Chapter 4-The Pokemon

Oh, and before I start this next chappy, I want you all to know this story is also called Neji and the Yanmega. It's a joke Sakura will eventually make. Don't ask. PLEASE. For Neji's sake. AND…BEGIN!

"What's that?" Neji asked, pointing to the Piplup.

"A Piplup," answered Dawn.

"You hurt your what?!" Neji asked, confused.

"IT'S A STUPID D POKEMON!!! F YOU!" Dawn was seriously tired of Neji at this point.

"Wow. You sound like Kankuro," Sakura commented. She had dated him once. Let me point out the once part. Clearly.

"Okay. It's a Pokemon. I get it. Sheesh," Neji said.

"There's also Chimchar, and Turtwig." Professor Rowan said, pointing to the Pokemon in turn to the two Pokemon in turn and purposefully blocking out the three young idiots.

"I still can't believe these things can fight…" Neji muttered to himself as he examined the three.

"IWANTTHECHIMCHARIT'SSOCUTEANDAWSOME!!!!!!" Sakura screamed.

"Umm…okay…" said Professor Rowan, handing her the Chimchar and its pokeball.

"And Neji?" Dawn asked, still mad at him.

"I don't really want one," Neji said.

"I DON'T CARE!!!! YOU'VE PED ME OFF AND NOW YOUR GETTING A POKEMON NO MATTER WHAT I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK PICK ONE!" Dawn shrieked.

"No," said Neji, a bit annoyed with her, too. 'That'll get her mad for sure!'

"Neji! I can see your thoughts. You're not getting under my skin, and that's that!"

'How can they do that?!?!' Neji cried inwardly. "Fine. I'll take…a Turt-"

Neji never got to finish his sentence, because a Yanma flew above his head and knocked the Turtwig over. Then, in desperation, the Turtwig attacked the Yanma by using Razor Leaf and, instead of knocking out the Yanma, it missed and knocked over the Piplup, Sakura and the Chimchar, and almost all the priceless antiques and paintings in Professor Rowan's office.

"Stop!" Professor Rowan cried, literally. He was really crying.

Suddenly, the Yanma stopped attacking everything. It flew out of the window, but it had a small, brown-clothed package in its claws. "Huh? What's that?" Neji asked as he noticed the package. He quickly used his byakugan. It looked like…some sort of liquid substance!

"NO! IT'S STEALING THE URANIUM!!!!!!!" Professor Rowan screeched into the night.

Sakura, Neji, and Dawn all looked at him inquisitively. "Uranium?" Sakura asked. Even she had never heard of it before.

"It's…a…ummm…project that I've been working on," replied Professor Rowan.

"It looked like some sort of rock, possibly a new element," explained Neji, who had been using his Byakugan the whole time.

"NOOOO!!!!! NOW YOU'VE RUINED ME AND MY EVIL PLOT!!!!" cried Professor Rowan.

"Umm," said Sakura. "We really wouldn't have known you were doing an evil plot before you mentioned that."

"Oh," he said, regaining his intelligence, posture, and everything in between. "Umm…could you…just forget about it then?"

"Now I really don't want a Pokemon, especially from him," stated Neji, rather bluntly.

"I agree, actually," replied Dawn.

Neji was frozen by that statement for about ten minutes after that.

"Although, we should capture that Yanma before that Uera-whatsit goes and blows up the world or whatever," said Dawn said.

"It's Uranium," corrected Sakura.

"Whatever. Hey, what are we gonna do about Old Maniac Professor here?" Dawn asked.

"Just please turn the other way for a sec," implored Sakura.

Dawn did, and could hear smashing noises, a small yelp, and then all was quiet. Dawn turned around to find 'Old Maniac Professor' all tied up on his own private chair! "Classic," Dawn told Sakura. "Yet, a bit showoffy."

"Oh, come on! I've always wanted to do that!" They both laughed as they left the room to find the Yanma.

"Hey, aren't we forgetting something?" Sakura asked, although unable to figure out what that specific thing was.

"Uh, I think so, but I can't place my finger on it!"

"You guys looking for me?" asked a strangled voice.

"Oh! Neji! That's what we were looking for…" Dawn's voice faded away as she realized what happened.

"YOU DIE, DAWN!!!!" screamed Neji, who tripped over himself, still stiff from being frozen.

"Um, don't we have something more important to do?" Sakura asked the two idiots.

"Oh, yeah!" Dawn exclaimed, coming back to reality.

"Right," said Neji, who looked like catastrophe in essence. Of course, it made sense, because not only had he just fallen over, he had been:

attacked by a Yanma,

attacked by Dawn, who wanted him dead,

and, worst of all, just got over the fact that Dawn actually agreed with him on purpose.

So he had reason to look that way.

"Well, maybe Neji should stay here," noted Sakura.

"NO! You two stay here, and I'll search for the Yanma and Uranium myself." Nothing could tarnish Neji's reputation while he still lived to do something about it.

"Oh…kay? I guess Dawn and I will go watch Professor Rowan." Sakura was concerned about Neji's sudden change in attitude.

"No! I'm not staying on the sidelines to watch Old Crazy Urana-whatsit guy. I'm going with Neji!" Dawn cried.

This could be catastrophic doom…but just keep reading and keep good, happy posts!!!!

-is in danger of Neji's unhappy wrath-

-Neji- DIE FLAMES!!!

Okay? Well, see ya next chapter!

Next chapter-

Hunt For Yanma—and friendship!