Go to my poll damn it! I've been in a very amusing mood today, which is an improvement from the other day when I was being a lazy ass and slept from 3:30 till 2:30 in the afternoon. So enjoy today's post which includes a pack sleepover, only because Bella's getting drunk to try and forget that Quil caught her and Paul sexing it up on the kitchen counter last chapter, and because I was reading Jailbait by iamtwilightobsessed. It's one of my favorites! By the way I'm sorry but school started and I've been stressing a lot. I've already been loaded with homework and tests and it's the first week luckily it's the weekend but if I don't blame the fucking teachers…

Bella

I called Charlie to see if I could stay at Paul's because we're having a pack sleepover, he said yes because tomorrow is a half-day and I'm staying all weekend so I have a long weekend with my sexy wolf.

"Someone fetch me my alcohol." I said lazily.

Quil trotted off lazily while I called the pack.

"Leah bring the vodka, 15 cases of beer, margarita mix, tequila, and pina coladas(?) stuff."

"The occasion being?"

"I need to get wasted. If you see anyone from the pack tell them to get their asses to Paul's."

"And why are we getting you wasted?"

"Quil came in and watched me and Paul getting it on." I mumbled.

She started chortling, "Ha! Well okay I love parties at Paul's so I'll make sure everyone's there."

"It's a sleepover so make sure everyone's good to go, and Leah I do mean the whole pack. No one will want to miss this."

"Can do boss!"

"Bring food supplies too!"

"Bye." she hung up and I rang Emily.

"Em."

"Yes?"

"Tell Sam to come over. Both of you we have drinks, and food."

"Ok go to Paul's?"

"Yes ma'am. It's a sleepover by the way."

"See ya there."

I hang up and text Angela and Kim.

Sleepover at Paul's. Food and drinks will be here. Everyone's coming- Bella

The replies came a few minutes later saying that they agree.

"Quil!"

"What?" A voice sounded behind me. I squealed and whirled around. He cracked up and I hit him in the balls with a phone book.

"I need you're big ass Scooby nose to track down the pack and drag them here. I've already gotten Kim, Leah, Ang, Emily, and Sam. I bet Leah told Seth and Collin since he went with them back to their place, and Jared and Embry were probably notified by Kim and Ang."

"Gotcha I'll get them." He left and I went to the kitchen to find Paul out back making hot dogs and burgers.

"I'm gonna get started on the sides and snacks." I called.

I started on the baking of the cookies, they were chocolate chip, peanut butter, and sugar cookies. I made about three sheets of each type and put them in. I started with the devil eggs and pasta salad next, once that was done I made alfredo and spaghetti. Leah and Seth came in with a shit load of food and drinks and we started organizing everything into the cabinets, fridge, and coolers.

"Seth I want you on the other grill making chicken and ribs. Leah I want you in here making your special macaroni. I'll be playing bartender and mixing drinks and labeling them."

We got to work making everything and an hour later the whole pack was here with movies, games, and extra drinks. I love pack parties. They always have food that regular sleepovers usually don't and always have more alcohol than average parties, but everyone's getting wasted and wolves can't do that until they've had a LOT of drinks.

I was working on my fifth margarita when Kim announced the dreaded words.

"Let's play a game!"

"NO! Let's not play a game! You guys will probably make me spill my guts about the time I sucked honey off Paul's dick. Or the time we fucked in the bathrooms at Wal-Mart. Or that one time that he fucked me upside down in front of a floor to ceiling mirror! Good times good times…" I remembered what I just said a minute later and slammed a hand over my mouth.

Quil tried to say something, probably tease me, but couldn't stop laughing. Damn it why the fuck am I drinking again?

"I need a drink." I murmured, my cheeks were on fire and I kept squirming around.

I came back with a cranberry vodka and decided to humor everyone.

"I'll play the game."

Kim clapped her hands and Emily fell back and cackled a lunatic. Everyone else looked at me with that look that says 'Do you really want to die?'

"You know the rules! Drinks are to be consumed at the start of each round, no sexual encounters unless said otherwise, you absolutely have to answer a truth or do a dare unless you want to kiss Billy, and lastly please have fun and by the end of this everyone should be about wasted."

We started the round with Kim who smirked and opted for asking Paul about the top five favorite or most embarrassing places we had sex at which had me blushing and him thinking before answering.

"On a boat when we went camping two weeks ago in a freaking storm with kids about twenty feet away. Or that time we fucked in the bathroom at my mom's store. Ooh! And what about in the back of the truck in front of Mike Newton. On a slide at the park. I'm just gonna name a few more that can't be left out. In Newton's with the mom about twenty feet away with me behind the counter and Bells ringing up a costumer, but then again it wasn't sex. In the room of mirrors at the carnival. And my favorite, was while cliff diving." He said wagging his brows towards the end.

My face was a bright scarlet and I snatched the bottle of vodka and drank that shit straight, loving the burn.

Quil shot up with a triumphant grin that always unnerved me but in my state it looked cooler than the mad hatters pimp hat, "I knew she was a freak! I'm so picking the shy type from now on!"

Brady sat back drinking a beer and lazily called, "My turn. Ok Quil I dare you to lick ice cream off of Seth's ass."

I cracked up at both of their terrified faces and saw a flash. I turned and saw Kim with a camera, I got up and took Paul's camcorder.

"Unless of course you'd rather have a big steamy kiss with the chief?"

Angela added in, "Just think of it. Old crusty lips, thin and cracked, his musty odor adding on to his disgusting looks." Emily and Leah acted like they were swooning from the description.

Collin decided to speak, "Those wonderful punishments he gets from Billy must be them fucking in some strange jedi way."

"Oh yeah. He gets way more punishments than the others have you noticed? But they must be fucking in the woods or some strange shit cuz the only sex I smell is me and Kate but it's faded since she cheated with Eric." Jake said.

"Yup. They're definitely fucking some place." Embry told us.

Paul piped up, "I thought I saw them behind the diner one day!"

"They're always joking with each other and giving each other seductive winks when they think no ones looking." I said.

Need more tequila or something! I spotted a nice looking bottle of long island and took a big swig.

Quil finally cracked and went to go get the tub of double chocolate chip ice cream from the freezer. I took a cookie and munched on it. He came back with a mixed look of determination and terror.

"Strip for us Sethy! Yeah! Woo look at that ass! So smooth and firm!" Me and Kim yelled. He blushed which looked odd to me cuz off his dark skin, and shimmied out of his shorts. He laid down and clenched his eyes shut.

Quilany quickly scooped the ice cream on Seth's as and Seth yelped.

"That shit's cold as fuck!"

"Take it like a man or you're gonna be the one to mouth rape Billy." Quil muttered.

He kneeled down and lapped at the ice cream and stood up so quickly I almost threw up. More food, I thought.

"I'm going to go get the rest of the barbeque chicken." I announced.

I came back a few minutes later with a piece of chicken in one hand and a cup of pina coladas in the other. I sat down beside Paul and the game continued.

"Alright," Angela said rubbing her hands together with a look of excitement, "I dare Collin to wear Kim's clothes for the rest of the game.

"What! No he might rip them! Do you see how tiny I am compared to the beast!"

"I am not a beast I resent that!"

"Just change!" Sam bellowed between chuckles. They swapped and Collin looked ridiculous.

"Me next! Ok tomorrow in the parking lot before school Quil has to do a strip tease to Barbie Girl." Jared said.

I giggled drunkenly and then it was Emily's turn.

"Bella tell us all five of your favorite positions, five best places, and five favorite things you guys used."

My words slurred as I told them, " You're a perv Em, but I'll indulge you. I looovee wolf style very sexy, I like being on top, Viennese Oyster was fun but my thighs ached for hours after. Standing up, ohh and that one time where I was just suspended in the air. Best places would be… the arcade, the movie theater." Kim interrupted.

"The movie bathrooms? That's been done."

"Not the bathrooms my little grasshopper you."

Everyone thought hard for a minute and then Leah and Angela cackled like the bitches they are with tears streaming down their cheeks.

"You…were…in…the…actual…theater!" Leah choked out.

Everyone but Paul, Leah, Ang, and I shouted, "What!"

Paul smirked and told them the story while I wandered off for some ice cream.

"Hey what does ice cream taste like on dick and boobs?"

Yeah… best fucking chapter ever! And longest I think anyways there's a link on my profile for my FictionPress account I have a story up there that I thought up at random oh and look up Jerks on that site too. It's by Duckie Chic. Awesome and chapter 22 is amazing at the end… it's a work in progress.