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Mystery POV

I looked at Jeb's nose and actually winced. Blood was just pooring out of his nose. "Hey Jeb, I'm sorry and all but you don't take away my job and tell me my kid was unwanted in one 'punch'," I said with a smile as I held my hand out. He probably thought I was bipolar; I'm not. He just infuriates me.

"I… understand," he said as he spit out some blood. "Maybe my nose will get straight," he added with false hope.

"I doubt it. Maybe it'll get worse," Valencia grinned. She was cracking up along with all the kids.

"Val? May I have some ice?" Jeb asked as I helped him up. You're probably wondering why I'm helping him up; well he is my brother… Even though I punched him, I kinda got to help him.

You're also probably trying to figure out I can handle the blood. I mean with me being part vampire and all. I have amazing control; some blood actually makes me sick.

Jeb has the blood that could make me very sick if I drank it. Which is great because he makes me sick period.

I watched as Val took Jeb inside and I looked over at the kids. "Hello. My name is Mysterious Breez, just call me Mystery or Myst," I said with a smile.

A young girl who has blonde hair and blue eyes looked at me and smiled. "My name is Angel and this is my bear Celeste," she said pointing to an angelic bear. "And this is Total, he's my dog," she added as she bent down the pet the black furball at her feet.

"I'm the Gasman, Angel's big brother," a boy next to her, who looked a lot like her, said as he puffed out his chest.

"I'm Nudge! You're so pretty. I love your name. I wish I had a name like that but I like Nudge. Nudge is a go-." The girl with the creamy chocolate skin was stopped when a boy next to her put a hand over her mouth.

I smiled. "It's nice to meet you guys. Letmme guess… Angel is 7, the Gasman is 9, and Nudge is 11," I guessed.

Angel and the Gasman gasped; I'm sure Nudge would've too if she didn't have a hand over her mouth. "How did you know that?" they both asked.

"Not sure. Maternal instincts maybe? Or I have a power to know people's ages," I guessed with a shrug.

"I'm Iggy," the tall, pale, strawberry-blonde said with a smile.

I looked at him. "You're blind, right?" I asked kindly.

"Oh my gosh! I'm blind!" he said with mock horror in his voice.

"You're definitley a sarcastic guy," I muttered and he grinned.

"Fang," the olive skinned emo said.

"And I'm Maximum Ride, but everyone calls me max," the dirty blonde said.

"Ah. So you're my neice," I said with a smile as I walked over to her.

"I believe so," she said with a blank expression.

"Sorry about punch-," I started but she cut me off.

"Don't be sorry. He totally had it coming. I've wanted to do that to him for a while but I never could," Max said with a shrug.

I laughed. "You're my neice, that's for sure. We both despise Jeb; I think we'll get along swell,"

She grinned and nodded her head.

"So what are you?" Angel asked slowly. She's the mind-reader, she must've seen my thoughts. "I did," she replied with a smile.

"I'm a so-called Avian American who can actually shape-shift. I'm also a… Um… Vampire," I said with a shrug. It was no big deal… Really.

"What other powers do you have?" Angel asked at the same time the Gasman exclaimed, "Vampire!?"

"Well… I'm very stealthy but that's part of being vampyr. I can go invisible for long periods of time. I can do mental shields and physical shields (A/N: Like Bella and Aro's bodyguard from Twilight!) and I have control over air and fire," I answered, as I felt my little fangs. "And yes I'm part vampiress," I added as I looked at the Gasman.

"But how are you outside? Do you sleep in a coffin? Do you drink blood? If you're stabbed with silver or a wooden stake, do you die?" Nudge asked quickly.

I grinned. "All myths except for the blood. I can be outside at any time of day but I'm strongest when it's dark. I sleep in a regular bed; coffins remind me of dead people, which is really depressing. If I was stabbed, the wound would heal in at least a minute." I tried to answer her questions short and to the point. Maybe she'd learn to get to the point instead of ranting.

"What about the blood?" Iggy and Max asked at the same time. I also took note that they were very pale and looked very cautious.

I took a deep breath. "I drink either my own blood or an animal that is dying," I answered. "I do have blood and for some reason it works if I just bite myself, that way I'm not as lustful for blood. If an animal is in a lot of pain and dying, then I drink its blood to put it out of it's misery," I explained.

"Have you ever drank Eraser blood?" Fang asked. I couldn't help but notice how silent he could be, I almost forgot that he was here.

I smiled guiltly. "Yes I have but that Eraser had it coming. Plus he was in pain; just living by my policy."

Everyone chuckled at that.

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