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" Hello, Rory!" Miss Patty called to me from her banister, and I felt a bit of ease in my stomach. She couldn't know about Jess and I, could she? Nobody even knew he was in town yet. Well, some people didn't know. But Mom had to find out soon enough, right? She hasn't been very social lately. The Inn is swamped and Grandma is wearing her down to add a spa to the Inn, and I think she's going to. " So, what's new in your romantic life?" Miss Patty asked with a mischevous grin. Oh no.

" Patty, don't tell anyone!" I begged, knowing that half the town already knows.

" My lips are sealed!" Miss Patty grinned. I knew she already told Babette, which equals the entire town knowing that me and Jess were in Miss Patty's all alone, on her yoga mats, since we didn't move them back after we dragged them out of a stack. Crap! They already went crazy when Dean kissed me in broad daylight. I better go tell Lorelai.

" Mom?" I yelled, hoping she was home.

" I''m in here with Babette." Oh no.

" HI, doll!" Babette didn't tell Mom yet. There's always a look on Lorelai's face when she's not happy about something. And she hates Jess.

" Mom, there are some messages for you. And Grandma left half of them," I said, in a hope to make Mom leave the room.

Mom left in a second. " Babette, don't tell her!" I hissed, praying that Babettte wouldn't mention Jess.

" You can do that. I just needed some milk for my baby," Babette said.

" Milk is bad for cats!" I told her.

" She likes it. Bye dolls!" Babette yelled, then walked out the door.

" My mother makes Kirk say, ' No one's that annoying.'" Mom complained.

It was time to tell her. Especially since I was going to Philadelphi with Jess in five days. Friday night to Sunday night. " Guess who's back in town!" I said cheerfully, trying to make Mom happy.

" The boys are back!" She yelled, feinting excitement.

" Jess," I said, with slightly less enthusiasm.

" Did you see him?" She asked. " Did he hurt you again? Why doesn't he just stay away? He was doing fine in Philadelphia, but he had to come back."

" Mom, he's my friend." And I probably should tell her we made out in Miss Patty's.

" I know." She said. " I just think it's better if he stays away."

" Actually," I'm putting myself in a grave right now. She's going to flip. " Actually, he's going back to Philadelphia for the weekend. And I think I'm going to go wtih him."

"Oh." She said. And that was it.