I'm really really sorry about not updating this. I have WAY too much going on in my life right now. Again, sorry! (BTW, I don't own DW)

River Song poked her head out of the door. "Canary Wharf?" She asked doubtfully.

"What?" The Doctor snapped, pushing River out the door. "Really? We have to travel with him?" The Doctor snarled.

"Who do we have to travel with?" Amy asked, not really paying attention as she updated her twitter. The Doctor looked disgustedly at the smart-phone in Amy's hands. How could it get any worse?

"Hello, I'm Jack Harkness. And you are?" Jack extended his arm towards Amy. Amy only took that moment to look away from her beloved internet. She was surprised to see a face as sexy as she thought her own.

"Taken. Jack, really, stop." The Doctor interrupted.

"I think that it amazes me that even after you regenerated, you still seem to have this utter hate for me saying hello to people. I think that it's incredibly rude. Rude and not ginger." Jack said, relishing in the fact that he could make the Doctor even more annoyed. "So, she's yours?"

River was incredibly offended that Jack thought that the Doctors mother in law was his girlfriend. Yet, she couldn't say anything, as the Doctor nor Amy knew who she really was. "Absolutely not." Said the Doctor, also offended.

Jack laughed, enjoying the scene that was unfolding in front of him. He finally turned towards the last of the group. "You're awfully quiet. What are your thoughts on this?"

River almost let her emotions get past her as she whispered, "Spoilers."

Jack looked at her like she was some new kind of alien creature. Which, in fact, wasn't too uncommon in his daily life. "So," Amy said, already bored with the situation. "Is this the adventure that you're talking about?"

The Doctor blinked. It was time to think about what Rose had planned for them to do. "Well, I don't really like her plan. She wants to track down everybody, but we can't. We just…can't. If we do, she'll die."

"What do you mean 'she'? And when you talk about dying if you go, do you mean-?" Jack started but was interrupted.

"When I say she, I mean Rose. And yes, I do mean her." The Doctor snapped.

Jack leaned in and whispered in River's ear, "What'd I tell you? Completely rude." River laughed but was soon stopped by the betrayed look that the Doctor had on his face.

"Alright Doctor, let's get this straight. I can't just sit around and pretend like I don't want to know what's going on. This sounds pretty important. And from my information, it's also impossible. So, don't get all snappy on us here. We're only here to help." Jack snapped, changing his personality around.

"Like you're one to talk about impossible things." The Doctor hinted at a smile, but was still not as open as Jack wished him to be.

Without him wanting to, Jack also succumbed to a smile. "Well, let's start at the beginning. You see, me and my ginger companion were going along on our daily timey whimey adventures when she unknowingly comes across a button. I know that you've never seen it, but you should know what it does. And I hope you remember the day that it was meant for. Apparently, Bad Wolf herself had decided to screw up some more space and time like yourself. And, so, here we are. We're rocketed into an interesting bumpy wumpy adventure."

Jack frowned. "Bad Wolf has already messed with me enough. What say I don't want to go?"

The Doctor looked at him. He looked at him like her did with a lot of things. The crack in Amy's wall. Bad Wolf. Jack the first time he saw him after the incident. The things that were impossible. "Because right now, she needs us. Not Bad Wolf. Rose Tyler needs us. Remember her? She's the girl that you danced with in the middle of the London Blitz. Not the girl who made you," The Doctor motioned at jack with his hands. "This."

"And I thought Rory was insane," Amy muttered. River silently was amused at the fact that she could talk about way more insane things in her relationship with the Doctor. Currently, he only knew her name. Not at all like her life was completely based off of his.

Jack turned towards the TARDIS. "So, shall we board?" he asked, before pushing the door in (even though the sign on the outside stated otherwise.)

The Doctor shook his head, turning towards River. "I swear, why did we have to get him? Does she purposefully do this to me?"

River turned towards him and smiled. He didn't seem to pay much attention to it, but she was quite happy. "I don't know, Doctor," Amy added in her strong Scottish accent. "I think it will be pretty interesting to have him on board."

The Doctor turned to her and looked at her deeply. "You don't know Jack. He can be a bit overwhelming."

Jack poked his head out of the door right on time. "She's redecorated. I like it much better than the coral."

The Doctor frowned. "But the coral was classic!"

Jack looked at him as if he was saying 'Are you kidding me?' "You only liked it because you could throw your coat onto the support. Just face it. She looks so much more classy!"

The Doctor shook his head but didn't deny it. Instead, he and Amy walked in. Jack was about to let River through before he noticed something. He grabbed her wrist hard. "You have a Vortex Manipulator. Where did you get that?"

"Picked it up somewhere. It's not important." River tried to pry back her arm but only succeeded in helping Jack rip it off her arm.

Jack looked at it in shock. "This is my vortex manipulator. It's older, so that means you got it in the future. I wouldn't give away or even sell my vortex manipulator. So, why do you have it?"

"If you're suggesting that I stole it, you're wrong. I told you, I picked it up somewhere."

"What's taking so long down there? We don't have time for shenanigans!" The Doctor hollered from the consol.

River snatched her Vortex Manipulator from Jack and stalked past him. She didn't take her eyes off of him, almost like he was a weeping angel. She barely heard the door shut behind her. "So how do we find out where we're going next?" River asked.

As if on cue, the coordinated popped up on screen. The Doctor smiled. "That's how."

He fiddled with some switched and the TARDIS started to take flight. She started her classic wheezing sound. "No no no." said River as she flipped a switch. The TARDIS stopped making the dreadful noise. "Really, Doctor? Do you need me to teach you how to fly a TARDIS?"