gasped and saw marko next to my bed.

"happy birthday!" he yelled at me, and hugged me.

"OMFG i totally motherfucking forgot! OMG! you got me a present aww thankyou thankyou thankyou so much i love you!" i screamed at him and threw my arms around his neck and kissed him and laughed.

I was so happy! nothing was gonna rooin (how do u spell dat?) my day.

But then ... i unrapped the present and david jumped out of the box at me! :O I screamed and thrw a melon at him, and he threw a peach back at me but i ducked coz i have wearwolf reeflexes.

"OMFG IM SO SORRY VIOLET I GOT YOU SOME CHOCOLATES BUT DAVID GOT IN THE BOX AND ATE THEM ALL!"

i looked down at the box and crumpled it up. "you motherfucking BASTARD i hate you i hate you i hate you why would you rooin my day like this! I thought you LOVED ME!"

David cackled like a witch and threw a mangoe at me. "I never loved you you stupid little humann! i only told you that so i could BANG YOU, fool!"

"it didnt work coing chocolates you stupid motherfuckker chocolates you stupid **** (soz can't say rude words!)"

David bursted out crying and ran away, and threw a lime at me. "ill buy you some chokolates as long as you dont hate me!" he yelled. i was touched (not in tht way, dont be disgusting).

"marko... i am so so so so sorry but i dont love you anymore i love david coz hes buyin me more chocolats and you wnt so sorry goodbye i dont llike you anymore..."

marko gasped and yells and crys. "Voilet! how could you doo this to me? i thought we were gonna get married?"

"we were but imma marry david now motherrfucker!"

marko runs away crieing coz i dumped him. i cant help it if everyone wants me! its not fair that im so pretty. i look into the mirror and stare at my sexy face, and the black mskara lines down my face where ive been crieing. my eyes were violet colored and were so pretty. my hair was black, dip-died red and had blue bows (the color of my eyes when im happy) stuck in it. My face was the colour of a sheeps fur (white.) i was sooooo beautiful how could marko not fight for me?! i wish i hadnt dumped him now...

then david jumped in my window and kissed me like he looved me coz he does. i got you some chocolates he said but i didnt eat them coz i didnt want to get fattt like paul or dwaine.

"sorry i dont love you anymore i love marko!" i screamed and started crieing.

i ran away into the sunset and wonderd why noone loved me!

a/n pleaze leave a review if you do i will luv you lot's and lot's!