Me---ARRGGHH! I GOT BRACES TODAY!!!! BUT...WHOO...OH MY GOD!!! WHAT
HAPPENED TO YOU???*POINTS AT YAMAZAKI*
Yamazaki--*looks at his clothes* ARRGGHHH!
Sakura+Tomoyo-- GET BACK HERE!!! *grabbs Yamazaki and drags him onto the set*
Yamazaki--hoe...
Sakura--mine!!!
The One With Britney Spears--Part 2
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"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO ME??" Yamazaki said yelling at a smiling Tomoyo and Sakura. He looked at the mirror in front of him.
For his shirt, he was wearing a pink tube top, with a fake belly ring. For pants, well, he wasn't really wearing any pants, but a short, mini black skirt. His hair was actually a wig, braided into pigtails, and for shoes, he was wearing four inch platforms, which he could hardly walk in.
On his face, was a ton of makeup. And what was worse, was that there were two large bumps near his chest.
They had turned him into a Britney Spears.
Eye lashes were curled, mascara was put on, eyeliner was used on his eyes, nails were polished, the hair was long and done, even his toe nails were polished!!
"WHAT THE..." He shouted again. "WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME? WHAT HAVE I DONE TO YOU??"
"We need someone to be Britney Spears. So, to decide who, we chose the first person to walk out of the convience store, and you were that person!!" Tomoyo said happily.
"WHAAA???" He shouted. "I can't be Britney Spears! I'm not a girl..."
"Not yet a woman...!" Sakura finished. "See?/ You're getting the hang of it, already!!"
"ARGGHH!" He shouted, and slumped into the nearest seat. "Why me?"
"Because, we needed someone to pretend to be Britney Spears, so that our boyfriends, Eriol and Syaoran, will stop oogling over her." Sakura answered.
"Yeah, and our plan was to find someone to be Britney Spears so that she can be the bitch that she is to Eriol and Syaoran." Tomoyo said.
"And why do you need her to be a bitch?" Yamazaki asked.
"Because...if she's a bitch to them, they'll see who she is really is and then they'll stop liking her, and get back with us!" Sakura answered.
"If you do, we'll listen to your stories for as long as you want!" Tomoyo added.
"Hmm..." Yamazaki said in thought. "I do sorta like this skirt. It makes my butt look small!"
"Settled then? Your new identity is Britney Spears, and your mission is to be a bitch to Eriol and Syaoran." Tomoyo said.
"Alright." He said nodding his head. "I love these shoes!" He said, looking at the shoes in all angles.
"OOOKAY???"
-----
"So what do I say again?" Yamazaki asked, while walking down the street, with Tomoyo and Sakura beside him.
"You say, "EEEW!! GO AWAY!!" by slapping them on their faces." Sakura said happily.
"Okay." He said.
"There they are!" Sakura shouted, pointing behind them.
"And they just bought tickets to her concert!" Tomoyo added.
"Let's hide here!" Sakura shouted, directing them to hide behind a couple of bushes. Tomoyo looked at Yamazaki, and saw that he was digging through his purse.
"What are you doing?" Tomoyo asked. Yamazaki took out a tube of lipgloss, and frowned.
"Awww! I ran out of lipgloss." He said to himself. He turned to Tomoyo and Sakura. "Do any of you guys have any lipgloss or lipbalm with you? My lips are dry and I ran out." He said shaking the lipgloss in his hand.
"JUST GO!" They shouted, and pushed him out of the bushes, and right in front of Eriol and Syaoran.
Yamazaki stuttered for a few seconds.
"Hey, Eriol." Syaoran said. "That's Britney Spears."
"I know! Do you think she sees us?" Eriol said back.
"Hey fellas!" Yamazaki said in a very bad sexy, feminine tone, waving his hand.
"BRITNEY!!!!" They shouted, and started floating in the air, with hearts floating around them, and fireworks exploding in the background.
"HOE!" Sakura said in the bushes.
"Did you hear something?" Eriol asked.
"No." Syaoran answered.
"Really? I thought I heard something coming from the bushes." He said.
"Oh...well I'm sure it's nothing." He said in different tone. This time, it was high and squeeky.
"Hope so." Syaoran said staring at the bushes.
"I can sense something coming from the bushes." He whispered to Eriol.
"I know." Eriol replied.
"You guys are so kawaii!" Yamazaki said, in a better tone.
"REALLY?" Syaoran and Eriol shouted, with hearts in their eyes.
"Yup!" Yamazaki said, pinching their cheeks. "You're just about the cutest boys I've ever slept with!"
"Um...okay?" They said together.
"Anyway, I'm hungry! Let's go eat!" Yamazaki said, hooking his arm with Syaoran and Eriol's.
'Got a funny feeling about this Britney, Eriol.' Syaoran said. It was one of his tricks.
'I know. I think it's Sakura and Tomoyo playing a trick on us. Well, we can play a trick on them, can't we?'
'But who's this Britney?'
'Dunno.'
"LALALALALALA! EATING IS FUN!!" Yamazaki sang, as they walked to the nearest restaurant, with Tomoyo and Sakura close behind them.
----end of THE ONE WITH BRITNEY SPEARS--PART 2----
Me--So that's why you're dressed like a prostitute. I should really change the rating of this fic.
Yamazaki-- I didn't get to tell n e of my stories!!
Me--you will! I promise!
Yamazaki- ^.^
Me--Please review!
Kero--I WANT SWEETS!
Me-- Where'd u come from?
Kero--SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEETS! I WANT SWEETS!
Me---GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARGHH...plz review while I get Kero out of this fic...
Yamazaki--*looks at his clothes* ARRGGHHH!
Sakura+Tomoyo-- GET BACK HERE!!! *grabbs Yamazaki and drags him onto the set*
Yamazaki--hoe...
Sakura--mine!!!
The One With Britney Spears--Part 2
-----
"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO ME??" Yamazaki said yelling at a smiling Tomoyo and Sakura. He looked at the mirror in front of him.
For his shirt, he was wearing a pink tube top, with a fake belly ring. For pants, well, he wasn't really wearing any pants, but a short, mini black skirt. His hair was actually a wig, braided into pigtails, and for shoes, he was wearing four inch platforms, which he could hardly walk in.
On his face, was a ton of makeup. And what was worse, was that there were two large bumps near his chest.
They had turned him into a Britney Spears.
Eye lashes were curled, mascara was put on, eyeliner was used on his eyes, nails were polished, the hair was long and done, even his toe nails were polished!!
"WHAT THE..." He shouted again. "WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME? WHAT HAVE I DONE TO YOU??"
"We need someone to be Britney Spears. So, to decide who, we chose the first person to walk out of the convience store, and you were that person!!" Tomoyo said happily.
"WHAAA???" He shouted. "I can't be Britney Spears! I'm not a girl..."
"Not yet a woman...!" Sakura finished. "See?/ You're getting the hang of it, already!!"
"ARGGHH!" He shouted, and slumped into the nearest seat. "Why me?"
"Because, we needed someone to pretend to be Britney Spears, so that our boyfriends, Eriol and Syaoran, will stop oogling over her." Sakura answered.
"Yeah, and our plan was to find someone to be Britney Spears so that she can be the bitch that she is to Eriol and Syaoran." Tomoyo said.
"And why do you need her to be a bitch?" Yamazaki asked.
"Because...if she's a bitch to them, they'll see who she is really is and then they'll stop liking her, and get back with us!" Sakura answered.
"If you do, we'll listen to your stories for as long as you want!" Tomoyo added.
"Hmm..." Yamazaki said in thought. "I do sorta like this skirt. It makes my butt look small!"
"Settled then? Your new identity is Britney Spears, and your mission is to be a bitch to Eriol and Syaoran." Tomoyo said.
"Alright." He said nodding his head. "I love these shoes!" He said, looking at the shoes in all angles.
"OOOKAY???"
-----
"So what do I say again?" Yamazaki asked, while walking down the street, with Tomoyo and Sakura beside him.
"You say, "EEEW!! GO AWAY!!" by slapping them on their faces." Sakura said happily.
"Okay." He said.
"There they are!" Sakura shouted, pointing behind them.
"And they just bought tickets to her concert!" Tomoyo added.
"Let's hide here!" Sakura shouted, directing them to hide behind a couple of bushes. Tomoyo looked at Yamazaki, and saw that he was digging through his purse.
"What are you doing?" Tomoyo asked. Yamazaki took out a tube of lipgloss, and frowned.
"Awww! I ran out of lipgloss." He said to himself. He turned to Tomoyo and Sakura. "Do any of you guys have any lipgloss or lipbalm with you? My lips are dry and I ran out." He said shaking the lipgloss in his hand.
"JUST GO!" They shouted, and pushed him out of the bushes, and right in front of Eriol and Syaoran.
Yamazaki stuttered for a few seconds.
"Hey, Eriol." Syaoran said. "That's Britney Spears."
"I know! Do you think she sees us?" Eriol said back.
"Hey fellas!" Yamazaki said in a very bad sexy, feminine tone, waving his hand.
"BRITNEY!!!!" They shouted, and started floating in the air, with hearts floating around them, and fireworks exploding in the background.
"HOE!" Sakura said in the bushes.
"Did you hear something?" Eriol asked.
"No." Syaoran answered.
"Really? I thought I heard something coming from the bushes." He said.
"Oh...well I'm sure it's nothing." He said in different tone. This time, it was high and squeeky.
"Hope so." Syaoran said staring at the bushes.
"I can sense something coming from the bushes." He whispered to Eriol.
"I know." Eriol replied.
"You guys are so kawaii!" Yamazaki said, in a better tone.
"REALLY?" Syaoran and Eriol shouted, with hearts in their eyes.
"Yup!" Yamazaki said, pinching their cheeks. "You're just about the cutest boys I've ever slept with!"
"Um...okay?" They said together.
"Anyway, I'm hungry! Let's go eat!" Yamazaki said, hooking his arm with Syaoran and Eriol's.
'Got a funny feeling about this Britney, Eriol.' Syaoran said. It was one of his tricks.
'I know. I think it's Sakura and Tomoyo playing a trick on us. Well, we can play a trick on them, can't we?'
'But who's this Britney?'
'Dunno.'
"LALALALALALA! EATING IS FUN!!" Yamazaki sang, as they walked to the nearest restaurant, with Tomoyo and Sakura close behind them.
----end of THE ONE WITH BRITNEY SPEARS--PART 2----
Me--So that's why you're dressed like a prostitute. I should really change the rating of this fic.
Yamazaki-- I didn't get to tell n e of my stories!!
Me--you will! I promise!
Yamazaki- ^.^
Me--Please review!
Kero--I WANT SWEETS!
Me-- Where'd u come from?
Kero--SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEETS! I WANT SWEETS!
Me---GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARGHH...plz review while I get Kero out of this fic...