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Two-Face liked to make him beg.

Edward groaned through clenched teeth. A pair of lips found his; one half rough and scarred, the other half equally rough in nature but smooth in texture. Blunt nails dragged down Edward's back; he gasped against Two-Face's bifurcated mouth.

"God damn," he hissed, grinding his hips down onto those of the former DA. Two-Face groaned, his hands—having found their way to Edward's hips—holding him in place as he thrust. Edward clutched his shoulders, breath shuddering in the heat.

"I'm… close," he gasped out. Two-Face's pace slowed almost instantly. Edward groaned. He tried to move but strong hands held him. He glared into the grinning face…faces.

"Come on," he groaned.

"You know how it works."

"No."

"No?"

"I won't," Edward hissed, squirming. Two-Face rolled his pelvis; stars popped in Edward's eyes. He yelped, a shudder going up his spine.

"Won't you? We could stay like this all day, We don't mind." purred his partner. He shook his head, biting his lip against the plea that rose in his throat. Two-Face began to slowly pull out of him, teasing, coaxing. Edward cried out in need, burying his face in Two-Face's shoulder.

"God…Dammit," he choked out. Two-Face rammed his hips forward; Edward cried out again, his fists twisting in the shirt Two-Face was still wearing. His resolve crumbled.

"…please…" he whispered, voice muffled by hot fabric.

"What was that?" A hand in his hair, tugging his head back to get them face to face to face. He whimpered, lust fogging his brain.

"Please!" Two-Face lowered his head, nipping at the sensitive skin at the base of Edward's neck.

"Please what?" Edward squirmed, tears welling in his eyes. God, the need!

"p-Please," he whimpered, the one word drawn out in desperation, "please, for God's sake—"

Another little jerk of Two-Face's hips and he screamed, the desperation, the need, almost physically painful.

"Please fuckme!"

Two-Face smirked, pounding in deep now, Edward clutching his shoulders as he writhed in ecstasy.

"Oh God, you're—" He couldn't finish. He simply screamed as the spot within him lit up, electricity shooting through him as he came, feeling Two-Face beneath him tense and liquid heat spill inside.

And then everything was haze, exhaustion combining with gravity and flinging him to the floor. Edward simply lay there, panting.

A strong arm planted itself next to him, and Two-Face leaned over him to whisper in his ear.

"What do we say?"

"…thank you…"