Suicidal Elves

by Dan1007

no, it's not as bad as it sounds! Hermione walks in on Winky trying to drown her self. while Hermione trys to calm Winky down, someone walks in. 4 shot. It gets funnier in later chapters. chapter 3 part 2 now up! Complete.

4. Chapter 3 part 2

Suicidal Elves

By: Dan1007

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or AVPM or AVPS! My life sucks! JK :D

A/N: Sooooo here I am again, with the final chapter of Suicidal elves! Enjoy!

And also on that same night, Hermione lay awake, thinking about elves. Why do all elves hate freedom? Why can't they accept the concept of freedom is good? Why don't they make Dobby their roll model? And why did I walk in on the only elf who was trying to drown her self? And why didn't I lock the door? But I know one good thin g came out of tonight! Ron's eyes kept looking at my body which could mean 2 things: A: He's a pervert or B which is most likely: he likes me! It could be either but Ron doesn't seem like a pervert! Aw hell, most 16 year old boys are perverts! But Ron doesn't strike me as one. And B: I have to admit, the chances of it being B are pretty slim, But, I could be! So let's keep our fingers crossed for B!

THE END

A/N: Well there you have it, the official conclusion, hope you liked it, and please Review :D