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Debate Four: Three Mutalisks and a Queen , Three High Templar and an Archon, Three Wraith drivers and two Tank pilots
Book-Master: Rubs foot Pats head Grabs towel
hello and welcome back to the show. I'm Jerry Springer and I hope your
enjoying it so far.
Things are more tense then ever in the Starcraft world and if you were with us last time you'll know that even I am a victim of this rampage
Ambulances carrying off dead bodies in background
Book-Master: OK, lets start off. So how does it feel to be a High templar?
High Templar2: Well we quiet enjoy it don't we guys
High Templar1: Oh yes, We just lloooovvveeee not being able to have sex anymore
Book-Master: I see and whys that
High Templar3: Unfortunately when you become a High Templar they make you a eunuch
Book-Master: On the other hand, I didn't need that info…
Tank Pilot1: SEE GUYS, I KNEW THEY DIDNT HAVE ANY BALLS!
High Templar2: YOU SHUT UP YOU MORON. AT LEAST WE CAN ATTRACT WOMEN!
Mutalisks just stare at them without interest
All: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU STARING AT SLIMY?
Mutalisks 1 2 3: RAAAAAHHHHH RAHHHHHHHHHH ARGHHHHH ARGHHHH RAAHHHHH!
Translator: You'll swallow your words you bastard pig eating ball less freaks!
Tank pilot1: WHY YOU LITTLE PRICKS!
Book-Master: OH, shit!
Book-Master hides under chair
Audience: GO! GO! GO! GO! GO!
Mutalisks 2: RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
Translator: THAT'S IT I DRAW THE LINE HERE, I AM GOING ON VACATION!
Tank pilots jump in tanks
Tank pilots 1 2: GO TO HELL BASTARDS!
Mutalisks 2: RRRRRAAAAAAAHHHH AAAAAHHHHHHH!
Mutalisks 2 dies
Queen infests tank pilot 2
tank pilot2: I will obey your command
Queen: RRRRRRRAAAAAHHHHHH Growls
Tank pilot 2 kills Wraith driver 2 and 3
Tank pilot 1 kills Tank pilot 2 and High Templar3
High Templar: Book-Master HOW CAN WE STOP THIS?
Book-Master: I DONT KNOW!
Knocking on door
All stop
Knocking again
High Templar 1 goes and opens door
Jehovah Witness: Have you given any thought to the kingdom of heaven?
High Templar1: WHAT?
Jehovah Witness: The end is near, YOU MUST REPENT!
Book-Master: Oh God! I have nut less Templar killing zerg in here and I have a nutcase Jehovah witness outside!
High Templar1: OH SHUT UP YOU!
Jehovah Witness YOU MUST REPENT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
High Templar 1 kills Jehovah Witness
Battle continues
Book-Master: WELL BBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME! HOPEFULLY!
FOR ULTIMATE DEBATE, WHERE I HERE THERE'S A SURPRISE!
Audience: GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO!
Book-Master: OOOOWWWWWWW! YOU DIDNT HAVE TO THROW THAT SLUSHY AT ME YOU AHOLE!
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