Ten Twilight Excuses For Not Doing What Your Parents Tell You To-
The classic – well it's not irritable grizzly...
Alice says that isn't in my future, and you never bet against Alice!
No, I can't tidy my room. Why? Well there isn't anyone hiding in my closet if that's what you mean (an Edward reference, sorry if that was confusing)
I was on my way home, but then I saw a silver Volvo, and I had to wait to see who owned it before I could go anywhere
I can't wash the dishes, the last time I washed the dishes Jacob sliced his hand open!
I can't do my homework now, I have to research it first. The topic? The vampire wars of the south of course
Edward's cooking skills make me feel inadequate, so much so that I can never make dinner again
Renesmee's made me idealise toddlers, so if you make me babysit, you're sure to disappoint me
I don't need to do chores for pocket money, the Cullen's will loan me some!
I had to stay out late, I saw Twilight and was so dazzled I had to see it again, and again, and again...