Barney sat on Ted's couch on his laptop and Ted came by with a beer in his hand and asked

"Wow that is explicit dialogue. You do know you can't do that cause you're married. Who's Maddie14?"

"That's Robin; and yes, I do know that." Barney said typing away

"How do you know?" Ted asked and took a sip of his beer

"That's her favorite baby name." Barney informed causally

Ted spat out his beer in surprise and exclaimed "WHAT!" then realizing what he had said he said "I mean, oh."

"Her sister's having a baby. That's how it came up." Barney said amused at Ted's reaction.

"Oh thank God!" Ted said and held his chest "I mean. Good for her!"

Meanwhile at Lily and Marshall's apartment

Lily came by the couch and saw Robin on the computer and said

"Wow that is explicit dialogue. You do know you can't do that cause you're married."

"Don't worry. It's only Barney."

"How do you know?" Asked Lily

"See that right there" Robin said and pointed to a part of their conversation "Only Barney does that."

"Wow, that's, exotic, how do you do that?" She wondered "You should test him." Lily said

"How?" asked Robin intrigued

"Ask him to coffee or something," Lily said "if he says yes than when you both get home you can sock him in the balls. It's a win win. If he says no you you get the satisfaction of having a non-playboy husband. If he says yes then you get to sock him," she continued then added "which I always wanted to do."

"You know what, I'll do it." Said Robin determined

A few minutes later

"Oh dear God, he accepted it." Robin said surprised

"What if he knows it's you and he's just playing you." Lily said trying to comfort her friend

"I've made sure he didn't." then an idea hit her "What if we both show up; but he doesn't know it's me." Robin said

A few hours later

Barney arrived at the coffee shop and started looking for Robin. Then a short hared blonde ran up to him, gave him and hug and said "Oh JoeBlow843."

Barney tried to back away and said with his voice shaking "A, I think that you have the wrong man."

"No, you're JoeBlow843 right?" She said innocently and clung all over him.

"Yah, but you weren't who I was expecting." Barney said freaked out stilling trying to get from her grip

"Well who were you expecting?" she asked seductively feeling him all over.

"Well I was I was I was expecting-" Barney was interrupted when she said

"I'm an acrobat that does yoga. We could have the best night of our lives." She said and started to loosen his tie and unbutton his shirt

"Auuuu," He said trying not to give into temptation and still trying a little bit to evade her grasp, "I can't I can't" his voice still shaking

"Why not?" she asked still seductively

"I'm married!" he said and waved his ring hand in front of her and ran off. He then got a text to go to the same coffee shop he was just at. He turned around, walked back, and saw Robin sitting there with a huge smile on her face twirling a wig between her fingers.

Fin.

I might add a last chapter. If I find time.