The Goddess and Me

Chapter 4

It was raining on a Sunday. Madoka looked upset and I just played Super Smash Bros. on the 3DS. Madoka thought about changing the weather, but it might be a bad idea. Though I asked Madoka a question.

Me: Hey Madoka.

Madoka: Yes.

Me: With all the power that you have and how you sometimes us it at our advantage, don't you think that there is some rich guy out there who might be interested in us?

Madoka: Since I can predict the future, I believe so and he will appear right about... now.

Suddenly a helicopter flew by my house and tear up the wall. A boy that is about 13 appeared before me. He wore a buisness suit and has geled hair. His sunglasses just makes him look silly instead of mature. He walked down and got close to Madoka.

The rich boy: So you must be this so called goddess that I heard of. I've read books and done my research. Now that I found you, I will make you mine.

Madoka: No!

The boy prepared some sort of ritual and it restrained Madoka preventing her from using some her powers. That sucks, but I am not that stupid to just stand there and let that happen like some people that I know of.

Me: Madoka! You should've have done something to prevented this to begin with.

Madoka: I got distracted.

Me: Just give me a f*&#in gun!

Madoka instead gave me a Master Sword. Whatever. I like Zelda. I slashed the kid in the back and then he stopped his ritual and used his hand to hand combat against. I know that he is younger than me, but he can handle it.

Me slashing: You... Fag-got!

The boy then slaps me lightly and it was painful. It was overbearing. Madoka was somewhat freed and shot an arrow that knocked him out, but not kill him. Madoka then went up to the kid and gave him to his minions. The helicopter left.

Madoka cleaned up the place and something tells me that it won't be the last time I will ever see that guy. Why did he went after us? Well sadly the writer of this fanfiction is having a brain fart thus making him run out of ideas for the story so whatever.

Madoka: I know he'll come back.

Me: Next time we see him, we'll kill him.

Madoka: We shouldn't kill him. Its wrong.

Me: Well if this fan fiction going to be those type of stories where we have to face him in ever chapter then we will have people bitch about us like they did to Phineas and Ferb.

Madoka: There has to be another way. I could change his mind, but that's just as wrong too. I need to think of a way to not kill or harm the boy in anyway.

Me: How about we make this bet? If the kid is plans to attack us again and do something as stupid as taking over the world, I will take him out.

Madoka: I understand. Even though I can predict the future, I see the boy fated for a tragic end. Though he seems to be the type of person that you will never feel bad for.

Me: We might have to wait then.

I really don't want to deal with the redundant crap that might come up soon with a kid having his parents dead or tragic past and blah blah blah. Writer! Make something new.

Just as I predicted, the kid returns while I was watching an episode of Kill la Kill. That anime was awesome! Though Madoka hated the nude scenes which I also kind of agree with her. Never the less, it was awesome.

Rich boy: Greetings fools, I am Sir Jasper A. Phagod the X and I am here to collect your goddess.

Me: Okay just cut the crap and tell me what's your evil plan.

Jasper: Well I was going to summon your goddess here so that I can change the world in my image, but my book of gods was taken from me by some thief and sold it somewhere. Santa Ana seems to be where the book is at.

Me: When you mean by in your own image, you meant you ruling the world as a god and in order to do so you need to absorb Madoka.

Jasper: Yes.

Me: You know, some people would let you live and you will appear again over and over. We could make a show about that with what? Three seasons perhaps. Well, I'm not like some people.

Suddenly a bunch of chains wrapped around the boy and a bunch of guns appear out of nowhere shooting the boy to death. I'm not doing all of this so I didn't kill him. A bunch of swords slash the boy into pieces. Some may find this glorious, while others may find it creepy.

You may say that this is totally underdeveloped, but at least I saved your time and mines from dealing with this jerk for like a chapters.

Madoka came and looked at the mess. She was disgusted and was shocked to see the remains of the jerk. She held up her hand up to her mouth and looked at me. She then said.

Madoka: Is... this why you asked me for all that... metal stuff?!

Me: Yeah.

Madoka: Why did you kill him?!

Me: He was going to take over the world and it was going to drag on. I don't want that guy to be my nemesis. For the record, I didn't do anything, the weapons did that on their own.

Madoka: Murdering is not always the answer. In fact, I'm a goddess for crying out loud. I can alter the guy's memories to stop him from doing anything bad.

Me: Then why didn't you do it to begin with.

Madoka: I got distracted.

Me: You know for a goddess, you often forget to do something consistant.

Madoka: Its not easy being me and I only started this job for about six to seven months already.

Madoka then revives Jasper with no memory about what happened and teleported him home.

Me: Well right now, is there anyone coming this way to get you?

Madoka: Yeah.

A bunch of obvious evil guys then came into my house all together. I simply stared at them and said.

Me: How many of you guys are here to absorb Madoka's powers?

All of them raised their hands.

Me: Now how many of you have some sort of sad background story?

All of them raised their hands.

Me: Madoka, sick them.

Madoka then concentrated and all the bad guys had forgotten about why they came to my house and left.

Me: Now wasn't that too hard.

Madoka: You think being a god is easy, why don't you try it?

Me: I would gladly.

Madoka: If you did have powers then what will you do?

Me: Have Hell on Earth 2015.

Madoka: What?

Me: Oh its just an epic name for an epic party that is annual for epic proportions and its one of the most epic parties ever with only epic people being invited.

Madoka: What sort of food will you provide?

Me: A bunch of everything.

Madoka: Bigger than I thought. Next, say you have a supernatural disaster in the universe, what will you do?

Me: Be all like "I'm one big mother f*#$er and you will do as I say." and all of that crap will be over.

Madoka: It doesn't work that way.

Me: Not with that attitude.

Madoka: Not with any attitude.

Me: Whose the one who let you stay until you can go home?

Madoka has lost. She just sat on the couch and looked really upset. I really did it this time. I screw up my chance to make her love me.

Me: Madoka, baby. I'm sorry. Its just that I just thought that some of the crap that we being through could be fixed easily with your powers.

Madoka: Erik, remember what Spiderman said?

Me: Yeah. "With great power, comes great responsibility."

Madoka: Being me is fun and all, but you have to be careful. You might even destroy the universe.

Me: I can't believe that I forgot about that line for a while.

Madoka: I know that its a drag, but I have to not use my powers a lot.

Me: Fine, but a mundane life is just so boring.

Madoka: Everything we have been doing in this fanfiction is either stupid or boring.

Me: Fine, we won't have any killing involve. At least let me shoot someone if we were to get into those situations where we have to have a fight.

Madoka: Fine.

Well that settles it. My parents aren't home and my sister is asleep so there wasn't any big problems in the house. Madoka just helped clean up the whole mess and we both spend the rest of the Sunday watching anime.

Madoka seem to be worried even though there a funny moment in the episdoe we watched. What could it mean? Does Cthulhu have something to do with it? All I know is that Madoka can sense something f*%^ up coming this way in the future.

For now, I'll wish for a Pokemon for a pet in the next chapter.

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Well currently, Homura is at a clinic getting ready for her surgury. The doctor for some reason wore a mask and a black cloak like the middle ages during the Black Plague.

Doctor: I assure you Miss. Akemi that I will cure you of the disease.

Homura: I only came to have my voice fixed.

Doctor: Could be a symptom I suppose? Let the operation commence.

The doctor started to mutilate Homura's throat and started to give the magical girl a shot. It was so nasty that I can't describe it. After a while, the Doctor is done.

Doctor: I hope you feel better Miss. Akemi.

Homura: No, you made my voice worse.

Homura's voice now sound like a British gentleman.

Doctor: Oh no! You see to be uncurable.

Well I wanted to tell you all that the Doctor was literally the Plague Doctor or SCP-049. Yeah ironic huh.

Plague Doctor: Miss. Akemi, as you leave, don't spread your disease to the ones that are cured.

Homura walked down a hall filled with a bunch of zombie like people that will attack her everytime she get near them. The girl would simply shoot them down. Homura now has to find another way to restore her voice.

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Notes* Sorry for taking so long in this. I know it seems redundant, but I had school and finals. I'm also starting to run out of ideas. I might make a part 2 or something later, and before that I would make other stories. For now, expect a hiatus or the story going to end soon.

The story would come back, just not as quickly and yes I know that this chapter is shorter than the other chapters.

I thought that I can be creative with this, but alas, I thought wrong.