Chapter 3

"Home Sweet Home"

Edward's POV

Home Sweet Home. I'm home. Come on Edward, dance for me. Argh shut up. Man, my consciousness is so annoying. Yea, yeah whatever.

"Ed, are you coming or what?"

"Yes, Mya, I'm coming, I was…amm thinking and enjoying the beauty of the house" I lied.

"yeah, sure. You know what, Edward? I'm not stupid. Come on, lets go. Mom is going to kill you, I can't wait to see mom killing you." Ups… Mya is right. Mom is going to kill me. Fuck.

"Edward Cullen! If I were you, I would come in the house in this moment" That was my sweet mother. I got out of the car and looked at my friends. Fuck. They were all laughing their asses off.

"Fuck you all." I was a little scared because I know what waits for me in the house and these 7 "friends" of mine are laughing at me.

"Uouh uhu uhu, what's up, Eddy? Are you scared of mommy or what?" Emmett asked in a baby voice. Ohhh he didn't! I was about to punch him in the face because I don't like it when he calls me Eddy, but my mom called me again.

"EDWARD CULLEN. Stop whatever you were about to do and come here in this moment." Ouu man she's angry. Very angry.

"Yes mom." The moment that those words left my lips all of my "so called" friends begun to laugh.

I was about to close the door when my mom thought that it would be a good "welcome home" present if she pull my ear.

"Ouch mom…it hurts…mom stop it…really it hurts like hell…MOM." She let go of my ear but not before she pulled a little harder.

"Edward don't fucking leave again. I swear to God, if you leave again I'm going to cut your ear with the scissors! Do you hear me?"

I'm in a big trouble. I know mom is able to do this.

"Sorry mom. I promise you that I won't leave again. I missed you!" I hugged her. HEY, WAIT A MINUTE, DID MOM SAY "FUCKING" OR IT'S JUST MY IMAGINATION?

"Mom, did you just said "fucking" or is my mind playing tricks?" Her eyes "….." out and her cheeks were red. SHE SAID IT. My mother just said the F word.

"Uhohoho, you said it!" All of us were laughing.

"Ok, ok that's enough! Son, did you forget that you have also a father?" My dad. Man I missed him.

"Dad!" I hugged my dad and he hugged me. I whispered in his ear that I missed him so much and that I'm so sorry for not being the son that he wants me to be, the son that would make him proud.

"Edward, I'm proud of you. You are my son and I love you." He said. How can he be proud of me?

"Amm Edward, you know…you are exactly like your father when he was your age." My mom said with a smirk. What?

"What do you mean?" I asked.

"Esme…come on, let's not speak about this…" My dad pleaded with my mom. Hmm that should be interesting.

"Carlisle, he has to know from where he took the "womanizer genes"…so how I was saying, you Edward are exactly like your father. He was a womanizer when he was your age. So you should believe him when he says that he is proud of you, and I'm sure that he is proud because you have the courage to admit that you were a womanizer unlike him, that doesn't admit it even now, after 18 years." Mom was now in the lap of my dad. She was rubbing small circles on his hand.

"Esme I wasn't a womanizer…" my dad snorted.

"What did I tell you Edward, he doesn't want to admit it. But believe me when I say that he WAS a womanizer. And by the way… CARLISLE CULLEN, DON'T YOU DARE TO SNORT AT ME!" Mom was in the kitchen before dad could say anything.

"Ok guys, I have to go make up with your mother. Edward is good to have you home." And with that he was gone.

"Guys, I'm going to have a shower and a nap. See you later." I waved at them and was about to go in my room when I heard my sis saying the worst thing that I could ever hear.

"Amm Edward…amm I kinda invited some friends, we are just friends, it's not a party. I mean it is a party, but just with some friends." She was looking at me with puppy eyes.

"Aliceeee, that's not fair. You know that if you look at me with those eyes I can't say "No" to you. Ok, but who is coming?"

"Yeyyyy it still works! Let me tell you who is coming. I let the list here. Hmm. Oh here it is." I was in shock. A list?

"Alice you made a list?"

"Amm yeah. But shut up if you want to know who is coming.

Couples:

Me and Jasper, Rose and Emm, Irina and Paul, Leah and Collin, Angela and Ben, Jess and Mike, Quil and Renata, Embry and Chelsea, Tyler and Lauren…and the Non Couples : Mya, Ash, Kate, Alec, Jane, Demetri, Gianna, Seth, Garrett, Eric, Jared, and Brandy…uh-uh I forgot one couple Jacob and Bella, but they are not a couple, but they will be. Ammm Edward, You and Tanya also, but can I say that you are a couple for now?"

"Yeah you can defiantly say that! How many are we?" I asked and preparing my self for 40 or something like that.

"34, but I couldn't not invite all of them. They are friends Edward."

"Ok Alice. Hmm so is Ash going to come to?" I asked looking at Mya, but then looking at Emmett.

"Yeah, I think he's going to come. I heard Bella saying something about "stupid ass that doesn't know what to do with a girl". I think it was about another girl which he was suppose to go out with. I don't know. But I'm going to call Bella and ask her." And with that Emm called Bella. She said that he will come and that they will be a little late. Emm has to go to pick them up because he doesn't want her to drive in the dark.

"Ok guys I'm going home to change and I'll see you at 8. Edward nice to have you back, man." Jacob came and gave me a hug and then he left.

"Hey I'm going home too. So see you later. Bye all. Bye Mya."

"Bye Alec." Said my little sister and I was taken aback when I saw her giving him a kiss on the cheek. Mya saw my face.

"What?" She asked. It's not the time to speak about this with her.

"Nothing."