Itai?
A/N: Oh my Jesus! Look at those reviews! Thank you so much! Based on your reviews this has got to be the best story I have ever written! I like exclamation points! Yay! …Moving on this chapter will have flash backs and draw backs. We also have a little bonus chappie…enjoy Alaca snooch (watch Jay and Silent Bob…then you'll understand)
Quote of the chapter: "You may be special, but I'm more special than you" Sasuke (who love to flaunt his special ness. He actually said that quote by the way. Right before he went all bootleg J-rocker and kick Naruto ass to be with that molester Orochimaru)
Intermission! Attack of the flash back!
It was Friday when Haishi Hyuga was angry (but when isn't he mad?) at his younger twin brother, how dare he say his son is better! So he did what any sane (drunk) person would do. Invited the town's orphan over and tell his Nephew that he had had to play with him. Ha! Then later he would take embarrassing pictures of Neji playing with that mongrel. But for no he decided he'll look in the cabinets for some more brandy. Seeing how Kurenai was taking care of Hinata and Hanabi.
Ten year old Neji sat with his arm crossed as he glared at the nine year old blonde tard who was currently going through his things.
"Wow! That's the doll I wanted I can't believe you got that!" Naruto giggled as he picked up the angelic layer doll. It looked like a mini version of Neji. "I always wanted one but I could never afford it."
"Of course you can even afford to buy dinner." Neji said thinking aloud. Unfortunately thinking a loud also meant that everyone in the vicinity heard which happened to be Naruto. After hearing Neji's insult Naruto's bottom lip began to tremble.
"I'm sorry" Naruto said his head hanging low so that his blonde hair was covering his eyes. Neji felt bad after seeing Naruto with his head hung low.
Neji sighed, "Come on"
"What? Where?" Naruto said looking a little teary eyed. Neji grabbed his hand.
"We're going to the kitchen to make some dinner." Naruto jumped for joy as Neji spoke.
"Can I have some Ramen?" Naruto squealed, "I love Ramen!"
Neji sighed, "You're so simple to please." They walked past the kitchen and saw Neji's uncle sprawled out and drunk across the sofa.
Naruto giggled, "You're uncle's funny."
Neji resisted the urge to scoff, "If you say so."
"He so nice too" Naruto said squeezing Neji's hand. Neji felt comforted by Naruto hands. He would never admit it out loud but taking care of Naruto made him feel better, like his life had some meaning after all.
They made dinner without a hitch, but eating it was a whole different story. Naruto ate like a dog that hasn't eaten in a week; he slobbered all over the place.
"So" Naruto said as he finished slobbering, "How come you're so rich?"
"We're not that rich" Neji said being as modest as he could, but come on, "We just own a bunch of bath houses."
"Bath houses! That's awesome!" Naruto screamed and Neji shushed him.
Neji went to the living room (sala) to check on his uncle who was currently scratching his ass in his drunken mumbling something like 'I know I can last five more minutes just give me a chance.' Neji shuddered like he wished he never heard that.
"Let's go to the bath house" Naruto said happily in a hushed tone.
"Why?" Neji said. Sure Naruto's eating like a pig but he didn't look that dirty.
"Because I never been to one." Naruto said feeling a bit down but he didn't show it, "I and Haku can't afford to go to a bath house and we don't have a bath in our house. We just use-"
"Its okay" Neji said, "We'll go to just go to the bath house right now." Neji DID NOT want to know how Naruto took baths. After all who needs all that information anyway? They went to the private bath house which was connected to the house. It was tradition Japanese bath house which look awesome, like a little temple. It was really brought out due to the forest scene of Boston (that's right bitches America!).
"This is awesome!" A naked Naruto screamed as he jumped up and down in the bath.
"Just don't drown" Neji said glaring as he tried to submerge up to his nose in the water. It was kind of hard to do seeing how there was a blonde idiot jumping around causing unnecessary waves.
"Could you stop that" Neji asked, well he more like demanded it.
Naruto was still jumping and unfazed by Neji's tone, "Why?"
"Because the bath house is for bathing and relaxing. Not for jumping around like an idiot." Neji said in a snooty manor.
"Awe come on Nej" Naruto squealed, "The water is so much fun! What's the whole pint of taking a bath with out the fun?"
Neji left eyes was twitching like it was about to fly of his head and attack Naruto, "First of all Never call me 'Nej'". Naruto giggled at that, "Second of all I would assume the point of taking a bath would be to clean your body of dirt."
Naruto pouted, "You sound like an old man" Neji scoffed at that comment. Naruto unleashed a feral grin as he thought of an idea. Neji was too busy acting haughty to notice, "Maybe it time for you to clear your head!"
Before Neji could comment Naruto jumped on his back and dumped Neji in the water.
All Neji could think, of while Naruto was jumping on his back was 'That little retard.'
Soon they were having an all out water fight. They splashed each other. Which made absolutely no sense seeing as how they were in water anyway; but something changed in Neji that day that day. He actually smiled and had fun. He was basically treated worse then Hinata because he didn't inherit anything so he wasn't notice. Finally someone noticed him. From then on every Friday Neji looked forward to have bath house fun time with Naruto, until the Hyugas moved away but that's a different flash back.
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Present time
The next few days came and went without a problem, well except for a few darkening clouds in the sky but nobody really seemed to care about that. Naruto did look stunning with the blue and white school uniform. He did attract a few fan girls/boys but most of them were shy and they like to hide behind trees so Naruto never really noticed them. Iruka observed the blonde who was talking was practicing with his fellow cheerleaders. They're up to something he can feel it. Hopefully it won't be as bad as the Hyuga panty incident.
"Yo, Iruka," The brunette nearly jumped out of his skin when he heard Kakashi. He turned his head to fin the sliver haired man. He didn't want Kakashi to think he was a perv for staring at his students.
"Y-you shouldn't sneak up on people like that" Iruka said trying to calm his heart. He had long ago accepted his feelings for the lazy bastard, but decided not to tell him until he knew for sure that he liked him back.
It was weird at first. Iruka also thought himself to be a straight man. He went on a couple of dates before but they never went through. He just didn't feel anything for them. But then two years ago the new Liberian/ coach for the soccer team changed everything.
"Sorry" Kakashi said snapping Iruka out of his thoughts.
"It's all right." Iruka walked back to his desk to grade papers.
"I actually came in here for some advice." Kakashi was feeling a bit embarrassed.
Iruka beamed, "Really?"
"Yeah well" Kakashi scratched the back of his sliver-grey head. "Seeing as you're a handsome and all you could probably get whoever you wanted."
"I am!" By now Iruka was bursting inside. He felt his heart cracking and light pouring out.
"Well there's this waitress I want to take out and I was hoping you could give me a few pointers." With that Iruka felt his heart explode and the shards cut up his insides
"Really" Iruka said sounding very apathetic. He just felt like running out of the building like a pink haired teen that had just been rejected by her crush for the 100th time.
"Yeah well what do you think I should do?"
"Well" Iruka felt like saying 'who gives a flying fuck about that stupid crack head bitch when you got someone like me who can clean your house and won't complain if you get a little rough.' He didn't say what he felt. Instead he put on a smile and said, "Just tell her how you feel and ask her out. No need to beat around the bush. I'm sure she'll say yes." Yeah, this advice coming from a man who been had crushing for over two years and didn't have the balls to confess.
"Thanks Iruka" Kakashi patted him on the back. Iruka smiled and blushed as he watched Kakashi wave goodbye and leave the room.
As soon as he left Iruka groaned and banged his head on the table. He felt two sensations; the first one was the pain in his forehead from it being banged on the table. The second was the ghost sensation of Kakashi hand on his shoulder.
A/N: This chapter was originally longer but I cut it into two because I didn't want it to be too long and I didn't know when I would be finish. You can blame my fucking wankerass teachers those perro putos are ruining my life cries in corner Thanks for all your reviews by the way. I didn't expect this to be so popular.