Wow, a long time since I added to this, ne?Well, here it is, enjoy !^_^
Fun With Fire: Part 4-Oh No!!
By:Ozonebaby
"Awwww hell, Talpa...we didn't MEAN to do it!" Dais whined. Then, Talpa's booming
voice took them all over.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN!!!!!THERE'S NO WAY YOU COULD'VE
ACCIDENTALLY SENT A LETTER TO MY MOTHER TELLING HER TO VISIT!!!" Talpa
took a breath. "Now she's coming... I haven't repainted the guest quarters, I haven't given the
three headed dog a bath, I didn't have that ring cleaned out of the tub, I haven't got those Ronin
armors, AND I haven't washed the Batmobile...WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW??!!"
"Errr...batmobile?" Anubis questioned, putting his hand up. Talpa glared at him.
"DON'T EVER TALK BACK TO ME, RED!!! Now, Sekhmet...go clean up your snake
droppings. I told you, if you were to have a pet..." Talpa paused and looked around the room for
the familiar green head. "WHERE"S SEKHMET???"
"That's another thing..."Kayura commented, already wincing at what she expected was to
follow.
"Damnit, what could POSSIBLY be worse??"Talpa sighed.
"Nubie cooked Sekh's plushie." Dais replied with a grin. How could he POSSIBLY turn
up a moment to get Anubis in trouble? Anubis got ready to give him a raspberry, but was silenced
once again by the Big Man.
"MR.WIGGLES????" Talpa gasped.
"err...yes." Anubis said sheepishly.
"I GOT THAT FOR HIM FOR CHRISTMAS IN '57!!!YOU KNOW HOW MUCH
THAT THING WOULD BE WORTH???" Talpa wailed, and then rambled on.
"You got HIM a plushie and all you gave me was a gift certificate for the Gap?" gasped
Kayura, exasperated. "Geez, I have better taste than to shop THERE. Why if I was shopping for
me...!"She also rambled. Anubis shook his head at all the meaningless babble and turned to Dais.
"Hey Dais."
"Yeahhh..." He didn't look at Anubis, he was too busy staring at Kayura's *ahem* assets.
Anubis scowled at him, but continued anyway.
"When did you send that letter to his Ma?"
"Hmm..about a month ago...I think."
"Are you sure?"
Dais thought for a moment. "Yeah...positive. Because that was the day that we were pissed at
Talpa for taping over "X-Files" with his stupid "Dawson's Creek" marathon."
"Ah yeah...that's right...jeez....what a jerk."Anubis scowled. All of a sudden, they all were
silenced with the all-too-familiar-get-your-kids-and-run-to-the-nearest-bomb-shelter voice.
"HELLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!TALPIE-BUNS!!MUM-MUM IS HERE!!!"
the shrill voice echoed through the corridors. Everyone froze, and a noticeable sweatdrop
appeared on Talpa's face-mask.
"Oh, god have mercy..."
***
Meanwhile, back on Earth...
The day had dawned bright over Mia's mansion. Rowen sat up on his bedsheets,
voluntarily, and stared at the clock.
"Hmm...noon...well, the early bird gets the worm!" He smiled to himself and jumped out
of bed, sliding into his slippers and waltzing out of the room. He was stopped by Mia, looking a
bit worried. "What's up Mia?" He yawned while scratching his tangled mass of blue hair.
"Have you seen Ryo?"She asked, scanning the room. Rowen's face grew into a wide grin,
but he kept himself from laughing out loud.
"No, Mia...Haven't seen him." he chuckled. "I'm sure he'll turn up sooner or later." He
said with little spurts and snorts of laughter escaping. Mia looked at him quizzically.
"What's so funny? This is a serious matter!"
"Oh, nothing... I was..erm...thinking of the dream I had...yeah...that's it." Rowen
managed. Mia frowned at him.
"Alright...well, if you find him, let me know."
"Sure thing." Rowen grinned again. Mia left to go search Ryo's room for any clues, while
Rowen slid down the stairs and into his runnig shoes. He wasn't even gonna bother getting
dressed, boxers and a T-shirt were appropriate enough for a jog. He slipped out the door and
started runnig down the worn driveway. About halfway down, he stopped at an enormous tree.
With a lucifer-esque grin playing on his lips, he looked up on the top branch of the tree. There,
hanging in an oversized potato bag was something...a person maybe...yes..this was a person..and
Rowen was proud of his work...he grinned as he noticed that not all of the jet black hair had fallen
out, like he would have expected a singing like THAT would've done. The bag wriggled, and
made some kind of struggling noises. Rowen gave a little snort of laughter (and a little pride in
that too) and continued on his merry way.
Fun With Fire: Part 4-Oh No!!
By:Ozonebaby
"Awwww hell, Talpa...we didn't MEAN to do it!" Dais whined. Then, Talpa's booming
voice took them all over.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN!!!!!THERE'S NO WAY YOU COULD'VE
ACCIDENTALLY SENT A LETTER TO MY MOTHER TELLING HER TO VISIT!!!" Talpa
took a breath. "Now she's coming... I haven't repainted the guest quarters, I haven't given the
three headed dog a bath, I didn't have that ring cleaned out of the tub, I haven't got those Ronin
armors, AND I haven't washed the Batmobile...WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW??!!"
"Errr...batmobile?" Anubis questioned, putting his hand up. Talpa glared at him.
"DON'T EVER TALK BACK TO ME, RED!!! Now, Sekhmet...go clean up your snake
droppings. I told you, if you were to have a pet..." Talpa paused and looked around the room for
the familiar green head. "WHERE"S SEKHMET???"
"That's another thing..."Kayura commented, already wincing at what she expected was to
follow.
"Damnit, what could POSSIBLY be worse??"Talpa sighed.
"Nubie cooked Sekh's plushie." Dais replied with a grin. How could he POSSIBLY turn
up a moment to get Anubis in trouble? Anubis got ready to give him a raspberry, but was silenced
once again by the Big Man.
"MR.WIGGLES????" Talpa gasped.
"err...yes." Anubis said sheepishly.
"I GOT THAT FOR HIM FOR CHRISTMAS IN '57!!!YOU KNOW HOW MUCH
THAT THING WOULD BE WORTH???" Talpa wailed, and then rambled on.
"You got HIM a plushie and all you gave me was a gift certificate for the Gap?" gasped
Kayura, exasperated. "Geez, I have better taste than to shop THERE. Why if I was shopping for
me...!"She also rambled. Anubis shook his head at all the meaningless babble and turned to Dais.
"Hey Dais."
"Yeahhh..." He didn't look at Anubis, he was too busy staring at Kayura's *ahem* assets.
Anubis scowled at him, but continued anyway.
"When did you send that letter to his Ma?"
"Hmm..about a month ago...I think."
"Are you sure?"
Dais thought for a moment. "Yeah...positive. Because that was the day that we were pissed at
Talpa for taping over "X-Files" with his stupid "Dawson's Creek" marathon."
"Ah yeah...that's right...jeez....what a jerk."Anubis scowled. All of a sudden, they all were
silenced with the all-too-familiar-get-your-kids-and-run-to-the-nearest-bomb-shelter voice.
"HELLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!TALPIE-BUNS!!MUM-MUM IS HERE!!!"
the shrill voice echoed through the corridors. Everyone froze, and a noticeable sweatdrop
appeared on Talpa's face-mask.
"Oh, god have mercy..."
***
Meanwhile, back on Earth...
The day had dawned bright over Mia's mansion. Rowen sat up on his bedsheets,
voluntarily, and stared at the clock.
"Hmm...noon...well, the early bird gets the worm!" He smiled to himself and jumped out
of bed, sliding into his slippers and waltzing out of the room. He was stopped by Mia, looking a
bit worried. "What's up Mia?" He yawned while scratching his tangled mass of blue hair.
"Have you seen Ryo?"She asked, scanning the room. Rowen's face grew into a wide grin,
but he kept himself from laughing out loud.
"No, Mia...Haven't seen him." he chuckled. "I'm sure he'll turn up sooner or later." He
said with little spurts and snorts of laughter escaping. Mia looked at him quizzically.
"What's so funny? This is a serious matter!"
"Oh, nothing... I was..erm...thinking of the dream I had...yeah...that's it." Rowen
managed. Mia frowned at him.
"Alright...well, if you find him, let me know."
"Sure thing." Rowen grinned again. Mia left to go search Ryo's room for any clues, while
Rowen slid down the stairs and into his runnig shoes. He wasn't even gonna bother getting
dressed, boxers and a T-shirt were appropriate enough for a jog. He slipped out the door and
started runnig down the worn driveway. About halfway down, he stopped at an enormous tree.
With a lucifer-esque grin playing on his lips, he looked up on the top branch of the tree. There,
hanging in an oversized potato bag was something...a person maybe...yes..this was a person..and
Rowen was proud of his work...he grinned as he noticed that not all of the jet black hair had fallen
out, like he would have expected a singing like THAT would've done. The bag wriggled, and
made some kind of struggling noises. Rowen gave a little snort of laughter (and a little pride in
that too) and continued on his merry way.