Amiee: Wow, cahapter 4!! How cool is that!! I'm glad you all like this story so far!
Well, here is chapter 4!! Haha, hope you like!
Sasori: Amiee doesn't own Naruto.
Deidara: Akatsuki, FOOD FIGHT!
Chapter four: Akatsuki, FOOD FIGHT
The meal was silent, Sachi was throwing bits and pieces of food around her plate, it was "lasagne" made by Konan but it looked more like burnt cinders that had red sauce thrown on it... Zetsu though, was enjoying his meal, he made it himself, he had decided on stew, it was made up of lots of healthy veggies, and his personal favourite, missing nin...
"Zetsu is that a person... you're eating...?" Sachi asked, staring at the cannibals meal, a piece of a finger floated to the top, Sachi swollowed hard. The seating arrangement was like so:
Pein.
Konan. Itachi.
Deidara. Sachi.
Sasori. Zetsu.
Tobi. Kankuro.
Kisame. Hidan.
"Do you want to taste some, Sachi?" Zetsu asked, using a spoon to pick the finger and some of the liquid up.
"N... No thank you..." Sachi swollowed hard, looking at Zetsu as he greedily swallowed his stew. Sachi couldn't help but feel... disturbed, she presumed she would get used to it eventually, but still...
"Tobi is a good bot!!" Tobi yelled, earning a look from everyone.
"Bot? Don't you mean boy?" Deidara questioned, staring at the ninja behind the mask, Tobi nodded at him; his head moving up and down vigorously.
"Whoops! Tobi made a mistake!! Tobi is a good boy!!" Sachi, and Deidara burst out laughing at the masked man, who behind the mask, was grinning maliciously.
"They don't even know what she truly is..." Tobi said to himself, sensing the unknown amount of chakra resting in Sachi.
Haha... Sachi was rubbing tears of mirth from her eyes, she was feeling so happy- even if she was grossed out by Zetsu's eating habits.
"So, Sachi; what do you think of Konan's cooking?" Pein asked, looking at said girl who immiediatly stopped laughing and started at her untouched plate.
"She's the only one who hasn't touched it yet... Even though she wanted to try the food, un..." Deidara said to himself, looking at Sachi curiously. Then he felt the sauce of the lasagne hit him in the side of the face. Sachi looked at him, as did the rest of the Akatsuki; all except one, who was busy getting more lasagne on his hands to throw.
Deidara turned arund, facing the culprit who had thrown the food at him. Tobi.
"He's in for it!" Deidara said, as he grabbed some of his own and threw it at Tobi, hitting him right on his mask.
"Tobi's a good boy!! Tobi will win!!" Tobi yelled, grabbing more and throwing it at Hidan, the Jashinest hadn't been expecting to get hit in the face, and quickly retaliated by throwing some at Sasori- who he had thought had actually thrown some at him.
"You bastard Hidan! It was Tobi!!" Sasori yelled, aggravated because Hidan had confused him and Tobi.
"Take this, un!" Deidara yelled, throwing some lasagne flavoured chips at Kakuzu, who promptly dodged them.
"You're wasting food, which means you're wasting money!!" Kakuzu yelled, not happy that they would be losing on money, but couldn't resist grabbing a piece of the food and hitting Itachi with it. The room went silent, except for Tobi who continued to laugh.
"Uhmm... Itachi-Senpai?" Sachi said, looking at the man beside her, as part of the lasagne slipped of his red (from the lasagne) face. His mangekyo eyes activated he wouldn't allow Sachi to look into them, he stood up, and looked Kakuzu in the eyes, and Kakuzu froze.
"You will be hit with lasagne and stabbed with forks and knives for the next seventy two hours." Itachi said, his red eyes glaring into Kakuzu's.
"What's he doing?" Sachi asked Zetsu who was sitting beside her.
"Using his eyes power, the mangekyo sharinghan. He can pain people and punish them for as long as he likes in a matter of seconds." Zetsu said simply, slurping on his still hot stew.
"Oh... okay." Sachi said, turning back into her seat and looking down at her lasagne- burnt.
"Would he do that to me...? Probably, from what everyone has told me; Itachi-Senpai isn't the friendliest..." Sachi thought to herself, picking up some of the lasagne and throwing it at...
KAKUZU?
"That's what you get for throwing lasagne at Itachi-Senpai!!" Sachi yelled, Kisame grinned and picked up some, throwing it at Sachi; who laughed at getting hit.
"Is that the best you can do Kisame-Senpai?!" She grabbed some, and threw some at him back, Tobi getting hit instead.
"Tobi got hit!! Wahh!!" Everyone looked at him, before bursting out in to laughter- all except Itachi, who was excusing himself from the table.
"Itachi! Where are you going? Have some wine!!" Pein chuckled, earning a look from Konan.
"Why is he being this nice? Even he isn't like this..." Konan pondered in her mind, her eyes watching over her partner and leader with fondness.
"Konan watch out!" Too late, Tobi had gotten Konan with some of her burnt lasagne... Pein grimiced at the second in command, as she flared up and started throwing lasagne, salad, salsa and chips at everyone everywhere. Sachi, took refuge like Sasori and Deidara underneath the table, whilst the others began to throw food at each other, Itachi, joined them underneath the table.
"Itachi-Senpai, I thought you were retuning to you're room?" Sachi said, leaning on her knee's.
"I was. But Pein locked the door of the kitchen and Kakuzu would kill someone, probably Tobi if the door was broken."
"So you care about Tobi that much, un?" Deidara said, glancing at Itachi with a grin.
"No. But he is a member of the Akatsuki for a reason, so I shouldn't kill another member unless ordered to." The three others stared at Itachi for a moment, before grinning at each other for no reason at all.
"We're covered in red sauce and food! Itachi-Senpai! You LOOK SO FUNNY!!" Sachi laughed, rolling on the ground at Itachi's sauce reddened face, which earned her a glare from said Uchiha, but Sasori and Deidara joined in on the laughing.
"She's right! He only got hit once and he's soo red!!" Sasori moaned between laughs, Deidara started to cry he was laughing so much.
"Does anyone have a cloth?" Sachi asked, politely smiling at the two, Deidara searched his cloak and produced a clean one, earning a confused look from Sasori.
"I had to clean those dolls of you'rs with something un. Don't worry it's clean, un." Deidara said, smiling at Sachi, who faced Itachi with a huge smile.
"I'll clean you up Itachi-Senpai!" She said, she moved closer to him and began to use the cloth to run his face clean- meanwhile Deidara was looking at Sasori, and Sasori had a look of death on him.
"Sas... Sasori-Dana... Is something wrong?" Deidara murmered, looking at his partner.
"THEY ARE PUPPETS NOT F--ING DOLLS!! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!" Sasori screamed as he grabbed Deidara by the neck, choking him, as they rolled around on the ground at a furious speed, the two knocked in to Sachi, who knocked in to Itachi, who before hitting the ground hit his head of the table. Once he landed on the ground, with Sachi on top of him; Sasori stopped and regained control of his senses.
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Amiee: Haha, hope you all liked, this chapter... dissappointed me, I'll admit that. So, I will leave a notice on future chapters, because I'll most likely change this around a bit.
Deidara: Read and Review!
Sasori: Not even Amiee knows why she did that seating arrangement thingy.