... JW is here... yet again with HP CONFESSIONS. Whoo...?
Wierdgirl: Aw... What's the matter?
JW: ... Nothing... Goes back to being EMO.
T-BOE: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gasps for breath.
Wierdgirl: pokes JW
JW: Acts like she has a seizure.
T-BOE: Neat! pokes jw
JW: squirms
Hermione: ... Is JW ok?
Ron: I don't like the look of this...
Harry: Maybe you Should stop poking her...
Voldemort: WHO CARES?!?!?!?! LET'S POKE!!!! Pokes JW
JW: Stands and heads towards EMO corner.
Wierdgirl: ... JW does not own Harry Potter or his friends or ' The internet is for porn' from Avenue Q. She only praises it...
Victem 4... Hermione!!!!!!
Knock on door.
JW: Being EMO
Knocks again
JW: Still ignoring door
Banging on door with stick
T-BOE: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
JW: STOP YELLING AT ME!!!! YOUR SO MEAN!!!!! Crying in corner.
Door opens.
Hermione: I'll just let myself in.
Wierdgirl: Hiya Hermione!
Hermione: Hi... Looks at JW Are you sure she's OK?
T-BOE: Pff... She's never been better. Right JW oh buddy of mine!!! slaps JW on the back.
JW: STOP PICKING ON ME!!!!! Cries
Wierdgirl: That wasn't very nice!
Hermione: Will it make you feel better if I told you my secret?
JW: ... Maybe...
Hermione: OK! Well I actually ... Hate. Books. With a passion...
Wierdgirl: Gasps Hermione Granger... That.. That... That can't be true.
Hermione: It's True!!! I burnt my first book. I only pretended to be this bookworm so... blushes
T-BOE: So...
Wierdgirl: So...
Hermione: ... Never mind. I told you my secret already.
Wierdgirl: NO!!! TELL US!!!!!!!! JW WANTS YOU TO TELL US!!!!!!!! Points to JW accidentally poking her.
JW: WHY DO YOU PEOPLE HATE ME?!?!?! Runs out of room.
Wierdgirl: T-BOE! You made her cry!
T-BOE: I don't know what's wrong with her...
Hermione: Maybe she was raped recently...
All: 0.o
Hermione: What?! That could be it!
T-BOE: Or she has unrequited love at her heels!
Hermione: Hey just like me-... Never mind. I said too much...
Wierdgirl: What? You mean your unrequited love for Ron? Everyone knows that!
Hermione: Blushes like a maniac. They do?!
Wierdgirl: Yeah. It's obvious!
T-BOE: Exactly. Now... Do you really hate books?
Hermione: Yes...
T-BOE: Then how are you so smart?
Hermione: Bursts into song.
The internet is really, really great...
Snape: Looks through door
FOR PORN! Runs.
Hermione: ...
I've got a fast connection, so I don't have to wait...
Snape: FOR PORN!
Hermione: There's always some new site-
Snape: FOR PORN!
Hermione: I browse all day and night-
Snape: FOR PORN!
Hermione: Turning her head to look at the door
It's like I'm serfing at the speed of light...
Snape: Jumps inside
FOR PORN!
Hermione: Professer!
Snape: Starts lame dance
THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN!
Hermione: Professer!
Snape: The internet is for porn...
Hermione: ... What are you...
Snape: Why do you think the net was born? Porn, porn PORN!
Hermione: PROFESSER!!!
Snape: ... Hello Granger...
Hermione: YOU ARE RUINING MY SONG!!!!
T-BOE: throws popcorn at snape.
Snape: Sorry, I didn't know...
Hermione: Well, can you leave the room so I can finish...?
Snape:Leves the room and steps on something
JW: WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME!!?!?!?!?!?!
Hermione: I'm glad we have this new technology...
Snape: Sticks head in door For po- Sorry...
Hermione: Which gives us untold oppertunaties...
Snape: For p-...
Hermione: From your own desktop... Looks at door
Snape: ...
Hermione: You can reserch, browse, and shop Looks
Snape:...
Hermione: Untill you've had enough and your ready to stop-
Snape: Jumps in
FOR PORN!
Hermione: PROFESSER!
Snape: The internet is for porn!
Hermione: NO!
Snape: THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN!
Hermione: Professer!
Snape: I'm up all night for honking me horn to porn, PORN, PORN!
Hermione: THAT"S GROSS!
Wierdgirl: YOUR A PERVERT!
T-BOE: Throws popcorn at snape
Snape: ...sticks, stones, and popcorn FF writer.
T-BOE: She's right... YOUR A PERVERT!
Wierdgirl: NORMAL PEOPLE don't sit at home looking at porne all day.
Snape: ... YOU HAVE NO IDEA! REDY NORMAL PEOPLE!?
Four guys: READY!
Snape: Let me hear it!
ALL BOYS: THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN!
guy 3: Sorry Tash...
ALL BOYS: THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN!
guy 3: On my Macintosh.
Snape: All these guys unzip their flies for
All boys: PORN PORN PORN! Porn... PORN-
Hermione: HOLD ON A MINUTE!!!!!! I happen to know that YOU, Lucious Malfoy,check your portfolio and trade stocks online.
Lucious: That's correct
Wierdgirl: and Colin, you buy things on Sure!
T-BOE: and Lupin keeps selling his possesions on E-BAY.
Lupin: Yes I do!
JW: and Crabbe, you sent me that disgusting threat to kill all mankind if I don't eat a sock?
Snape: Oh girls, what do you think we do After that? Hmmm?
All four girls: Think about it EWWWWW!!!!
Boys: THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN!
JW: GROSS!!!
Boys: THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN!
Wierdgirl: I hate Porn!
Snape: Grab your dick and double click for
T-BOE: I hate you men!
Boys: PORN PORN PORN!!!! PORN! PORN!
Hermione: I"M LEAVING!
Snape: The Internet is for
Snape, Lucious, and Lupin: Internet is for
All Boys: INTERNET IS FOR PORN!
JW: SEE WHY I'M EMO!?!? THEY DID THIS THIS MORNING! RIGHT AFTER I GOT MY MOCHA FROM STARBUCKS!
JW here. I am very sad that J.K. Rowling had ended the book series. So I wrote this to swear my allegience to Harry Potter.
I Journal Writer 789, Being of sound mind and body, promice to be true to Harry potter, J.K Rowling, and the United states of America with liberty and Justice for all.
If you feel the same, Put your name insted of mine and post it on your Bio.