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Cammie Talk Time

With Surprise: Zach!

What do you mean surprise, Zach? Last time I checked I was alone. Why did I just hear the door open and close? OMG! It's Zach! What the heck just happened? He's headed this way! AHH! Wow, way to keep your cool, Cammie. Now he's greeting me and looking over my shoulder at what I'm typing, great, just lovely.

Well, glad to see you're excited to see me, Gallagher girl.

Um, yeah, but I have a question.

Shoot.

How did the question person know you were going to be here?

Uh...

Is that a creeped out uh or a, don't want to answer the question uh?

Creeped out.

Well, I would be creeped out if someone knew what I was going to do or doing, too. Wait...

Huh, that kind of reminds me of finding out someone was stalking me while I was at a store, specifically from video feed from a camera.

How did you know about that? Ugh, why Liz?

Funny, I didn't mention a who, but now that you mention-

Argh. Only me, this only happens to me. I mean, who finds out they have a stalker from video feed? Really?

*chuckles*

Before you continue, chuckles?

The fact that you have friends that you confide in helped with the finding out about the stalking.

I feel as if I was just completely ignored, even though you're talking to me.

That's because you were.

Well, I feel the love, don't you?

I always feel the love. Even if it's really creepy sometimes...

And who have you been feeling the love from exactly? *gives 'excuse me?' look to Zach*

Um, you know, people?

Ha, nice try at saving yourself. I think I'll ignore you now.

No! Please don't ignore me Cammie!

I'd like a question, please.

First Question- Are you going to admit your feelings to Zach, seeing as how he already knows you stalk him sometimes?

Zach, Zach who? I don't think I know a Zach.

Gallagher girl...

Can I have another question?

No, talk to me.

Second Question- Do you know any good ice cream shops?

Well, then.

Oh, sure there's this one a little bit away from the Gallagher Academy, hey, maybe I should go there after this...

Can I accompany you?

Third Question- Do you want to go on a date with Zach?

I thought we already went over this, I don't think I know a Zach. But, if this Zach person you speak of was quite handsome, mysterious, caring, and a spy, then maybe I would.

Really? And... I am caring! I care a ton about you!

For some reason I just feel like saying 'ton' is a form of weight and shouldn't be used to describe feelings or something of the like.

*'Urgleuhsh,' what the sound that just came out of my throat sounded like*

I also for some reason feel like saying, huh, "urgleuhsh," sounds attractive.

Shoot me now.

Fourth Question- Do you like turtles?

Um, why? I guess...

There's one on top of your head.

I thought you couldn't- Whoa, WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? AHH! WTF? GET IT OFF!

How in the world?

Oh, thank goodness, it's off... and not a snapping turtle.

Would you talk to me already Gallagher girl?

'Cause, if it really was a snapping turtle my hair/head would have been in pain when I started screaming.

Hello, still here wanting to talk to you, you know? I even took the random turtle off your head.

And did you know it's not fun to be in pain?

Look, I'm on fire! That didn't even get your attention, but if I really was on fire, you'd have been sorry.

I would know because I've fought Bex. And that brings a lot of pain, which is a pain in the a**. (Sorry, I don't cuss.)

Hey, guess what? I love you, Cammie.

That's why I- Did you just?

Yeah, Cam, I said I love you.

*gasps while looking at Zach, specifically in his deep, dark eyes*

So...

I love you, too, Zach.

So, do you still want to go get ice cream at that shop conveniently located near Gallagher?

Of, course. So, is their anything else you want to ask me?

Do you want to be my girlfriend?

Yes, because I love you, and it would be weird if I said that and wasn't your boyfriend.

Well, let's go, gorgeous.

Humph. Cheesy.

You know you love it. *grins*

'Course I do.

*Okay, now here is a funny way that the previous situation could have gone, but didn't. As in what your about to read didn't happen, but I wanted to include it for laughs. It also would have ruined the romantic mood, so that's partly why it didn't happen. Starting when Zach says he loves Cammie.*

Hey, guess what? I love you, Cammie.

That's why I- Did you just?

Yeah, Cam, I said I love you.

OMG! No way! Did Zachary Goode just admit his feelings for someone?

Um, yes?

*gasps* Are you doubting your love for me now?

No, of course not! It's just...

Not the reaction you were expecting? *uncontrollable laughter*

Yeah, and if you keep laughing like that, I might be seriously creeped out.

You should have seen the look on your face when I didn't say 'I love you' back! It was hilarious!

Are you saying?

*sighs* No, silly, I love you, too. This is really lame, though because you do realize you typed 'I love you' and that just ruined the mood for me.

Oh, I guess I see your point...

Ha! This must suck for you because you're not very good with feelings and you pretty much just got dis-ed.

Gee, that made me feel better about this situation.

Well, I obviously see the sarcasm there, but I do know what would make you feel better.

I'm afraid to ask now, but what?

The fact that you love me and I love you back! *grins*

I definitely see what you meant when you said typing 'I love you' is lame.

I know right?

Yeah, so, do you want to go that ice cream shop?

Why not?

Well, don't we sound romantic?

Forever and always.

Definitely. *smirks*

*SLAP!*

Chapter over! So, what did you think? I personally liked the alternative ending. :D Please tell me what you thought about that. :D Please review! :)

Zach: *phew* I'm glad the alternative ending didn't happen. I'm smoother than that. *smirks*

Cammie: I liked it; I would have gotten to slap you, ha!

Zach: Another reason I'm glad it didn't happen, that would have hurt.

Cammie: Psh. You know how to take pain. Be a man!

Zach: Is it a crime to try to avoid pain?

Cammie: It probably should be if you live in the spy world or know Bex.

Bex: Excuse me?

Cammie: Oh... hey, Bex. 'Sup?

Zach: Ha!

Bex: Excuse me? Are you trying to dis my girl?

Zach: Uh...

Cammie: Ha!

Bex: *Slaps the backs of their heads*

Cammie: Ow.

Zach: What was that for?

Bex: You both know exactly what it was for.

Zach: Well, I think I'll leave now; I'm not getting a very welcoming vibe.

Cammie: Yeah, I'll come, too. Bye, Bex!

Bex: Huh, you can't run forever. See you later, guys.

Zach: Until that time comes, bye!